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kasdeya

I think about this every time I SSH

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Deriamis

@Foxysen @kasdeya Whenever I’m working on a compute cluster, I imagine myself floating several feet above the ground while controlling hundreds of minds with bolts of lightning.

Chris Saunders

@kasdeya I love this and now every time I connect to a remote host it’ll be in my mind too

Simon Brooke

@kasdeya commanding daemons at a distance by conjuring them in arcane language...

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

2xfo

@simon_brooke @kasdeya
Not sure it's the same thing but I was working to find the faulty component in my EV charger and when I got it free I exclaimed "You have a name! Can you be summoned?" and the replacement arrived 2 days later

Chris Helming :enby: :they:

@kasdeya _that's_ what SSH is used for? I've been using astral projection this whole time not realizing there was a simpler way 😭

Ashley Blewer

@chadbailey59 @kasdeya you're very right cuz I used this to teach SSH to non-technical-track grad students!!

Jon R

@kasdeya even more magical than astral projection when you can login remotely to multiple hosts that are in distant locations one another.

motodrone77

@kasdeya I might of read my textbooks, if they were this interesting.

Michael Toulouse

@kasdeya (though in that image it looks a little more like telnet...) @benjedwards

Julio Jimenez

@kasdeya SSH is analogous to something we commonly do, like astral projection.

Mendie :v_dgirl:

@kasdeya

Yeah, the moment I have to do work, in my astral projections, ... Kill Me.

In all of the universes.

Keith Thomas

@kasdeya What would be the analog for OpenSSL? ;)

your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦

even more magical than astral projection @kasdeya when you set up reciprocal public keys across all of your homelab computers and then make bash aliases to summon them with just their host name. that makes me tingly every damn time.

DELETED

@kasdeya I want this person to explain screen.

brandizzi

@kasdeya that's totally in line with how I felt the first time I SSH'ed somewhere. Looked like magic! (It is still magical, in a sense, we just get desensitized...)

mytwobits01

@kasdeya
Do you know what time period this is from?

⚳ rapid unscheduled assembly ⚳

@kasdeya I feel like astral projection with robust forward secrecy has appeared in a @cstross book

G0rb

@kasdeya reverse shells are digital telekinesis

Chadee the Dream Witch 🌕 🌊

@kasdeya When you ssh into a remote computer, and ssh back into your local computer because the SSH shortcut is right there and opening a terminal window might take a few extra seconds.

Benjamin

@SecurityWriter@infosec.exchange @kasdeya@tech.lgbt @Sloanysoft@oldbytes.space I think it's from Chapter 7 - Remote Login with Telnet of "The Internet guide for new users" by Daniel P. Dern.

Decivex

@kasdeya Brb, astrally projecting to my VPS.

Mercurius Goldstein

@kasdeya
The dial-up modem sound is demons screaming.

Terrence the Fox

@kasdeya@tech.lgbt Why I have memories of this from a PC Anywhere book back in the day ....

Adnan

@kasdeya It's so perfect. I need another version of this but for port forwarding.

Flux

@kasdeya This should make home server maintenance a lot more fun lol

Henryk Plötz

@kasdeya When I was a young kid in the GDR I had a book about technology. It showed off all the great technological marvels that socialism was capable of, like landing on the moon (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunokhod).

The picture that most stuck with me though was very much like this one, and was supposed to explain radio waves: A farmer was shown, operating a horse drawn plough, from his home, by way of a pair of hundred meter long reins (spanning across the whole width of the book).

to⟁st⟁l

@kasdeya My only issue is the box I log into the most is usually 1 room away

Cale Buns

@kasdeya I will now also always think about this, but with bunny ears on the person

Ben Mooney

@kasdeya This raises a lot of questions about using Ansible.

Dieu

@kasdeya reminds of how I recently read "The Dispossessed" and so found out about this en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ansibl

Jimmy Hoke :tardis:

@kasdeya It's not at all. SSH gives you a pseudo terminal on the other machine, which is different to actually controlling it.

Different screen size, terminal capabilities, etc.

chx

@kasdeya we have always been wizards. According to the Du Cange glossarium, a mathematician is an astrologer, people who tried to predict the future and wizards summoning demons 😃 😃 ducange.enc.sorbonne.fr/MATHEM

Jon (Snarf) Mason

@kasdeya well thank you for sharing that mind worm!

benalb

@kasdeya not to be pedantic, but Xlogo is 90º rotated.

vitsoft

@kasdeya I would call it Man In The Middle.

Brahn

@kasdeya

(via networkcultures.org/goinghybri)

I was trying to find the source of that clip, looks like an old copy of Computer World.

Dane Peterson

@kasdeya I absolutely love that image. I feel like it's been circulating for forever at this point, but it's never not delightful.

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