@warandpeas This is me when I get home from school, why is it like this 😭😭😭

@warandpeas poor guy reminds me of Warbot in Accounting

@warandpeas haha ouch, right in the feels 😢

@warandpeas Funny thing is, some AI are being developed to translated sperm whale sounds. How long before humpbacks(?) are next?

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I find your "humor?" not funny in the slightest and vulgar to boot. And my understanding is, you want us to contribute $?
I'm blocking & hope some others do

@warandpeas 😍😍 lmaoo

@warandpeas Ha! My daughter, graduating in the spring with a biology degree, gave her capstone presentation last night, titled “Sexual Conflict in Invertebrates”. In the section on sexual cannibalism she started with a picture of a mantis and said this is the example most people immediately think of.

@warandpeas 😂

@warandpeas didn’t think insects could talk

@warandpeas I should get another peacoat

@warandpeas Kind of relevant, I had this idea the other day about how fun it'd be if you had a coat with a naked body on the outside but was fully clothed on the inside.

@warandpeas Lol

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@warandpeas h

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Ironically, a horse birthday party would look the same

@warandpeas zebra costumes are sooo last year

@warandpeas @Gargron
Chefs kiss

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Ya gotta know your audience.

@warandpeas hahahah I laughed out loud for reals

@warandpeas is it blood orange smell?

@warandpeas not a fan of this post which (pun intended) perpetuates the fear of feminine power and Wicca.

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It's a romantic evening and you will be part of it. Well, part of you will be part of it.

@warandpeas :mastolol:

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@warandpeas Just as I am trying to learn Italian!

@warandpeas posting highlights of girls consent all showing their slutty on omegle flingster and other sites.…https://t.me/+udiMeDO_AJlkNGQ0

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👀 @dasschildkroet. We should be careful the next time ... Garlic? 😄

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@warandpeas I like how she even wears the hat to bed

@warandpeas ndn

So if you want to learn the Language of Love, this is perfect for you. It features some of your favorite characters from the War and Peas world and each comic strip is self-contained and completed.

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@warandpeas Des cadeaux de noël viennent d’être acheté…

@warandpeas :blobcat_mlem:

@warandpeas I love this one! 😊

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Someone's on a quest for ships?
@Radgryd

@warandpeas This needs alt text! #alt4u

A four panel comic by War and Peas, originally published 2019-03-24.

Two ships are on the distant horizon with open water surrounding them. Their sails are pink and grey respectively, both with brown wooden hulls and cannon portholes. The sun shines intensely.

1/3?

@warandpeas This reminds me of Lesbians in the Forest by Carol Pope and Rough Trade. https://youtu.be/6dT5jQhRA4M?feature=shared

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For real though, rituals are important. Find yours. They keep us centered. Doesn't have to be special, mine is coffee in a French press while I brush my teeth. Every day. Rituals ground us.

@warandpeas yeah...☺️😌

Alt text anyone? 👉 👈

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@warandpeas hehe, altext is hard here. So you don't just copy paste the text 😅
I just bought you book for my partner. Keep up the good work 💪

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@warandpeas Losing the bow tie was a bold choice — but you still need to ease up on the hair gel.

@warandpeas @spaceluciolle hey that’s our problem.

@warandpeas cena can relate

@warandpeas Next? Antwerp (🇧🇪)!

(For example at Mekanik Strip? https://www.mekanik-strip.be)

@warandpeas Stockholm!

@warandpeas Minga, oida!

Munich or München, depending on what you speak.