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@warandpeas 🤣 You are amazing!

@warandpeas I don't get it

@warandpeas what? The curtains?

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I know this is a joke but... get a bidet. It's good for the environment and good for your health.

@warandpeas It's all about bidets! Once you use one, you'll never go back to toilet paper. Seriously life changing.

@warandpeas i got a sink sprayer and attached it to my toilet! It was easy, and now my booty shoot feels as cool as yesterdays pizza. Also great for toilet defense.

@warandpeas Behold, a commercial banner in a Polish church.

(according to Lotto, this banner was there because they sponsored a concert of Christmas carol which took place in the same church, and was supposed to stand there only during the concert)

@warandpeas Late stage capitalism be like,

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Corporate church: a religious institution that is affiliated with, subsidized, or owned by a corporate entity.

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We've all been conditioned to think of a bell and a dog when someone says "Pavlov"

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@warandpeas @Urban_Hermit pavlov was a cruel fucker. True story.

@warandpeas can you please add the alt-text ?

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WWJD?

Run

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Except, Jesus did something else. He just formed a small cult.

While alive, he never spoke of homosexuality. His pacifist followers today claim that to be a sign that he would welcome homosexuals.

But he also did not speak of the Roman rulers and their tyranny. Their cruelty, their enslavement of people.

It stands to reason that he'd welcome them too, right? Same exact rationale on silence.

@NaHO ⬆️

@warandpeas As a cohabitant with 8, furry, adorable little monster #PetRat(s), I wholeheartedly endorse this strip as I'm sure will @mwl ...

PS For anyone wondering, the potion is real and is called... treats.

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@warandpeas Not able to read

@warandpeas waiting evidence on the ones who went out to get milk

@warandpeas The truth is out there

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There is a image description if you like it:

A four scenes of a comic showing a woman scientist presenting some astronomy screen with Saturn like planets.
She said "New evidence has found a planet at the outskirts of our galaxy where all fathers who went out to get cigarettes were abducted and taken to."
Third scene shows the scientific taking a pause looking at the screen, finally saying "I'm gonna find you, dad" in the last scene.

@warandpeas Well, that would be one way to keep the population down.

@warandpeas @donmelton literally the only two options and the first one seems like a lot of work.

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#TorgosFreslyPressedBabyOil

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@warandpeas HE SITS UPON THE SLAUGHTERED CORPSE OF MY BRETHREN, READING THE PULVERISED REMAINS OF MY PEOPLE!

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@warandpeas The man is reading the tree's brother.

@warandpeas either it says "click" or "dick" but we need more research on that

@warandpeas Would this be acceptable if the sexes were reversed?

@warandpeas @MythicalMothman she can draw photorealistically

@warandpeas yup

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Sure, what else?

@warandpeas Solid pick.