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caterpillar

Like 22 Dec 2022 at 12:09 | Open on masto.ai

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unfair study

Screenshot of a news article: Study confirms suspicions that cat brains are smaller than they used to be. Illustrated with a photo of a ginger cat.
cannibalchicken: any cat owner already knew this
mariacallous: unfair study: that cat is orange

22 Dec 2022 at 12:17 | Open on masto.ai

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neezer

tonikkensa: she ebbin on my neezer till i scrooge
so here's the thing. tumblr/apple can ban as many words as they want and it will never achieve their goal of clearing up this site because the wretched nonsense poetry is somehow now the single dirtiest thing I have ever read in my life and honestly thank god
tonikkensa: sorry

23 Dec 2022 at 11:12 | Open on masto.ai

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game of walking bad

cruzfucker69: the walking dead, game of thrones and breaking bad were just superwholock for men
cornfield-cryptid: game of walking bad
thehighwayphantom: picture of the ministry of silly walks monty python sketch. John Cleese walks in a silly way

23 Dec 2022 at 11:30 | Open on masto.ai

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helium

4 panel comic.
1. Helium atom saying "bonjour c'est moi helium. je suis un gaz noble"
2. Robespierre with a scowl. "Noble?"
3. Helium atom in a guillotine being operated by Robespierre
4. Photo of a mushroom cloud

23 Dec 2022 at 12:35 | Open on masto.ai

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mouse pride

A flag with horizontal stripes: pale blue, white, orange, with a mousehole shape to the left on the white stripe. "Mouse pride flag"

23 Dec 2022 at 17:14 | Open on masto.ai

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merry wokemas

Right wing cartoon of a snowman in a purple wig wearing a surgical mask. It has tits made of melons and a carrot dick, with one arm a Ukraine flag and one arm a progress pride flag. Captioned "merry wokemas"
powerbottombrucespringsteen: she's serving
haileypiperfights: torn between
(Screencap reply) conservative cartoonists always accidentally produce images that fuck and rule
(Screencap reply) minnesota girls make do

23 Dec 2022 at 19:05 | Open on masto.ai

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you better watch out

The words "you better watch out" interspersed with Santa emoji, growing more and more towards ominous capitals. Followed by a picture of a creepy Santa light-up ornament with the word "soon"

24 Dec 2022 at 12:06 | Open on masto.ai

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rudolph

X men (style?) comic. Panel 1: Magneto says "their mockery, their hatred, it festers under the thin veneer of gratitude"
Panel 2: Magneto poses dramatically, emphatically "they will never accept you"
3. Close up on Magneto's face, passionate "do not save them. Do not serve. Rise up"
4. Reveal that he is talking to Rudolph, harnessed "...and hoin me"
Comment: throw off the jangly yoke of oppression

"We are the future, Rudolph, not them"
(Script format text)
M: whats your name
R: Rudolph
M: What's your real name, Rudolph
R: Red Nose
M: quite the talent you have there, Red nose

[Picture of Rudolph from an animated show captioned "deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable"

24 Dec 2022 at 12:14 | Open on masto.ai

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so here it is

Photo of a christmas decoration made from blocks. The blocks have been arranged to read "merry shitscram"
"I will reblog this every Christmas season im on tumblr"

25 Dec 2022 at 10:36 | Open on masto.ai

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willy wonka

schmergo: Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God
scopesandkitries: Explain
schmergo: Sings "if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it" then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat

27 Dec 2022 at 19:21 | Open on masto.ai

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cats (2019)

Photo of Netflix on a smart TV. Card for Puss in Boots showing the top half of the eponymous cat. Below, a card for Kinky Boots, showing the eponymous boots. They line up in such a way as to look like the cat is wearing thigh high red heeled boots.
"Cats (2019)"

27 Dec 2022 at 19:25 | Open on masto.ai

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hamlet

chromakey: First episodes of audio drama podcasts be like what's up I'm GAY I live in a TOWN and I just saw a GHOST
shucktsubo: this is also hamlet

27 Dec 2022 at 19:30 | Open on masto.ai

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those are his hooves you bitch

Photo of lil Wayne in a hot tub. Through the water you can see that he is wearing shorts and a pair of blue socks that look like hooves.
"Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi"
"those are his hooves you bitch"

27 Dec 2022 at 19:37 | Open on masto.ai

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bagel

chiiquititamoved: Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel
formlessdemi: [photo of a seagull eating a bagel, in a kind of cunty way]

27 Dec 2022 at 19:47 | Open on masto.ai

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except for the raisins

hymnsofheresy: have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?
my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

missweber: Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”
shiraglasman: EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg
pastel-lavender: Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

28 Dec 2022 at 11:12 | Open on masto.ai

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one of the guys quit

Photo of a Five Guys restaurant. The lights on the "f" and "e" have burned out, making the sign say IV guys
"Looks like one of the guys quit"

