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Darius Kazemi
The Lore System

@darius oh my GOSH, I love them! 🤩

16 Dec 2020 at 19:33 | Open on iam.lydi.as
Darius Kazemi

Back in the days of AOL Instant Messenger, whenever I would message "thank you" to one of my friends he would reply with "yw" and for literally years I thought he was saying "yeah whatever" and I thought he was kind of dismissive and maybe a little rude

12 Dec 2020 at 19:06 | Open on friend.camp
Darius Kazemi

FACT: Cyberpunk 2077 takes place 20 years before the events of One Must Fall 2097
8 Dec 2020 at 1:27 | Open on friend.camp
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JP

@darius while first passing through 2084
8 Dec 2020 at 2:43 | Open on mastodon.social
Dan Bruno
Daniel Cassidy 🦌

@darius and 60 years after the events of Earth Defence Force 2017

8 Dec 2020 at 8:34 | Open on mastodon.social
Darius Kazemi

so what are some palindromes that anagram into other palindromes?

5 Dec 2020 at 18:09 | Open on friend.camp
Darius Kazemi

I guess:

poop
oppo [political slang, short for "opposition"]

5 Dec 2020 at 18:09 | Open on friend.camp
neil 🍄

@darius otto and toot

may or may not have been a show on nickelodeon
5 Dec 2020 at 18:36 | Open on social.coop
Darius Kazemi

hello from me and my new avatar, the bear who runs a deli in Busytown

3 Dec 2020 at 21:21 | Open on friend.camp
phooky

@darius wait did lucasarts do a point and click richard scarry adventure

3 Dec 2020 at 23:26 | Open on octodon.social
Darius Kazemi
Dan Bruno

@darius I guess this confirms your theory?

2 Dec 2020 at 5:01 | Open on xoxo.zone
Darius Kazemi

great now I have to figure out what "snap" is and why it's bad

28 Nov 2020 at 20:12 | Open on friend.camp
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Suitably ballyhooed

@darius I’m so excited to have found a convenient method of deploying nix on remote machines. Can’t wait to get rid of my last Ubuntu box, just before the snap disaster becomes unbearable.

28 Nov 2020 at 20:25 | Open on weirder.earth
Matthew "Smiffy" Smith

@darius Just looked it up. So basically it's Docker?

28 Nov 2020 at 22:17 | Open on aus.social
Stewart Russell

@darius They're easily got rid of:
kevin-custer.com/blog/disablin
And if you really want them to stay gone:
askubuntu.com/questions/125180

Curiously, my systems continue fine: Gnome is picked up from elsewhere. I've had to compile one package from source (ScanTailor) and go back to using fucking-ableist-named-image-editor instead of Glimpse.

Snaps can't access global /tmp, but at least with 20.10 they didn't clutter up df output. Not my problem any more

@darius They're easily got rid of:
kevin-custer.com/blog/disablin
And if you really want them to stay gone:
askubuntu.com/questions/125180

Curiously, my systems continue fine: Gnome is picked up from elsewhere. I've had to compile one package from source (ScanTailor) and go back to using fucking-ableist-named-image-editor instead of Glimpse.

29 Nov 2020 at 16:59 | Open on mastodon.social
Darius Kazemi

@danbruno Ys 8 is 60% off on Switch so I am finally going to try a modern Ys game (I recall playing Ys on SNES as a literal child and bouncing off)

24 Nov 2020 at 20:21 | Open on friend.camp
Dan Bruno

@darius Ys 8 is great IMO (though I can't vouch for the Switch port). It's also the closest the series has felt to Trails of the ones I've played, I think if you're gonna like any of 'em it'll be that one

25 Nov 2020 at 5:37 | Open on xoxo.zone
Darius Kazemi

@danbruno just finished act 3. Damn

18 Nov 2020 at 8:29 | Open on friend.camp
[DATA EXPUNGED]
Dan Bruno

@darius Still in Act 2 on August 26 over here! I’ve just finished talking to everyone at that big party. Excited for real stuff to start happening soon, instead of spending all my time “proving the strength of my convictions” or whatever by sparring with people already on my side 😛

18 Nov 2020 at 19:14 | Open on xoxo.zone
Darius Kazemi

Getting members of the medieval bourgeoisie to sell each other out... flipping burghers

11 Nov 2020 at 2:00 | Open on friend.camp
phooky

@darius but once again ignoring the threat posed by the entrenched clergy

the deep friars

11 Nov 2020 at 2:49 | Open on octodon.social
Darius Kazemi
Dan Bruno

@darius 😂 followed! (I bet there’s like a 70% chance of some kinda giggle in a given quote…)

