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Nick

@TheBreadmonkey Show Moses a golden calf and this happens.

29 June at 21:54 | Open on mstdn.social

Ryan Makes, Dreamscaper

@TheBreadmonkey this, but it's Jesus, and you've got something

29 June at 21:55 | Open on fosstodon.org

Ryan Makes, Dreamscaper

@TheBreadmonkey if you need quotes https://www.desiringgod.org/articles/lord-of-all-the-law

29 June at 22:01 | Open on fosstodon.org

Nyx

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party draw an ascii art horse

29 June at 22:35 | Open on transfem.social

@TheBreadmonkey @binaryphile

Religion is so awful, but I LOVE that movie.

29 June at 22:55 | Open on mastodon.world

hnapel

@TheBreadmonkey

To call him Bobby Tables is actually not far off.

29 June at 22:57 | Open on mastodon.social

Ben :bc:

Lol. Bobby tablets.

29 June at 22:59 | Open on beige.party

@TheBreadmonkey Moses; DROP TABLE '*.*';

29 June at 23:06 | Open on mastodon.balamb.fr

Ben :bc:

Moses! Drop a BEAT

29 June at 23:07 | Open on beige.party

@mehdi_benadel @TheBreadmonkey cf. "History of the World, Part 1"

29 June at 23:26 | Open on techhub.social

olav

@mehdi_benadel
@TheBreadmonkey

"The Lord gives you these fiftee... Ten! Ten commandments"

30 June at 1:41 | Open on theweird.space

@TheBreadmonkey Now I'm picturing Moses Mic/Staff Dropping

29 June at 23:08 | Open on mastodon.balamb.fr

Ben :bc:

YOU SHALL....... (not?)...... DANCE!

29 June at 23:09 | Open on beige.party

@TheBreadmonkey *Skrillex in rags with spinning stones in the background* Booooom WomwomWomwom Booom

29 June at 23:13 | Open on mastodon.balamb.fr

@TheBreadmonkey no, that was Jesus :p

29 June at 23:21 | Open on aus.social

Jeff, Cat Herder

@TheBreadmonkey That's pretty much every "prophet's" scam, isn't it?

29 June at 23:37 | Open on mas.to

unixjunk1e 🌵

@TheBreadmonkey Jesus tried that in the NT. The crazy caucus of the evangelicals ignored him.

30 June at 0:01 | Open on infosec.exchange

@TheBreadmonkey
Gen(esis) AI

30 June at 1:43 | Open on mastodon.social

Ben :bc:

The AIngels of the lord

30 June at 9:26 | Open on beige.party

Extinction Studies

@TheBreadmonkey

Another damn open source bible. Just set the damn variable to zero, ok?

30 June at 1:45 | Open on hcommons.social

CrankyOldBugger :linux:

@TheBreadmonkey this one wins the Internet...
Charlton Huston for A.I.!

30 June at 1:47 | Open on fosstodon.org

@TheBreadmonkey

If you never read the alt text on images... you really should on this one.

30 June at 4:52 | Open on ohai.social

Stefan Romero Grieser

@TheBreadmonkey
The omission of this essential commandment in the Bible is proof it was written after the invention of zero.

30 June at 6:30 | Open on mastodon.social

@TheBreadmonkey TIL: the philonic division is an example of prompt engineering

30 June at 7:48 | Open on toot.berlin