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War and Peas 🧿

Happy Friday 13th! Enjoy the Thrills 🪜

Friday the 13th comic by War and Peas. 1. The Slutty Witch walks under a ladder. She goes, "Hehe" 2. She sees a black cat and goes, "Hehe" 3. She has broken a mirror on the floor and goes, "Hehe" 4. She looks at her calendar and it's Friday the 13th. She goes "Hehe"
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Kim Possible

@warandpeas I always enjoy it, because my mom was born on a Friday the 13th, and that certainly was lucky for me!

P.S. I love your comic webtoon. ❤❤❤

Þór Sigurðsson

@warandpeas 13 is a lucky number and friday 13th a lucky day.

Today we found a huge bug in our system (which is in development) that would have caused havoc if gone unnoticed. Tons of luck that!

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Matt Harrison

@warandpeas
It took me way too long to realise the joke here! I was thinking, why are they so interested in chairs? 🤔

James Canavan

@warandpeas Do vampires show up in pictures taken on mirrorless cameras? Inquiring minds are spinning endlessly on this question. O.o

Jb_Wej

@warandpeas ok, after 2 minutes I finally get it. 😅👌

D. B. Stuck

@warandpeas

Haha, my wife makes sure I'm groomed and presentable at all times. She jokes an unkempt man shows that he's single or uncared for at home and thus a target for thirsty women.

If my wife is reading this she should know I just trimmed some nose and ear hair and I'm safe for the next few days.

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Sumire

@warandpeas No, thank you for making me smile. 😘😊

Pxl Phile

@warandpeas all things that millennials wish for:
- healthy climate
- less depression
- death

Ball Shaped Man

@warandpeas isn't there a saying that goes "you can't start over and create a brand new beginning but you can start right now and create a brand new ending"? Anyway, if you think like this, no time like now to get started.

Pxl Phile

@warandpeas I've been at both but did one better then the other. Suddenly: financial stable job but still urge to do creative stuff. Maybe I should.... 🤔🤔🤔

War and Peas 🧿

Art vs. Money

Don't let art be destroyed by having to pander to big corporations. Crowdfunding is the way.

Comic by War and Peas.
1. Panel: There stands art, in all its pure magnificence! [The letters ART stand on a hill top]
2. Panel: Wait, what is that!? [The letters MONEY are approaching]
3. Panel: OH NO... PLEASE DON'T! [The MONEY force themselves onto ART]
4. Panel: [ART and MONEY are in bed with each, they're both sweating and MONEY is smoking a cigarette]
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@warandpeas

the all new "gold digger" line by elon musk

MrFrenchFries

@warandpeas Artists and prostitutes hate pimps. Everyone else hated them, too, prefering terms like ‘middle man’ and ‘aristocrat’ or ‘bureaucrat’ …until postmodern colonialism turned a gallows humor understanding of ‘pimp’ into an edgy metaphor for ‘entrepreneur.’

War and Peas 🧿

9 Reasons to Support Artists on Patreon

Backing us on Patreon can be the same as buying us a coffee each month. But it’s much more than that!

War and Peas 🧿

Your support allows us to keep working as independent cartoonists. That enables us to publish the biggest chunk of our comics for free on the internet – meaning more comics for everyone! Supporting us on Patreon helps us focus on our next passion projects, create new characters and write new books (and take that much-needed coffee break). We’re eager to continue our work for years to come, but we need your support to do so!

Till

@warandpeas

Hi, I would prefer to use liberapay.com
Is that possible, too?

War and Peas 🧿

This comic is made possible with the help of our backers on Patreon. Thank you – You mean the world to us.

Visit this link for more: patreon.com/warandpeas

Nadine

@maddin Oh, das erinnert mich an die sehr gute Serie "Willkommen im Haus der Eulen", die ich wie einige andere sehr gute Serien durch Sarah kennengelernt habe. :)

War and Peas 🧿

XL Sticker Sheet 🐉

This extra large vinyl sticker sheet features several bodacious stickers, including her majesty the ever-fearless Slutty Witch and her brazen sidekick Lord Nibbles (don’t tell him we called him a sidekick as he will claw our eyes out). Each motif has its own powerful persona and can be placed on any smooth surface of your choosing. May your enemies tremble in fear when you round the corner fully-adorned with these babies.

warandpeas.com/shop/

Vinyl Sticker: Catcallers Get Scratched
Vinyl Sticker: Obey
Vinyl Sticker: Regret Nothing
XL Sticker Sheet
War and Peas 🧿

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS 🎃

Visit this link to learn more about our journey and why it is so important to support artists on Patreon: patreon.com/warandpeas/about

War and Peas 🧿

Ghostwriter Ghost

Backing us on Patreon can be the equivalent of buying us a coffee each month. But it’s much more than that: Your support makes sure that we can continue creating free comics and bring laughter into the world.

Visit this link for more: patreon.com/warandpeas

P1: ghost in broad-brimmed hat outside an isolated cottage. "Howdy! I'm a Ghost Writer Ghost."
P2: ghost is sitting in front of typewriter. "I help authors to finish their stories and then I disappear into the night."
P3: "The next morning". Same typewriter, stubbly man looking at it. "Whoa. What did I do last night?"
P4: Sheet of typescript. Black type: "with his soft voice. Bertha and John then went to have some ice cream." Orange handwriting: "THEN EVERYBODY IS KILLED! THE END"
P5: ghost outside cottage again. "You're welcome."
War and Peas 🧿

Sneak Peek for the Love Letter subscribers 💌

If you want to learn more about our Love Letter Service, go to Patreon: patreon.com/warandpeas

Hologram Sticker of the Slutty Witch in a red envelope surrounded with heart confetti
War and Peas 🧿

Happy #WorldPostcardDay ☯️

We would like to use this occasion to draw attention to Postcrossing. What a wonderful project in which we also participate from time to time.

Take a look at how it works:
postcrossing.com

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Tuckers Nuts Resist😈!

@warandpeas
🥥 The dialogue in the 4th frame should belong to the kid. 🥥

MustardYellow

@warandpeas Reminds me of a song I once heard, about a guy who goes to work to earn money to fix his car so that he can go to work, to earn money to fix his car so that he can go to work...

And the whole song just goes in a circle like that.

On the mark.

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Empiricism

@warandpeas

Nothing gets in the way of the credible hulks fight for justice.

dan

@warandpeas did you consider "the incredulous hulk," who never believes anything you tell him?

Dan W

@warandpeas I used to work with a guy who had Short Man Syndrome.
He was a bit like the Incredible Hulk;

When he was angry, he would grow bigger and bigger and change colour until he turned into a Smurf.

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