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War and Peas 🧿

This comic is made possible with the help of our backers on Patreon. Thank you – You mean the world to us.
Visit this link for more: patreon.com/warandpeas

just a mere cat 😷 #LütziLebt :vegan:

Four panel comic by War and Peas.

1. Death is walking along a path and says "Reaping souls is not just a job. It's a passion".
2. Death meets a person and says "The pay is low. The hours are long."
3. The person fell down dead. Death says "But it has a great dental plan."
4. Death shows off their golden sparkling teeth.

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War and Peas 🧿

Last collab with dark lords #WirsinddieToten before they close their gates for good 🐈‍⬛

Read details here: warandpeas.com/shop/can-of-wor

Preorder Only!

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Poem reads:

My life is a can of worms,
All tangled up in twists and turns.
Each day brings a new surprise,
At times it’s hard to dry my eyes.

I let that can all locked up tight,
I won’t let these worms see the light.
For if they escape, it could be trouble,
And all might burst just like a bubble.

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Friends, Lovers and Comrades,

the capitalist death cult doesn’t stop at our door so we decided take part in the devilish Black Friday tradition. It’s a nice opportunity to get bespoke Christmas presents a bit cheaper, so we’re offering a 20% discount on everything from our shop.

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Almost everything! Non-English books have a legally fixed price so we’re not allowed to sell them out cheaper. There’s also one last collab with the Wir sind die Toten dark lords (before they close their gates for good) where the discount doesn’t apply.

Use the code COMICLOVER to get 20% off on almost all things in our shop: warandpeas.com/shop/

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War and Peas 🧿

🙏 This comic is made possible with the help of our backers on Patreon 🙏
patreon.com/warandpeas

Read more 𝔚𝔞𝔯 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔓𝔢𝔞𝔰 on our website 🧙‍🧙‍♀️
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muxauy 🚴🇪🇺

@warandpeas that fortress is not going to stand up against a dragon very well 🔥

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Ghosts, Ghouls and Literary Rules: The Haunting of Book Club

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NEW: Sticker Flash & Artist Trash

A collection of shiny stickers and an exclusive artifact from our studio.

warandpeas.com/shop/

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When you say the word butt three times in front of a mirror, your head will turn into a butt.

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Bob

@warandpeas Real power move: saying it twice and then showing off that only saying it once will do the trick!

flo

@warandpeas
Done. How do I undo it? I can undo it, right? Right?

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@warandpeas

GOOD MORNING FROM FRANCE
to all night hawks & owls over the pond,
Gid aft to lands down under

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@warandpeas

Well if any earthlings want to leave, the last take off is just before daybreak every morning...France center

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Jake "Fracadactyl" Palermo

@warandpeas Funny thing is, some AI are being developed to translated sperm whale sounds. How long before humpbacks(?) are next?

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@warandpeas

I find your "humor?" not funny in the slightest and vulgar to boot. And my understanding is, you want us to contribute $?
I'm blocking & hope some others do

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LuciaG

@warandpeas Ha! My daughter, graduating in the spring with a biology degree, gave her capstone presentation last night, titled “Sexual Conflict in Invertebrates”. In the section on sexual cannibalism she started with a picture of a mantis and said this is the example most people immediately think of.

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CREATEIKA

@warandpeas Kind of relevant, I had this idea the other day about how fun it'd be if you had a coat with a naked body on the outside but was fully clothed on the inside.

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ℌ𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔶 ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 🎃

War and Peas 🧿

This comic is made possible with the help of our backers on Patreon. Thank you – You mean the world to us.

patreon.com/warandpeas

Roundcat

@warandpeas My dream is to live in the house from the Windows 95 solitaire cardbacks.

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