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Well that explains what happened next:

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin toys
For the good gentile girls and the good gentile boys
When the boss busted in nearly scared em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die"
The night Santa went crazy

@warandpeas what psychopath spells "sweetie" with a y

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lol!
@Selena

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Reading the last panel in the voice of Nelson from the The Simpsons.

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Puts me in mind of fickle nature of fame...

"Here today...gone later today..."
- David Lee Roth

@warandpeas They mean his corps made it.

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@Moby_MicroDick 😆

@warandpeas Since when does water have a low density?

@warandpeas I do love moving through fluid mass. When I do aqua jogging (with fabulous old ladies) and first we all jog in one direction and then turn around to jog the other way, it is hard (at first) to move through the current we just created. It is the most visceral experience of human effect on surroundings.

@warandpeas :beetthinking: I think I saw some news about winter rest troubles for bears because of climate crisis :beetcry:

@warandpeas "and this is why Mama lives alone, sweetie. "

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@warandpeas Sounds like what greed does.

@warandpeas Do ghosts cast a shadow?

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For me, it will be unplayed games on steam.

Poem reads:

My life is a can of worms,
All tangled up in twists and turns.
Each day brings a new surprise,
At times it’s hard to dry my eyes.

I let that can all locked up tight,
I won’t let these worms see the light.
For if they escape, it could be trouble,
And all might burst just like a bubble.

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Almost everything! Non-English books have a legally fixed price so we’re not allowed to sell them out cheaper. There’s also one last collab with the Wir sind die Toten dark lords (before they close their gates for good) where the discount doesn’t apply.

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“Like what?”
“I dunno. Fart the alphabet or whatever. 💁‍♀️”

@warandpeas i do love that it's jonathan being the filmee 😄

Also this solo book from Elizabeth!

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@warandpeas "I know, dear. But I can't hear that enough either"

@warandpeas This isn’t funny. At all. Ever.

This is us @Indomitable_Mr_Chris 😂

@warandpeas Real power move: saying it twice and then showing off that only saying it once will do the trick!

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Done. How do I undo it? I can undo it, right? Right?

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GOOD MORNING FROM FRANCE
to all night hawks & owls over the pond,
Gid aft to lands down under

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Well if any earthlings want to leave, the last take off is just before daybreak every morning...France center

@warandpeas Oof

Way Too Relatable....