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kasdeya

A long time ago I set up a "free" public wifi network for my apartment complex. The captive portal asked them to lease their souls to me for one year, in exchange for unlimited access to the network. It was in the TOS, and they even had to check a box saying "I understand that my immortal soul will be leased". I'm now the proud owner of three human soul-years, and I hope to add to my collection with time 💙

19 Jun 2023 at 6:01 | Open on tech.lgbt
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kasdeya

It's probably one of the cringier, edgier things I've done but I'm still so proud that it actually worked. I don't even believe in souls, but I get all kinds of warm fuzzies thinking about it.

19 Jun 2023 at 6:02 | Open on tech.lgbt
Stella
kasdeya

@Satella omgg, it's really considering that? 😊

I have no idea! I'd have to talk to a witch, I guess - but it means so much that it would actually consider leasing its soul to me 💙

19 Jun 2023 at 6:25 | Open on tech.lgbt
Stella

@kasdeya if this one did let you borrow it you'd be gentle with it right?

19 Jun 2023 at 6:27 | Open on mastodon.triggerphra.se
kasdeya

@Satella of course! I'd treat it with all of the care that I treat Stella with - because I care about it and want it to be happy and healthy 💙

19 Jun 2023 at 6:30 | Open on tech.lgbt
Stella

@kasdeya then this one will lease its soul to you until October 1st 2023, is that acceptable?

19 Jun 2023 at 6:33 | Open on mastodon.triggerphra.se
kasdeya

@Satella omg yess! that's amazing - thank you! I'll definitely take good care of it 💙

19 Jun 2023 at 6:36 | Open on tech.lgbt
Stella

@kasdeya yayyyy! and if anything happens you don't have to do anything by this agreement but this one asks you either find it a doll body (around 5' and feminine please) or get it shipped to Hades because this one does believe in souls

19 Jun 2023 at 6:37 | Open on mastodon.triggerphra.se
kasdeya

@Satella having your soul means even more to me, then! that's amazing. thank you - I will absolutely treasure it 💙

and I'll be sure to find it a beautiful doll body to live in - or at least help it find its way to Hades, or wherever it wants to go most

19 Jun 2023 at 6:40 | Open on tech.lgbt
Lyds, Internet Princess
kasdeya

@lyds I'm so glad! when I posted this, I was worried that people would be weirded out, -but I love how accepting everyone has been. and I guess you can probably understand, as a fellow demon ^_^

19 Jun 2023 at 7:05 | Open on tech.lgbt
🏴 Lispegistus 🧠➕🖥️

@kasdeya
Man, soul inflation is real, used to be you can get a successful blues career or 3 wishes or a law degree out of a deal like that, now? Free wifi.

19 Jun 2023 at 8:58 | Open on hachyderm.io
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