So you have a hole in your body, right? It's used to breathe in and out. But wait, it's also used to eat and drink, but you should never do both at the same time! Fortunately, there's a nifty switcher between the esophagus and the trachea. Of course sometimes it fails, leading to extremely uncomfortable fits of cough and possibly death.

But wait, you have another couple of holes! These are made for breathing too, but you should never ever attempt to eat or drink from them. Oh and they merge with the main hole before the switch as well.

Whoever coined the term "intelligent" design should be slapped across the face.

#Friendica needs new contributors!

I'm not used to do this, but with the large influx of new users and node admins recently coming from #Twitter, our small team is now behind the curve for handling support requests, bug reports and bring about much-needed features.

The project is built on a #PHP / #MySQL platform, but we also need people to be able to assist others just using the software to give developers some space.

If you're willing and able to help, please follow @helpers and the project on Github: github.com/friendica/friendica

Thank you!

♲ @Coding_Career@twitter.com:This is brilliant: Software engineer got tired of getting rejected by automated screeners and tested a theory.

Real resume: 0% success

Obviously fake resume stuffed with buzzwords: 90% success rate

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