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@cstross Oooh, oooh, and I totally forgot the auto-erotic asphyxiation angle as well. "We found him alone in his hotel room, detective. Wearing a full spacesuit. Now, do you think he was planning to colonize Mars, or was he just having such a good time that he didn't notice when his oxygen ran out?" 29 comments
@cstross I'm trying to UNSEE the movie poster right now. I fear you may have unleashed something you cannot control, and I want you to go to your room and think about what you've done (*). (*) No, not like that. Please God, not like that.  @Uilebheist @cstross I was about to ask Midjourney to draw the poster for us but then I realized that half the words I'd have to use in the prompt would get me banned from Midjourney for life. So I decided not to. Also, there's the issue of the mental scarring that would probably result from creating and publishing such a thing. All in all, it's something I'd rather not have on my conscience.   @angusm @Uilebheist @cstross if you want it you’re just going to have to pay a real artist. For this? So much, *so* much money… @StrangeNoises @Uilebheist @cstross I'd pay them even more if they promise not to make it. You know, we could probably start a GoFundMe to raise money to pay artists NOT to create erotic spacesuit fetish art. People will give to that (*). (*) If they know what's good for them, they will.  @angusm @StrangeNoises @Uilebheist @cstross Well look at that, I happen to have a fully articulated spacesuit or seventy in my render library, along with tentacles and genitalia of interesting types plus a load of morphs and skins... ...Or, y'know, I'm handing out a begging bowl for my kitty's upcoming round of dentistry on Monday. 😂 @Skiriki @StrangeNoises @Uilebheist @cstross So do I. And I have a day off, and a PC with a 3060 sitting next to my desk. Don't start a war you can't win. @angusm @StrangeNoises @Uilebheist @cstross Yes, but I do have an adorable kitty (and three more on top of that). @cstross has seen them! @angusm @Uilebheist @cstross I think the moral here is "support human artists" but I may be just retreating from the images you present.  @StrangeNoises @cstross @angusm There has been this love-triangle-with-space-diaper story. @bobthetraveler @StrangeNoises @cstross @angusm Molly Lewis wrote a song about it! https://mollylele.rocks/track/road-trip-3 @StrangeNoises @cstross @angusm oh, you know there are people lined up to be part of the 62-mile-high club… @pouringlizards @angusm I think Barry Malzberg went there? "The Falling Astronauts" maybe? |
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@angusm I'm seeing the movie poster now: "in space, no-one can hear you cum".
From the novelization: "distracted by the docking maneuver in progress, Major Tom wriggled his hips in frustration within the chaste steel embrace of his suit. He'd been in it for a week now and—yes, his rectal plug was vibrating again as it started another six-hourly enema cycle. He watched, gasping, as the two capsules' docking adapters kissed …"
(Typo alert: I initially wrote "dicking" instead of "docking".)