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the dimension where nightmares live

astercrash: Did anyone notice how quickly the internet turned into a Lovecraftian horror scenario? Like we've got this dimension right next to ours, that extends across the entire planet, and it is just brimming with nightmares. We have spambots, viruses, ransomware, this endless legion of malevolent entities that are blindly probing us for weaknesses, seeking only to corrupt, to thieve, to destroy. Add onto that the corrupted ones themselves, humans who've abandoned morality and given up faces to hunt other people, jeering them, lashing out, seeing how easy it is to kill something you can’t touch or see or smell. They'll corrupt anything they think could be a Vessel for their message and they'll jabber madiy at any who question them. Their chittering haunts every corner of the internet. They are not unlike the spambots in some ways. Add on top of that the arcane magisters, who are forever working at the cracks between our world and the world we made. Some of them do it for fun, some of them do it for wealth, others do it for the power of nations unwise enough to trust them. There are mages who work to defend against this particular evil, but they are mad prophets, and their advice is almost never heeded, even by those who keep them as protection.
All people know several spells to use the internet. Facebook asks you for the magic words to log in, so does your email, so does your twitter and on and on. The spells are words or a gesture with the hand, some use the colour of your eyes, or the shape of your finger. Our chief of security joked about requiring users to give a drop of blood before they could log in. Many do not understand the humour of mages. The cracks between the two are breaking. IP cameras filled our world with eyes and the magisters learned how to open almost all of them. We all carry magic slabs of glass that if you hold it up to your ear can sing to you with a loved one’s voice, but i you look at it with your eyes, can show you a corrupted human with bleeding orange skin scream the profane with a thousand voices. The other day | saw someone hack a moving vehicle. At one point they made it stop. At another they made it so it couldn’t stop. Some of our best and brightest are going to create an army of four winged bats hovering throughout every city and we are going to connect them directly to the dimension where the nightmares live. P'm not saying it's all bad, but | am saying Cthulhu lies deathless dreaming in this web we built him and he is waking up.
19 Dec 2022 at 10:16 | Open on masto.ai
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as a woman and a scrappy fan

despazito the birth of scooby doo vs the birth of scrappy doo [picture of a thrilled-looking cartoon great dane dog wearing glasses and a tie at the bedside of a great dane in a hospital bed marked "Mrs Doo", wearing a nightie and holding a baby great dane wrapped in a blanket] [picture of a sad-looking great dane wearing a bow in a hospital bed while a baby great dane sits on her lap] scrappydooisfoundaliveinnebraska: Ya know some people love their kids but are actually KINDA TIRED FROM GOING INTO LABOR I never had kids (yet) but as a woman and a Scrappy fan | needed to say this mothballwater: as a woman and a scrappy fan
19 Dec 2022 at 10:23 | Open on masto.ai
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traditional english dishes

Traditional English dishes: Sticky paste Cribblers Boiled cutlery Steamed mash Oiled tulips Yorkshire bucket Oaty wool Bread dampness Mushy orange Spiceless delifht Monkey in a dishes Swelly cubits Boiled pizza Tripe cake Bedfordshire ripper Marmy klemp Blooded rag Muffin o'leary Boiled effuse Sugary twipples Potted ape Stranglers Tea water soakings
19 Dec 2022 at 12:55 | Open on masto.ai
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are you gonna eat all that

nealashitposts: I recently found out why my mom would never sleep around me when Iwas a kid. Like she'd never let herself take naps or sleep if | was awake, ever. Or if she did, she would lock her bedroom door. Sowhen | was 6, | was asleep in my bed in the middle of the night when | hear a loud bang, like a pot being dropped and come out to the living room to see my mom standing by the window, with just a huge pile of spaghetti all over the sill, and a pot on the ground, and | 'm like "Are you gonna eat all that?” And ya'll she get’s BIG MAD and yells at me and chases me to my room but then a little while later a bunch of cops show up and ask me a bunch of random ass questions about my art? Like this one cop lady keeps asking me to draw dragons for her?! And they seem mad as hell I didn’t want to get arrested so | just never asked my mom for spaghettis after that. Lesson, learned. Don’t ask mom for spaghettis or she'll call the damn police on you. So | have this memory in my head, and it goes unquestioned until | say it outload for the first time a few months back and as soon as | say the words "When | was six, my mom called the cops on me for asking for spaghettis” My adult logic slams into place So obviously that’s not what really went down. | call up my mom to tell her how | remember it and on top of her figuring out why her kid has always been really cagey around spaghettis for the last 3 decades she tells me what really happened.
So on that night, a man tried to break into our house through the front window. It was just my mom, and her kids so she did what she felt she had too and shot him in the head. He’d been wearing a helmet, which landed on the floor under the window. Now | just want ya'll to put yourselves in my moms shoes for a minute here. This woman has just taken a human life. The trauma of that- the instant agony, the panic, the guilt, the fear- all of it hitting her at once, her only solace the knowledge that her children are safe. She protected her daughters. No matter the cost to her soul- her children are safe. Then she looks up and sees her six year old staring at the inside of this mans head before saying “Are you gonna eat all that?” Reply: A speech bubble coming from the tumblr default avatar, a figure in sunglasses, pulling up in a car. Second panel reveals they are talking to a scared person at a drive-through fast food place.
20 Dec 2022 at 10:40 | Open on masto.ai
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there was room for draco in the minivan