28 Dec 2022 at 11:28 | Open on masto.ai

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found footage

joyceanfartboner: I want a found footage horror movie where they do not bother to describe how the footage was found or why it was filmed

Okay I'm thinking on it now and what I'm describing is a regular movie

28 Dec 2022 at 11:33 | Open on masto.ai

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some good qualities too

It's so sad when cishet girls are like "I'm a feminist but I'm not a hairy lesbian" like don't be so hard om yourself I'm sure you have some good qualities too

29 Dec 2022 at 10:54 | Open on masto.ai

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life hack

Life hack
Got something you need to do at a certain time every day (eg take meds)? Start giving your cat a treat right before you do it. You may have trouble remembering but your cat absolutely will not.

Photo of a tuxedo cat sitting in a loaf position with a pointed expression
skeletonmug: a cat wrote this

29 Dec 2022 at 16:56 | Open on masto.ai

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we drove out of the lubrication

pansexual-icey: I'm sorry but the Norwegian butter crisis of 2011 just confuses my goddamn brain because how the actual fuck does an entire country just run out of butter. Did Norway just come downstairs like *opens fridge* Helvete N: vi kjørte ut av smøren
caffinatedstory: I was gonna explain how the butter crisis happened. But then I noticed your fucking hilarious attempt at writing "we've run out of butter". I'm not sure if you know but you just basically wrote "we drove out of the lubrication"

29 Dec 2022 at 17:05 | Open on masto.ai

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croatia

racheldotgov: ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me
hakihokuwaisei: hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.
mediumsizedboy: God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia
theocseason4: I think about this post every day
tadris2101: hey, another Croatian here! Croatia has a coastline and I can't find a single mention of uranium in Croatia. I don't know what kind of parallel universe this person is from

29 Dec 2022 at 17:15 | Open on masto.ai

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catboys and himbos

transgenderization: my unpopular opinion is that himbos are lame but bimbos are cool as fuck. this is because I respect women more than you btw
beeword: catboys and himbos are examples of how many in majority female fields are praised more for doing the same jobs women are doing

30 Dec 2022 at 13:22 | Open on masto.ai

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finally

Photo of a screen saying "thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you"
thickness-protection-program: god finally

30 Dec 2022 at 15:02 | Open on masto.ai

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rosa luxemburg

unbossed: "First rule of a mosh pit: if someone goes down, you pick them the fuck up" -Rosa Luxemburg
volupso: At my first punk concert when I was 14, a circle pit opened up behind me and I fell in, and instantly a woman hefted me up in her strong, strong arms to lead me to safety. That's how I became gay. And that woman... was Rosa Luxembourg

30 Dec 2022 at 17:33 | Open on masto.ai

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honorable discharge

beeword: after I fuck a military wife I always thank her for her cervix
brownvampire: I fuck a military wife and she thanks me for the honorable discharge

31 Dec 2022 at 10:47 | Open on masto.ai

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if we all wish hard enough, perhaps 2023 can be the year of pussy out

16 days and clothes stop existing. (Picture of a cartoon of underwear on a line marked by year, starting with 1920 bloomers, progressing to 1950s and 80s panties, a 2000 g-string and nothing pegged up on 2020.
carnival-phantasm: its more of a pussy out kind of year
luigitornado: sad George Costanza in a hospital bed "this was supposed to be the year of pussy out"

31 Dec 2022 at 10:52 | Open on masto.ai

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woman yelling at cat

The woman yelling at cat meme is two panels, a picture of a woman angrily yelling while being held back by a friend, and then a white, smug-looking cat sitting at a table covered in food.
(Version of the meme but in Ancient Greek pottery format)
alexandriad: woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient Greek red figure pottery
swirling-orbs-of-disorder: the meme in Chinese watercolour style, then Ancient Egyptian style

The meme but in Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock style
Picasso's weeping woman (1937) next to a painting of the cat in the same style
A road flyover with the women spray painted on one pillar and the cat on the next

The meme constructed from two Sailor Moon figurines and the cat figurine
The meme carved on two pumpkins, women on one, the cat on the other.
A couple wearing Christmas jumpers, one with the women and the other with the cat.
"Friend: you can't just post a picture of batteries and expect people to understand it.
Me:"
Photo of batteries forming the woman's yelling face and pointing hand, and the cat

space-kitto-supreme: there are memes in those hieroglyphs
fromsiberia: Chinese and Greek are my favourite but there is more
The meme in cute fairytale format
The meme in medieval format
The meme on an old painted flag style

