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@warandpeas oh, speaking about stickers, any idea when the f*ck cars sheet could be back in stock? I desperately need those 😬

@warandpeas oh yeah more like shedding so hard

@warandpeas Careful, #LinkedIn will take it for their marketing.

@warandpeas I totally understand McSexy, that's our curse!

@warandpeas … luckily Air Freshener Man managed to somehow protect his secret identity.

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One of our clients did a video which was pretty brilliant I wish I could still find it.

The premise was he was a secret agent who constantly shit his pants, thereby giving himself away to the enemy.

There were various chase scenes, some with him waddling during the chase from all the shit in his pants (like a certain ex-President) and stopping at the laundromat to wash his clothes, etc.

“They’ll smell you coming a mile away.”

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@warandpeas ive heard somewhere on here that in many regions of europe public restrooms have individual miniature rooms for each individual toilet

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@warandpeas or you want a sad ending? https://youtu.be/me5rX7Y9XKU

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@warandpeas I hope this one gives better advice than Clippy. 🤭

@warandpeas someone do a pull request to gods fabric-of-the-universe project.

@warandpeas playing now, and for now, i like 🙂

@warandpeas "Oh thank God. Now I don't have to deal with her."

@warandpeas You missed it just for one day, yesterday it would have been perfect. 🎂

@warandpeas Like any good friend would

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@warandpeas jeez. Why you go be looking at my diary like that.

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@warandpeas Wow Death trying to get ahead of the game and see who will die next.

@warandpeas I see people pay 10 euro per minute for online tarot card reading. Ridiculous.

@warandpeas Is this a log scale? There's no way this is a linear function

@warandpeas Moral of the story: eat your friend's corpse 👍

@warandpeas With a nod to Heinlein's "Stranger in a Strange Land"

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Cute! Thanks for putting alt text.

It does say "4-panel comic" when there are in fact 6 panels. But that's okay! I guess those two are bonus panels.

:)
Thanks for spreading a little cheer.

Today marks the ninth anniversary of the attack on the French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo.

It was a shock for us at the time and we suddenly realized that even humorists - people who put their finger in the wound and use humor to draw attention to the issues that concern them - are now under attack.

@warandpeas This is why nobody likes the stereotypical biker. Be a normal one

@warandpeas Oh, ça peut intéresser @grincheux @ralocycleuse ou @nitot tout ça !

(Alt : Une planche de stickers xxl pour décorer les vélos à base de messages anti voitures : "Fuck cars" ou pro velo "Any weather bike 4 ever"

@warandpeas alrighty how do we get these? pretty please? thank you 🤩

@warandpeas I am sure somewhere someone has fucked a flower. You can bet that on humanity.

@warandpeas haha ha e you ever seen Bob the Angry Flower?

@warandpeas that escalated quickly...

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Whether to hold or not is up to you.

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I just snorted at the thought of someone shouting "Wheee!!!" as they orgasm. Thanks for that.

... even funnier is if they starfish while saying it.

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@warandpeas Huh. I always thought it was a dress, not a skirt.

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