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This is the sort of madness I absolutely love to see in the world. Marvellous.
Man builds ยฃ30,000 canal in his garden to house his barge
https://metro.co.uk/2024/08/20/man-builds-30-000-canal-garden-house-barge-21458913/
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Open on beige.party Ben :bc:Aruba, Jamaica:
ooh, I wanna take ya
Bermuda, Bahama:
come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego:
baby, why don't we go
ooh, I wanna take you:
down to Kokomo
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Hi, I'm Ben. I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur. I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors. ๐ฑ He/Him
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 @TheBreadmonkey @CountBinface What would have happened if the bin had received most of the votes, would it or he be allowed as an MP?  @TheBreadmonkey @CountBinface ๐คฃ
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@TheBreadmonkey It annoys me in films when they 'science-up' an ordinary word. Like in Avatar when the humans were on Pandora to mine Unobtainium. Or in the new Matrix when Trinity is held in the area they create the anomalies called.... The Anomaleum. You can't just add an ium/eum to the end of things to make it a thing. Where do I keep my fruit? In the bananaeum. Oh I need to wash the floors, I'll use some of this floorium cleanium. IT'S STUPID.
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  @TheBreadmonkey LOL, I didn't think of that as sciencing up but dumbing down. Unobtainium really was lame.
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Wife's just shown me this..... Professional golfer Georgia Ball - a certified PGA pro recording herself practising her swing, as a random man comes up to tell her she's doing it wrong.......
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 @TheBreadmonkey @lzg Iโd be asking her for advice, those drives look pretty damn on the point, whereas the few times I have been on a driving range, it has ended up all over the place. @TheBreadmonkey Said elsewhere: unsolicited advice is always criticism. She doesn't understand. He's been a golfer for 20 years and can't tell her directly he wasn't anywhere as good as her when he was her age. Wearily I pick up my mobile device yet again. A dead weight in my hand and in my heart. Maybe this one will be the one that gets me discovered, I say to myself, typing yet more nonsense to vomit out into the world. Maybe this will be the magic combination of words that gets me my big break as Head Writer for Netflix, despite no relevant contacts, knowledge or talent. Maybe this time.  @TheBreadmonkey hello, I am a Netflix. We have been looking for one just such as you to be head writer for our next big summer hit "Mastodon Writer Guy". Are you in?
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 @TheBreadmonkey I think thats quite fair actually I dont like to do my crime till atleast 9pm |
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