@warandpeas "A comic from [warandpeas]. A ghost with a yellow hat is on the phone:
ghost: "Charlie, as my agent, I need your honest opinion on my new book plot."
ghost: "It's about children with traumatic experiences."
charlie: "Very good!"
ghost: "And then they murder the whole village!"
charlie: "Oh no!"
ghost: "But it's also a love story between a boy and a girl."
charlie: "great!"
ghost: "Which ends in a chainsaw massacre and a demon manifestiation!"
charlie: "Jesus!"