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@warandpeas Let me make it clear. HE'S NOT KILLING YOU! HE'S ONLY TAKING YOU TO THE AFTERLIFE!

@warandpeas this is one of those that got me and I can't even explain whats supposed to be funny about it.

Those are the best.

@warandpeas Forgot to cross their ankles.
Honestly I saw and giggled at this three times today (long day) and the third go was the first go when I saw the giraffe was in a pink blouse and black skirt. That took me a minute to process.Then I noticed ankles weren't crossed. Not so very lady like after all, is she.
Okay just give me the giggle. It's Sunday night. Thanks for showing up again. Ahhhnnd again. Ahhnnnnd again. :)

@warandpeas story of my life

@warandpeas Is this type of restroom really a thing in the US?
Alway thought the "shitting shoes" are just a joke.

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@warandpeas @pidgeon_pete exactly what we talked about yesterday

@warandpeas My daughter has a cat just like that! To darn good

@warandpeas that's #Sid, the cat of #UpIsNotJump!

@warandpeas عائلة جميلة

@warandpeas happy birthday, also war and peas is german?! Ois guade!

@warandpeas 🎉

@warandpeas This comic has very bad vibes. :(

I don't think this is it, chief.

@warandpeas Losers are good people.

@warandpeas 😆 🤣 lol

@warandpeas haha cute. Got to get in on that back to school 👍.

@warandpeas at some point it will read "ISIS LOL"

@warandpeas I'm not from the US, but is over $2 for a pencil a reasonable price ?

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@warandpeas He showed his "bone"?

@warandpeas omg

@warandpeas I thnik if this were SMBC, the middle panels would be "but there's noth—I mean, is that it?", with a votey of a a very sad Death.

We're in a big rush. Does someone want to create an Alt-Text?

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P1: The Adventures of Billy and his Giant Best Friend. Billy is holding on to an ankle; legs rise out of frame.

P2: Billy: What fun things are we going to do today?

P3: giant's foot comes with with a BAM. There is splatter.

P4: Giant: Now, where'd I put my glasses?

@warandpeas 😢

@warandpeas hey

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@warandpeas wishing you guys the best of luck 🙂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYvNVmUQuOs

@warandpeas your url is broken! it gives a 403 Forbidden right now, I think the /.../ part is probably not what you meant :)

@warandpeas Kinda my reality in the early '90s in Brazil: I was a millionaire for a few weeks or months, before a new cut of 000 and a new change of currency name. Or the disguised dollarization in early 1994.

Converting that bank balance from that currency to the US$ exchange of that month, it was around US$3,500 from that time (I don't know the USA inflation of the last decades).

@warandpeas *Five seconds later* By the way, Sally Mae has a garnishment on those billions and you can't actually afford the half piece of toast. *Robot eats the toast*

@warandpeas Pft. Of course those student loans are still waiting for you. Plus interest. And fees. So much for the toast.

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@warandpeas This comic was 💯drawn by a woman 💀

@warandpeas men in the comments explaining that women are wrong, sexism is WELL ACTUALLY over 🆒

@warandpeas one day humans will be gone and the earth's plants and animals will jump for joy

@warandpeas The sooner they are gone and fossilized the better. A future civilization can call the Holocene, Abysmal Epoch.

@warandpeas - this one reminds me of A Softer World in the best of ways.

@warandpeas hail!

@warandpeas Is that a new book in the making?

@warandpeas I was this day old to figure out y'all from Germany o.o

@warandpeas 🤣 🤣 🤣

@warandpeas there is no such thing as an unfunny fart

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