@warandpeas My daughter asks if she can adopt this child.

@warandpeas And ever since then their whole house has been on the naughty list.

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A little later:

https://i.imgflip.com/74qn8e.jpg

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@warandpeas Hoooo…. :blobcateyes:

@warandpeas ::stares in Gävlebocken:

@warandpeas Haha always fun spotting early signs of psychotic tendencies in the young'uns

@warandpeas I should play Little Inferno again, you're right

@warandpeas "What's a chimney?"

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Pretty sure the Beatles sang it best.

Let him burn.
Let him burn.
Let him burn.
Let him burn.
Let the red man be done already.
Let him burn.

I'm almost positive those are the lyrics.

Tell it to my brain.

There's a comedian that does a bit about 'tell it to my balls' and I couldn't find it. But know that.

@warandpeas my teenage daughters laughed maniacally at this.

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Well that explains what happened next:

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin toys
For the good gentile girls and the good gentile boys
When the boss busted in nearly scared em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die"
The night Santa went crazy

@warandpeas what psychopath spells "sweetie" with a y

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lol!
@Selena