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War and Peas 🧿

Sign the Climate Emergency Appeal to demand a real change for our Planet and its creatures: secure.avaaz.org/campaign/en/c

Comic Collab with Rewriting Extinction & Paul Goodenough

War and Peas 🧿

The 1st edition of 💥COMIC SMACKDOWN💥 is out on Patreon!

It's a new series where we battle out comics that ONE of us didn't find funny (not naming any names FOR NOW). So we're asking YOU to be the judge: YAY or NAY?

The voting is open for another 2 hours: patreon.com/warandpeas

Mike Harvey

@warandpeas Maybe not literally LOL but I'd like to know what the gossip is.

beforewisdom 🖖

@warandpeas

I'm answering your question and I have zero intention of being rude.

I see a lot of comics like this on Mastodon and Bluesky.

No joke given, nor even a point made. Often not even comprehensible.

The best explanation that I have come up with is that the author had a moment they personally found amusing/interesting and then made a cartoon out of it.

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やぎ

@warandpeas
Thank you for interesting comic✨

Japanese translation of original toot.
元トゥートの日本語訳です
mastodon.social/@warandpeas/11

ねこまんが「戦争と豆 」
1. 猫が教える成功の一日

2. 「早起き」して飼い主の顔に座る

3. 「運動しよう」カーテンにしがみつけ

4. 運動したら「一休み」膝の上で眠る

5. 「食べて健康」猫草食べよう

6.「建設的な批判を発言」
 ノパソに座って文句を言おう

7. 「家父長制をブチ壊せ」
 肘掛け椅子を破壊するぞ

8.「新しい味方づくり」 ネズミと結託

9. 「愛しい人とのくつろぎ」
 映画を見てる飼い主の上で座る

@warandpeas
Thank you for interesting comic✨

Japanese translation of original toot.
元トゥートの日本語訳です
mastodon.social/@warandpeas/11

ねこまんが「戦争と豆 」
1. 猫が教える成功の一日

2. 「早起き」して飼い主の顔に座る

3. 「運動しよう」カーテンにしがみつけ

4. 運動したら「一休み」膝の上で眠る

5. 「食べて健康」猫草食べよう

6.「建設的な批判を発言」
 ノパソに座って文句を言おう

7. 「家父長制をブチ壊せ」
 肘掛け椅子を破壊するぞ

Proxima

@warandpeas 10th square: eat your ally to assert dominance.

War and Peas 🧿

One of the poems our Love Letter subscribers got! More info in the comments 💌

War and Peas 🧿

youtube.com/shorts/RPX-zUyjcBQ

Become a patron and receive a monthly 💌Love Letter💌 delivered to your very doorstep: patreon.com/warandpeas 📫

You also get all the benefits from the other support levels and help us to make comics full-time

War and Peas 🧿

Collab Comic with Rewriting Extinction (Link in the comments)

🔥🔥 This party is getting hotter by the second, and not in a good way 🔥🔥

Time to take some action, or #BarbieAndKen won't be the only ones melting in the heat-tsunami.

War and Peas 🧿

We just want to quickly say how great we think Mastodon is. We experience an inclusive community culture here and believe that you are building a piece of utopia here.

We are aware that some creators have made different experiences and don't gain followers at all. We consider ourselves lucky to have been part of the first wave when Mastodon hit the media.

This place needs to be a counterpart to X and all the toxic corners that exist on the internet. Please preserve it and stay kind.

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Garrett

@warandpeas I’m still looking around and can already tell its better to be here regardless of follower count.

Justine S. Harrison

@warandpeas mastodon rly is chill and drama free in a way that’s the complete opposite of “X”

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GuerillaGrue

@warandpeas

Alt text, for sight-impaired.

Panel 1 - Man praying: "Oh Lord, I'm so lonely."

Panel 2 - Lord: "Haveth you tried Tinder?"

Panel 3 - Lord: "Or Grindr?"

Panel 4 - Lord: "The Lord doth not judge."

(Comic Strip "War and Peas")

Hope that helps a few folks out :)

Parade du Grotesque 💀

@warandpeas

sUBe%5102[Qihe~2696_vepI$7157_hAKY[5909|wYpo]1059?JOQI!2586[MyRE%6019/

There you go.

🏳️‍🌈Superdave! 😘🍷👨‍🦯

@warandpeas Tried Facebook Dating, and got more beggars for money than friendly chat.

War and Peas 🧿

Tell us your password in the comments 👇👇

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Zombie Pirate Gator 🐊

@warandpeas

It may or may not involve variations on this beloved character.

Julian

@warandpeas That's not a secret: It's a part of π, but I won't tell which one.

War and Peas 🧿

Congrats to Benji for translating our comics into French for 5 years straight!

youtube.com/watch?v=m9KsCMQIp-

Benji came to visit us in our studio to celebrate. We interviewed him and you'll see the videos soon on our channels.

War and Peas 🧿

🔥Social media platforms go up in flames🔥

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Rob Bos

@warandpeas I don't know if it's worth mentioning, but you also have RSS - I subscribe to your work via Feedly reader.

Lea de Groot 🇦🇺

@warandpeas I use your rss feed to keep up. Works great!

War and Peas 🧿

We’ve been making WAPS for over a decade now. In this era, we’ve created tons of characters and hundreds of strips.

Nevertheless, we rely on the help of the community. If you can afford it, please support us so we can continue to publish comics for free ‍🧙🧙

patreon.com/warandpeas

DemocritusDiscoBall

@warandpeas

I love the keep going shirt!

Is it the reverse of the broken heart? I didn’t see it but am foggy as hell today and it just clicked.

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KroganCharr

@warandpeas I laughed!

However, if I may add a small suggestion: I think it would have been even funnier if the joke wasn't spelled out in its entirety before the punchine.

For example, her dialog in the 3rd panel could be: "But what if there's a Zombie apocalypse?" The man would be confused by this random question, as would the reader be, and then panel 4 delivers the punchline.

Jon

@warandpeas The canadian wildfires would cremate him a second time 😂

loafofbread

@warandpeas yep that's proof a fungus can take over a dead body.

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Elledubbz

@warandpeas it’s so out of pocket and that’s why it’s perfect and I love it

mkandle :toad:

@warandpeas a musician named Ultragabe wrote a song called My Dumb Stepdad under the name Sink-182 and released it really quickly, and it’s actually pretty good! 🎶 My dumb stepdad is drowning in a submarine, I’m rocking at the blink show I’m gonna get his money, My dumb stepdad is drowning in a submarine, I’m gonna be a millionaire and all I did was nothing🎶 😂

Zii0

@warandpeas
First minute of the first hour this happened was not too soon

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