9 Nov 2020 at 20:06 | Open on xoxo.zone
Darius Kazemi

Alex Gaynor made this tracker that shows you detailed updates on votes in uncalled states as they come in to the NYT data feed

alex.github.io/nyt-2020-electi

6 Nov 2020 at 2:25 | Open on friend.camp
ftl ✅✅

@darius thanks, I hate it

6 Nov 2020 at 2:55 | Open on wandering.shop
Darius Kazemi

While I am gutted about the mayoral race here (I wanted Ted Wheeler out), I am glad that as a state we decriminalized possession of essentially all illegal drugs, which some estimates show will reduce drug-related imprisonment for possession by about 90%. Also the state measure to (eventually) legalize production of psychedelic mushrooms is cool too, I'm excited to see how it affects PTSD therapy.

4 Nov 2020 at 19:53 | Open on friend.camp
vera 🍄

@darius seriously tho how the hell did Ted win? I know Teressa split the vote but people still actually voted for him. Like he should have gotten zero votes

6 Nov 2020 at 13:35 | Open on eldritch.cafe
Darius Kazemi

is anything

is anything too hard for god
is anything open in portland
is anything open near me
is anything faster than light
is anything free on apple tv
is anything in retrograde
is anything possible
is anything good happening in the world
is anything open right now
is anything divided by 0 0
2 Nov 2020 at 5:12 | Open on friend.camp
quaad

@darius this is just to say is anything saving plums is anything tasty and so cold

2 Nov 2020 at 9:43 | Open on oulipo.social
smallcircles (Humane Tech Now)

@darius

dunno, probably is

relatively
you tell me
the world
didn't see
nope
society
anything
always
my eyes
pfew, complex

8 Nov 2020 at 11:20 | Open on mastodon.social
Darius Kazemi

| /var/field :garfield_pipe:

27 Oct 2020 at 19:38 | Open on friend.camp
Darius Kazemi

Want to feel old? 2002 is now as far back in time as 2001 was in 2019

27 Oct 2020 at 19:14 | Open on friend.camp
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-_-
@darius i love it when you post while high
27 Oct 2020 at 19:18 | Open on hub.spaz.org
Darius Kazemi

Want to feel young? In 2030 today will be as far back in the past as 2010 is today

27 Oct 2020 at 19:35 | Open on friend.camp
The Bean Identity

@darius that's some quick maffs right there!

27 Oct 2020 at 19:50 | Open on octodon.social
Darius Kazemi

In my head right now: the Big Red chewing gum advertising jingle from the late 80s

youtu.be/AA3LrnAqOds

27 Oct 2020 at 6:19 | Open on friend.camp
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JP

@darius def remember that jingle. this sent me down a gum commercial rabbit hole that led to Big League Chew, the chewing gum from hell itself youtube.com/watch?v=BCawfG0CFv

27 Oct 2020 at 7:08 | Open on mastodon.social
ranjit

@darius now it’s in mine too and I didn’t have to press play >:(

27 Oct 2020 at 12:26 | Open on friend.camp
Sumana Harihareswara

@darius Hilariously, before I actually went and played it, you know what immediately sprang to mind for me? The Mentos theme! I guess they are filed next to each other in my head

27 Oct 2020 at 15:02 | Open on mastodon.social
Darius Kazemi

Pronouncing "goth" so it rhymes with "both"

27 Oct 2020 at 1:00 | Open on friend.camp
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Alex Garnett
kit 🍵🌦

@darius "The [slɒθ] or [sləʊθ], we use [bɒθ] pronunciations."

(Linguistics may have done permanent damage to my brain.)

27 Oct 2020 at 4:19 | Open on mastodon.transneptune.net
Sumana Harihareswara

@darius "the second Great Vowel Shift started, as far as we can determine, from a single 'toot' by a noted jester of the era"

27 Oct 2020 at 15:04 | Open on mastodon.social
Darius Kazemi

oh right google changed all their icons so I have no idea what tab gmail is open in anymore

26 Oct 2020 at 16:39 | Open on friend.camp
dm me for new account

@darius yeah. its sucky. and its not even just learning new icon because with all of their icons having the same colors a key part of my processing ability is taken away.

26 Oct 2020 at 16:41 | Open on weirder.earth
Григорий Клюшников

Just use an IMAP client for a consistent experience ;)

26 Oct 2020 at 18:04
Darius Kazemi

Nude Emperors HATE This One Weird Trick

21 Oct 2020 at 17:33 | Open on friend.camp
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