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@kasdeya tbf, immortality would suck if you end up chained to a rock and a bird comes up to you every day and says "skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver"  @kasdeya the only thing that sucks about it is that you have to witness the heat death of the universe and boy that's gonna be some boring ass shit
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  @kasdeya Would you like me to throw bricks through your window? [ Yes! ] [ Remind me in 10 mins ]
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 @kasdeya I absolutely love that image. I feel like it's been circulating for forever at this point, but it's never not delightful. I really want to internalize this. I don't owe attractiveness to other people. I don't have to justify my existence outside of the house with prettiness.
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 @kasdeya i'd like to announce that i have now formalized a sexual orientation  @kasdeya with time I feel like the percent of how much I do to keep my sanity to how much I should've done is only going lesser and lesser.
Until I switch to maniac mode, which is even worse but at least shit gets done. And then the loop continues again.
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  @kasdeya  @kasdeya I misremember the exact quote but during uni we had a module on transhumanism during which the professor stated “any technology that we install into our bodies must be free and open or else it will be used to subjugate.” Their words ring true every time an implant company goes bankrupt leaving patients with bricked implants nobody else will support. a game where the enemies are realistically terrified to be fighting you. you're just one person but you have a body count in the thousands and you just. won't. fucking. die. and they're absolutely pissing themselves over that maybe at the beginning they act like regular overconfident video game enemies (because nobody can kill a whole room full of trained soldiers, right?) but then their entire demeanor starts to change as they get increasingly frantic and desperate. almost like the first John Wick @kasdeya picturing an undertale-type mechanic where enemies are either all gone (escaped) or dead if you continue brutalizing them A long time ago I set up a "free" public wifi network for my apartment complex. The captive portal asked them to lease their souls to me for one year, in exchange for unlimited access to the network. It was in the TOS, and they even had to check a box saying "I understand that my immortal soul will be leased". I'm now the proud owner of three human soul-years, and I hope to add to my collection with time 💙 It's probably one of the cringier, edgier things I've done but I'm still so proud that it actually worked. I don't even believe in souls, but I get all kinds of warm fuzzies thinking about it. me: *alt-tabs out of a game* windows: oh dear god what is happening hurrghghgh *my monitor flickers wildly for ten seconds* *all of my desktop icons are rearranged* *every single window I have open is pushed into a tiny pixel in the corner of my screen* *everything is 640x480* *HDR turns on for some reason* *my hard drive starts formatting itself* *my headphones blast dial-up noises in my ear* *my keyboard catches on fire*
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when I first joined Fedi I was in this reddit mindset of "but how do I find the *best* posts??" but what's really cool about Fedi is that it's not about competing to post the best things. it's not even about the posts at all. it's about connecting people, and posts are just a way of forming those connections. if you find a post you like, it means you have something in common with the poster, and now you can reach out and see if you vibe with them I was about to say "wouldn't it be cool if there was a network like Mastodon where you could find people from your local area to talk to?" and then I realized that that's called Going Outside™
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@kasdeya they two times they tried making that as an app - nextdoor and yik-yak were awful. i much prefer the Real Thing @kasdeya Haha if only. No instant bigot-removal option :( (I wish though there was some sort of local network that didn't have trumpers, Christofascists, nextdoor racists/classists involved etc)  @kasdeya Ooooh, that sounds like an interesting exercise to try to write something like that. |