31 Dec 2022 at 11:12 | Open on masto.ai

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how to draw bears

abbf26: someone teach me how to draw bears
gembubbles: Like this (cute, simple drawing of a bears face and ears)
abbf26: i am a gay man unfortunately. this is still very sweet
lamp-intheheadlights: this technique will work regardless of sexuality, don’t worry

31 Dec 2022 at 11:24 | Open on masto.ai

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silly putty

just-shower-thoughts: Silly Putty implies the existence of serious putty.
thevaudevilledemon: I believe that is called C4

31 Dec 2022 at 11:27 | Open on masto.ai

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the great london fire

ihatepissvortex: screenshot of a Google search for "cause of the London fire" result is "great london fire/cause: fire"
thanks man

31 Dec 2022 at 15:14 | Open on masto.ai

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devin

God I'm so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn't nearby* phew. Well I'm so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

1 Jan 2023 at 12:21 | Open on masto.ai

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in the underworld

Distracted boyfriend meme format. The characters are within a cave. The distracted boyfriend holds a lyre. He is looking back at his girlfriend, who has turned grey and transparent and looks indignant.
"I can't get over this edit lmao"

1 Jan 2023 at 12:25 | Open on masto.ai

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boots shorts

boots shorts that say "I am indirectly responsible for verizon's billion dollar loss on the ass

2 Jan 2023 at 10:56 | Open on masto.ai

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no time for mansplaining

cheggerspartyquiz: no time for mansplaining, this place is gonna blow
nbtomomo: actually, its going to collapse. the bombs are only there to break the supports and compromise the structural integrity of the building so much that it collapses on itself. you would need a much more powerful bomb to literally blow up the building from the inside out since most of the energy would just be absorbed by th

2 Jan 2023 at 11:01 | Open on masto.ai

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sad little man

Screenshot of a text conversation.
Dad: crying emoji, horse emoji
Slug: what was the horse for
Dad: to cheer up the sad little man
"this text from my father is funnier than anything I've ever said"

2 Jan 2023 at 11:04 | Open on masto.ai

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jfk

thespongebobsquarepantsmovie: guy who explodes into blood and viscera to escape uncomfortable situations
weirdwerewolf: (screenshotted tag) #jfk

2 Jan 2023 at 11:40 | Open on masto.ai

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corvid art

blogywitchtime676: Photo of a crow standing at a small canvas holding a paintbrush in its beak. It is painting a series of red and black streaks on the canvas.
resonance-of-libra: That straight up is exactly what I expected corvid art to look like tbh
hereiticmadlad: This is the most goth shit I've ever seen

2 Jan 2023 at 11:53 | Open on masto.ai

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12,239 pages of heated debate

jinglebellrockstars: "Could Benoit Blanc have stopped Light Yagami?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

2 Jan 2023 at 22:29 | Open on masto.ai

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as per my last email

kansascity-elffriend: When somebody sends out a group email that reads "Just a friendly reminder" that really means they want to kill everyone in the office
threadsketcher: Photo of a number with "as per my last email" sprayed on the side

3 Jan 2023 at 15:10 | Open on masto.ai

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then beg

begpukicho: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well | think that'd be a neat noise

lutey-and-the-mermaid: i beg to differ

pukicho: Then Beg

4 Jan 2023 at 10:31 | Open on masto.ai

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his wife has filled his house with chintz

sharp-tender-shock-deactivated: [screenshot of a comment]

His wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real | fuck him on the floor.

This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it's also kind of an amazing two-line ‘poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. /And then “to keep it real | fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it's still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jibang8

4 Jan 2023 at 10:38 | Open on masto.ai

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kinkshaming lestat

sharpestrose: [page screenshot] “Traitor,” said Amel. “Slut.” Itried to conceal my smile. I just love being called a slut. T don't know why. I just do.

It's too late to kinkshame Lestat probably
viedzma: I'm kinkshaming him anyway i-want-my-iwtv [photo of Lestat looking slightly horny]
supergameboytwo: you're gonna call the police on me... for my kinks? 0.h...no. what are they gonna... do once they.... get here? handcuff me? | guess.. theres... no o.ther way ellieintheskywithroxy: Anne Rice is going to sue everyone on this post

4 Jan 2023 at 10:42 | Open on masto.ai

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flat bigfoot theory

xmenlesbians: Flat Bigfoot Theory: They've never caught him on camera because he turns 90 degrees and becomes too thin to see
xmenxpert: Flat Earth Theory is OUT, Flat Bigfoot Theory is IN
binkybornz: This is THE hottest take I've ever heard

4 Jan 2023 at 17:00 | Open on masto.ai

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fat coyote

lohboh: I googled “fat coyote” expecting a sensible chuckle but instead I got a sensible chuckle and Looney Tunes fetish art
lohboh: (Photo of a very fat coyote). here's the sensible chuckle
dai-does-stuff: now give us the fetish art
lohboh: (in large, bold text) no

4 Jan 2023 at 19:22 | Open on masto.ai

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poohlock

lizardsfromspace: Sherlock Holmes looked up from his book. "My dear Watson, the only thing I love more than respecting women and having feelings is being in a gay triad with you and Winnie the Pooh. Let's hook up with the Great Gatsby," he said, 100% legally
angermonkey: I give it another 30 seconds before this specific fic turns up on A03 tagged "poohlock" or "gatsleuth" or something.

