Gregory's ServerWearily I pick up my mobile device yet again. A dead weight in my hand and in my heart. Maybe this one will be the one that gets me discovered, I say to myself, typing yet more nonsense to vomit out into the world. Maybe this will be the magic combination of words that gets me my big break as Head Writer for Netflix, despite no relevant contacts, knowledge or talent. Maybe this time.
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@TheBreadmonkey hello, I am a Netflix. We have been looking for one just such as you to be head writer for our next big summer hit "Mastodon Writer Guy". Are you in? @TheBreadmonkey that is exaclty what we were hoping for. Can you start tomorrow? We are paying 1,000,000,000,000,000,00 dollariedoos. @TheBreadmonkey ah, well. Thank you for your interest. I guess we will have to ask our second choice, @RickiTarr then. Ricki does actually deserve to be scouted by the networks. Voice of The People. What would you commission / bring back, Ricki? Given unlimited streaming power to wield?  @TheBreadmonkey @Lana Oh that would be a great Question of the Day! There are probably lots of things I'd like to see more of, but first one that pops into my head would be another season of The Midnight Club, at least to wrap it up @Lana @TheBreadmonkey Okay yes!!! Except for one caveat, they better bring Alan Tudyk back to life somehow! @RickiTarr @TheBreadmonkey I mean... It's a sci-fi show. There's gotta be at least several dozen ways of bringing back Wash. Or, they could just go the whole Dr Who route and pretend the movie never happened. @Lana @RickiTarr Yes! I take it back. You're fired. Lana - you need to order a helicopter down to Hollywood and just start kicking in doors until you find Fillion. He'll almost certainly know where the rest of the gang are and together you can round them all up and force them to come up with a new story arch without involving Whedon somehow and then you must ask Gina Torres if she'll please marry and or run away with me. Solid plan. @TheBreadmonkey @Lana @RickiTarr I would watch both the Firefly reboot and the documentary about the making of the reboot! π @Cara @TheBreadmonkey @RickiTarr same. Though I could do without Joss at the helm. @TheBreadmonkey @RickiTarr true story, when Firefly ended, the cast gave Joss Wheden a replica of that big red "recall" button on the console in "Out of Gas" - the one that Mal had to hit to call everyone back to the ship if he succeeded in repairing Serenity. The accompanying card read "Just in case". @RickiTarr @Lana Yes! Ricki you've got to get in touch with the bigwigs down at the TV station. Just say 'I'm on my way with a bag full of ideas and I won't take no for an answer.' |
@TheBreadmonkey I have a good feeling about this one for you. π€