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5 January at 14:16 | Open on mastodon.social
@warandpeas Even funnier because the seastar's mouth is on the underside. BDSM mermaids? Won't anyone think of the seastars!!😳 @warandpeas after all that time, it’s probably solidified into a Load Stone. It’s an heirloom, the Family Jewel. @warandpeas I have a female friend who ended up in medical exams because of constant pains resembling heart troubles. Turned out the real reason was she had been holding her fart, because she’d just begun a new relationship. @warandpeas I am sure somewhere someone has fucked a flower. You can bet that on humanity. |