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Ben :bc:

This is the sort of madness I absolutely love to see in the world. Marvellous.

Man builds £30,000 canal in his garden to house his barge
metro.co.uk/2024/08/20/man-bui

21 August at 10:14 | Open on beige.party
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Ben :bc:

Just catching up with the important interviews from last night

@CountBinface

5 July at 8:54 | Open on beige.party
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Maj1 🌶️🐿️
Zilla

@TheBreadmonkey @CountBinface What would have happened if the bin had received most of the votes, would it or he be allowed as an MP?

5 July at 10:24 | Open on mastodon.social
Hugo Mills

@TheBreadmonkey @CountBinface
"... so, you think you might come a close second?"
"Well, not numerically."

🤣

5 July at 11:00 | Open on mstdn.social
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B’Mal Suj

@TheBreadmonkey

If you never read the alt text on images... you really should on this one.

30 June at 4:52 | Open on ohai.social
Stefan Romero Grieser

@TheBreadmonkey
The omission of this essential commandment in the Bible is proof it was written after the invention of zero.

30 June at 6:30 | Open on mastodon.social
Lars Trieloff

@TheBreadmonkey TIL: the philonic division is an example of prompt engineering

30 June at 7:48 | Open on toot.berlin
Ben :bc:

It annoys me in films when they 'science-up' an ordinary word. Like in Avatar when the humans were on Pandora to mine Unobtainium. Or in the new Matrix when Trinity is held in the area they create the anomalies called.... The Anomaleum. You can't just add an ium/eum to the end of things to make it a thing. Where do I keep my fruit? In the bananaeum. Oh I need to wash the floors, I'll use some of this floorium cleanium. IT'S STUPID.

23 March at 17:36 | Open on beige.party
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Reay Jespersen

@TheBreadmonkey … so it falls into the category of stupidium?

23 March at 19:29 | Open on mastodon.social
elverkonge

@TheBreadmonkey

Unobtainium is just one higher than obtanium. No questions, please.

23 March at 19:40 | Open on beige.party
Carolyn

@TheBreadmonkey LOL, I didn't think of that as sciencing up but dumbing down. Unobtainium really was lame.

23 March at 20:34 | Open on mastodon.social
Ben :bc:

My SiL just sent me this
1 March at 21:38 | Open on beige.party
Ben :bc:

Me, the only non-coder throughout the entire Fediverse, hanging with my Mastodon chums
29 February at 17:46 | Open on beige.party
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Ben :bc:

Wife's just shown me this.....

Professional golfer Georgia Ball - a certified PGA pro recording herself practising her swing, as a random man comes up to tell her she's doing it wrong.......

27 February at 21:55 | Open on beige.party
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Sir David Nielsen

@TheBreadmonkey @lzg I’d be asking her for advice, those drives look pretty damn on the point, whereas the few times I have been on a driving range, it has ended up all over the place.

28 February at 11:34 | Open on mastodon.social
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@TheBreadmonkey Said elsewhere: unsolicited advice is always criticism.

She doesn't understand. He's been a golfer for 20 years and can't tell her directly he wasn't anywhere as good as her when he was her age.

28 February at 12:35 | Open on beige.party
Matt King 🌻

@TheBreadmonkey 20 years but still not a golf pro? Yeah, thanks for the advice.

28 February at 19:26 | Open on masto.98degrees.co.uk
Ben :bc:

Wearily I pick up my mobile device yet again. A dead weight in my hand and in my heart. Maybe this one will be the one that gets me discovered, I say to myself, typing yet more nonsense to vomit out into the world. Maybe this will be the magic combination of words that gets me my big break as Head Writer for Netflix, despite no relevant contacts, knowledge or talent. Maybe this time.

10 January at 16:27 | Open on beige.party
PacificNic

@TheBreadmonkey I have a good feeling about this one for you. 🤞

10 January at 16:29 | Open on zeroes.ca
𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶

@TheBreadmonkey hello, I am a Netflix. We have been looking for one just such as you to be head writer for our next big summer hit "Mastodon Writer Guy". Are you in?

10 January at 16:38 | Open on beige.party
Ben :bc:

It's nearly 6pm. You know what that means......

(it's crime time)
2 Aug 2023 at 16:59 | Open on beige.party
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