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codl dead hands

i wish mastodon werent the lowest common denominator that all AP software has to talk to

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im not saying mastodon should be different (at least not in this point i'm trying to make) im saying that
1) there should be more weird and different AP things. i dont mean misskeys and other pleromas i mean something other than Twitter 2
2) they should not care if it shows up on the mastodon feed

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I am confident that erincandescent @ erincandescent.net is erincandescent @ queer.af

but now seems like a good time to remind everyone that impersonation is easy on here, and that this would have been the perfect time for someone with bad intentions to set up erincandescent @ big-instance.tld, tell everyone that they can migrate by going to the temporary domain queer.af.evil.example, which they could set up to proxy to the real queer.af server so everything looks legitimate, and collect passwords and email addresses from everyone rushing to log in and migrate ASAP

I am confident that erincandescent @ erincandescent.net is erincandescent @ queer.af

but now seems like a good time to remind everyone that impersonation is easy on here, and that this would have been the perfect time for someone with bad intentions to set up erincandescent @ big-instance.tld, tell everyone that they can migrate by going to the temporary domain queer.af.evil.example, which they could set up to proxy to the real queer.af server so everything looks legitimate, and collect passwords...

codl dead hands

keep an eye out, is what I'm trying to say

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sad to report no results on e6 for the docker mascot (whose name is apparently "moby dock")

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hi just got a dm from eugen mastodon, says the plural of toot is teet now

bailey

@codl well i think he can go suck on that

wakest ⁂

@codl confirmed boost button changed to boobs in next version

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StreetComplete is looking for native speakers of Turkish, Malayalam, Amharic, Armenian, Bosnian, Nynorsk, Galician and Japanese to help maintain translations before they fall too far behind and have to be turned off

github.com/streetcomplete/Stre

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the release notes misspell nynorsk as "nyorsk" which is very funny to me because it's a mistake that I seem to make every time too

yknow, like, nyorsk :3

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every now and then someone makes a post like "fedi culture is getting 8 boosts and 20 likes and going 'ohh this is doing numbers' lol lmao. numbers tiny" and like i get it but also if 20 people came up to me and said "i liked it when you said that, well done" and 8 of those people were like "can i get some copies of this so i can show it to all my friends?" id be stoked

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👩‍🦯The Blind Fraggle

@codl My numbers here have always been much better than they ever were on Twitter! Thing I've noticed here is posts tend to circulate longer, and even once they're buried they tend to reappear more often.

Internet stranger

@codl@chitter.xyz I'd be happy with even just one person doing either of those.

Elenna, Goo Girl

@codl I actually got pretty similar interaction on Twitter as here, but with way more followers.

codl dead hands

please stop translating applications with chat fucking gpt im going to DIE

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accept-language: fr_FR_BUT_LIKE_TRANSLATED_BY_A_REAL_PERSON_PLEASE, en

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lmfao cloudplane borrows the cloudflare error style but,

my computer has gone

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sends a http request with no return address

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a little secret about Stray (2022). many gamers have fallen in love with the cute animal from the videogame.. and can you blame them! who could resist! but did you know the game is based on real life? it turns out, cats are actually real!! get in touch with your local authorities to find the best locations to witness and touch cats

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i'm not owned! i'm not owned!! i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into an NFT

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anyone who takes pictures or videos of their pets and then posts them online for all to enjoy is a hero

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maybe it is time to admit that our browsers are no longer mozilla 5.0 compatible

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"People named Alice or Bob are always up to something on the Internet" is my new favourite quote

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now that eurovision is over no one in Europe can see until same time next year

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remember to caption your images for the europeans

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linus... please...... we need tips about tech

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Last night I was kept awake because I was thinking about how fucked it is that names have meaning on their own. Like you're just a small baby and someone who doesn't even know you yet gives you a name that means like, "strong", and already you have expectations to meet

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