5 Jan 2023 at 10:09 | Open on masto.ai

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autopsy

Passed my autopsy with flying colours. There was so much inside me

5 Jan 2023 at 10:14 | Open on masto.ai

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green cat

gothicprep:
Anonymous asked: why is your cat green?
gothicprep answered: She’s built different gothicprep: Look i tried to laugh it off, but | haven’t stopped thinking about this message because... my cat literally isn't green (photo of a grey tabby cat in a loaf on a beige/grey couch. I've done my best to describe the colours here, because as you will see in later screenshots, the greys may not be as grey as I'm seeing them.) like where is the green

gothicprep: (screenshotted replies)
says cat isn’t green
>posts a picture of the most green-ass fucking cat I've ever seen
That’s a pretty green cat
We may have another !“the dress” situation on our hands“
Oh Christ
sepropel: This is the color your cat is (large block of a greeny/grey colour)
lazygravez32: (original photo of the cat with colour swatches coming out of it, an array of grey-greens and browns) colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

cheeseanonioncrisps:
I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat. (digital painting of a tree rooted into a rock against a moody grey sky. The tree is bending in the wind. It's also not green, really)

Karakats:

(drawing of a greenish-brown cat) with the swatches coming out of it every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

bogleech: I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy
tanuki-pyon (digital painting of the green/grey/brown cat covered in mushrooms, stretching and yawning in a forest) Moldy forest cat

5 Jan 2023 at 11:19 | Open on masto.ai

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tell me less

atombombtom:
Anonymous asked: tell me something about yourself
atombombtom answered: so this might be tmi but the first time i jacked off it was like 2005? I was playing the sims 2 for the first time and i didn’t know anything about Gay but i made my male sim kiss don lothario, which i didn’t think would work. i then googled “2 sims kissing (boys)” and that led me down a rabbit hole (lol sims 3 reference there), and yeah, ya know, | did the self-woohoo. that same night there was an oprah re-run about teenage pregnancy and i was horrified. oh my god, i was convinced i was pregnant, nevermind that i am a litle cis gay boy with no uterus. nevermind that i was a virgin. i was CERTAIN I was pregnant. Like, 900%. | had done the nasty and had become filled with my own vile seed. | started get- ting really self-conscious about my belly expanding. My male sim got abducted by aliens and came back with morning sickness. He gave birth to twin aliens. that confirmed it in my mind that it was bi- ological possible for men to carry children, perhaps even their own.. what was i going to tell my parents when i gave birth to myself? anyway | went to the doc- tor with a cold and he asked me what was wrong and i told him i was pregnant and he pissed himself laughing. this whole ordeal lasted about 5 months, but the lasting effect will probably follow me to the grave.

atombombtom [screenshotted reply]

Anonymous asked: @ tell me less

5 Jan 2023 at 11:39 | Open on masto.ai

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without the help of extreme bigotry

vintageadvertising: Photo of an old newspaper advert. A black-and-white photo of the World Trade Center with "When the fire alarm went off it took two hours to evacuate New York's World Trade Centre. Beneath, text reads" The bigger the building, the more important fire-proofing That's why today's buildings have asbestos-cement walls and even floors containing asbestos Asbestos contains fire, cannot burn and holds up after metal and glass have melted down, giving vital time for people to escape heating pipes, electric motors and Asbestos We couldn’t live the way we do without it When life depends on it, you use asbestos.
Captioned: 70’s ad for Asbestos

gunsandfireandshit: Drawing of two large shocked face emjoi, side by side.
raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon i dont think ive seen an ad that has aged more poorly without the help of extreme bigotry

5 Jan 2023 at 11:51 | Open on masto.ai

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daddy

servicetopcoat: being called “daddy” is a sacred sapphic ritual and i wont have cishet men desecrating the sanctity of our holy texts

5 Jan 2023 at 18:47 | Open on masto.ai

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mormon werehorse

beetledrink: i have a pic i’ve been meaning to post a while but you’re not gonna like it. i don’t even like it
beetledrink: (existentially terrible uncanny art of a himanoid horse with a millet haircut, shorter snout, human ears and hands and chest but covered in brown hair, captioned portrait of a Mormon werehorse
slaughterhousefive: The caption was somehow more upsetting than the image

5 Jan 2023 at 18:55 | Open on masto.ai

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