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War and Peas 🧿
Scotty Trees

@warandpeas "Cops are not constitutionally obligated to help or protect anyone according to SCOTUS, Warren v. District of Columbia 1981" is always fitting...

12 Oct 2023 at 14:39 | Open on mastodon.social
Andres Jalinton

@warandpeas
A four panel comic from War and Peas.
1.- "Officer McSexy was on patrol" Reads on top, a policeman on a sidewalk to the side of a old lady caring bags of groceries.
2.- Lady: Excuse me, young man, could you give me a -
3.- Policeman: I have a girlfriend.
4.- "Officer McSexy doesn't fall for thirst traps" Reads on top, the policeman walks away race walking mode.

12 Oct 2023 at 14:43 | Open on mastodon.hardcoredevs.com
Andres Jalinton
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D. B. Stuck

@warandpeas

Haha, my wife makes sure I'm groomed and presentable at all times. She jokes an unkempt man shows that he's single or uncared for at home and thus a target for thirsty women.

If my wife is reading this she should know I just trimmed some nose and ear hair and I'm safe for the next few days.

12 Oct 2023 at 14:44 | Open on toot.community
Giles
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