charlemane: i'm still PISSED about harry potter leaving draco to die because “oh boo hoo there aren't enough seats in this minivan someone has to stay behind like you fool. you fucking fool. ive ridden to walmart and back in an 11-person shuttle seating 17 people just be i didn't wanna watt to get some skim milk. are you really telling me that you couldn't put a dude in the trunk for the sake of getting away from a collapsing island? you worried about not having enough seat belts?2? people died be of your poor minivan management skills, harry charlemane: i drafted this in a blind rage immediately upon waking up today and i may have misremembered some plot points of the Harry Potter series spikenards: #THERE ' WAS ROOM ' FOR " DRACO ' IN «" THE MINIVAN (via @dracomalfoyofficial)
20 Dec 2022 at 10:46 | Open on masto.ai
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sorry for the late reply

man one time I saw a comment on a sewing website that had posted a dress pattern for a 2 year old where the comment was asking for help resizing it to fit a 1 year old and a year later the website owner responded with "sorry for the late reply, it should fit now"
21 Dec 2022 at 14:00 | Open on masto.ai
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reverse dracula / they very much did kill jesus

Christian account: Stock image of a woman taking a selfie. In the phone screen, behind her we see Jesus. Captioned "It's never just a selfie" benfoldsone: this is some horror movie shit lucentgallivanter : #Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos Examining the other evidence, we find: « Feeds other people his own blood « An affinity for crucifixes « Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it
theloa: Shows up uninvited in people’s houses Can't turn into a bat thyrell: ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually pro-gay: they very much did kill jesus spiritual successor post
Screenshot of the iconic "they very much did kill Jesus" Kimjong-chill: i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it's a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets bumed at the stake mattheuphonium: fabulous tockthewatchdog: i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened like i understand where you're coming from here but they very much did kill josus. (inline reply on original reverse dracula thread) theredkite: Vampire: can’t have garlic bread Jesus: can BE garlic bread
22 Dec 2022 at 11:42 | Open on masto.ai
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the proletariat make do

(screenshot of a forum thread) (redacted) sex toys seem like the kind of things bourgeoisie with too much time on their hands possess (reply)is this a joke or are you genuinely . telling me the working class neither masturbates nor fucks (original redacted tankie account) member of the proletariat that values sexual satisfaction via means of pricey masturbation equipment rather than actual essential commodities, is a class enemy who is entertaining bourgeois materialistic ideas guerillatech: This person is trying to rationalize puritanical values through the lense of Marxism. They are reactionary and want to spin it as wokeness.
Drawing of a woman, bottomless, walking away from a corncob in a field of corn. The cob is covered in glistening transparent juice. Captioned "Bourgeoisie buy vibrators. The proletariat make do"
22 Dec 2022 at 11:47 | Open on masto.ai
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those are his hooves you bitch

Photo of lil Wayne in a hot tub. Through the water you can see that he is wearing shorts and a pair of blue socks that look like hooves. "Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi" "those are his hooves you bitch"
27 Dec 2022 at 19:37 | Open on masto.ai
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we drove out of the lubrication

pansexual-icey: I'm sorry but the Norwegian butter crisis of 2011 just confuses my goddamn brain because how the actual fuck does an entire country just run out of butter. Did Norway just come downstairs like *opens fridge* Helvete N: vi kjørte ut av smøren caffinatedstory: I was gonna explain how the butter crisis happened. But then I noticed your fucking hilarious attempt at writing "we've run out of butter". I'm not sure if you know but you just basically wrote "we drove out of the lubrication"
29 Dec 2022 at 17:05 | Open on masto.ai
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