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Life hack
Got something you need to do at a certain time every day (eg take meds)? Start giving your cat a treat right before you do it. You may have trouble remembering but your cat absolutely will not.

Photo of a tuxedo cat sitting in a loaf position with a pointed expression
skeletonmug: a cat wrote this

Like 29 Dec 2022 at 16:56 | Open on masto.ai

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we drove out of the lubrication

pansexual-icey: I'm sorry but the Norwegian butter crisis of 2011 just confuses my goddamn brain because how the actual fuck does an entire country just run out of butter. Did Norway just come downstairs like *opens fridge* Helvete N: vi kjørte ut av smøren
caffinatedstory: I was gonna explain how the butter crisis happened. But then I noticed your fucking hilarious attempt at writing "we've run out of butter". I'm not sure if you know but you just basically wrote "we drove out of the lubrication"

29 Dec 2022 at 17:05 | Open on masto.ai

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croatia

racheldotgov: ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me
hakihokuwaisei: hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.
mediumsizedboy: God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia
theocseason4: I think about this post every day
tadris2101: hey, another Croatian here! Croatia has a coastline and I can't find a single mention of uranium in Croatia. I don't know what kind of parallel universe this person is from

29 Dec 2022 at 17:15 | Open on masto.ai

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catboys and himbos

transgenderization: my unpopular opinion is that himbos are lame but bimbos are cool as fuck. this is because I respect women more than you btw
beeword: catboys and himbos are examples of how many in majority female fields are praised more for doing the same jobs women are doing

30 Dec 2022 at 13:22 | Open on masto.ai

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finally

Photo of a screen saying "thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you"
thickness-protection-program: god finally

30 Dec 2022 at 15:02 | Open on masto.ai

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rosa luxemburg

unbossed: "First rule of a mosh pit: if someone goes down, you pick them the fuck up" -Rosa Luxemburg
volupso: At my first punk concert when I was 14, a circle pit opened up behind me and I fell in, and instantly a woman hefted me up in her strong, strong arms to lead me to safety. That's how I became gay. And that woman... was Rosa Luxembourg

30 Dec 2022 at 17:33 | Open on masto.ai

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honorable discharge

beeword: after I fuck a military wife I always thank her for her cervix
brownvampire: I fuck a military wife and she thanks me for the honorable discharge

31 Dec 2022 at 10:47 | Open on masto.ai

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if we all wish hard enough, perhaps 2023 can be the year of pussy out

16 days and clothes stop existing. (Picture of a cartoon of underwear on a line marked by year, starting with 1920 bloomers, progressing to 1950s and 80s panties, a 2000 g-string and nothing pegged up on 2020.
carnival-phantasm: its more of a pussy out kind of year
luigitornado: sad George Costanza in a hospital bed "this was supposed to be the year of pussy out"

31 Dec 2022 at 10:52 | Open on masto.ai

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woman yelling at cat

The woman yelling at cat meme is two panels, a picture of a woman angrily yelling while being held back by a friend, and then a white, smug-looking cat sitting at a table covered in food.
(Version of the meme but in Ancient Greek pottery format)
alexandriad: woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient Greek red figure pottery
swirling-orbs-of-disorder: the meme in Chinese watercolour style, then Ancient Egyptian style

The meme but in Japanese ukiyo-e woodblock style
Picasso's weeping woman (1937) next to a painting of the cat in the same style
A road flyover with the women spray painted on one pillar and the cat on the next

The meme constructed from two Sailor Moon figurines and the cat figurine
The meme carved on two pumpkins, women on one, the cat on the other.
A couple wearing Christmas jumpers, one with the women and the other with the cat.
"Friend: you can't just post a picture of batteries and expect people to understand it.
Me:"
Photo of batteries forming the woman's yelling face and pointing hand, and the cat

space-kitto-supreme: there are memes in those hieroglyphs
fromsiberia: Chinese and Greek are my favourite but there is more
The meme in cute fairytale format
The meme in medieval format
The meme on an old painted flag style

31 Dec 2022 at 11:12 | Open on masto.ai

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how to draw bears

abbf26: someone teach me how to draw bears
gembubbles: Like this (cute, simple drawing of a bears face and ears)
abbf26: i am a gay man unfortunately. this is still very sweet
lamp-intheheadlights: this technique will work regardless of sexuality, don’t worry

31 Dec 2022 at 11:24 | Open on masto.ai

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silly putty

just-shower-thoughts: Silly Putty implies the existence of serious putty.
thevaudevilledemon: I believe that is called C4

31 Dec 2022 at 11:27 | Open on masto.ai

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the great london fire

ihatepissvortex: screenshot of a Google search for "cause of the London fire" result is "great london fire/cause: fire"
thanks man

31 Dec 2022 at 15:14 | Open on masto.ai

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devin

God I'm so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn't nearby* phew. Well I'm so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

1 Jan 2023 at 12:21 | Open on masto.ai

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in the underworld

Distracted boyfriend meme format. The characters are within a cave. The distracted boyfriend holds a lyre. He is looking back at his girlfriend, who has turned grey and transparent and looks indignant.
"I can't get over this edit lmao"

1 Jan 2023 at 12:25 | Open on masto.ai

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boots shorts

boots shorts that say "I am indirectly responsible for verizon's billion dollar loss on the ass

2 Jan 2023 at 10:56 | Open on masto.ai

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no time for mansplaining

cheggerspartyquiz: no time for mansplaining, this place is gonna blow
nbtomomo: actually, its going to collapse. the bombs are only there to break the supports and compromise the structural integrity of the building so much that it collapses on itself. you would need a much more powerful bomb to literally blow up the building from the inside out since most of the energy would just be absorbed by th

2 Jan 2023 at 11:01 | Open on masto.ai

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sad little man

Screenshot of a text conversation.
Dad: crying emoji, horse emoji
Slug: what was the horse for
Dad: to cheer up the sad little man
"this text from my father is funnier than anything I've ever said"

2 Jan 2023 at 11:04 | Open on masto.ai

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jfk

thespongebobsquarepantsmovie: guy who explodes into blood and viscera to escape uncomfortable situations
weirdwerewolf: (screenshotted tag) #jfk

2 Jan 2023 at 11:40 | Open on masto.ai

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corvid art

blogywitchtime676: Photo of a crow standing at a small canvas holding a paintbrush in its beak. It is painting a series of red and black streaks on the canvas.
resonance-of-libra: That straight up is exactly what I expected corvid art to look like tbh
hereiticmadlad: This is the most goth shit I've ever seen

2 Jan 2023 at 11:53 | Open on masto.ai

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12,239 pages of heated debate

jinglebellrockstars: "Could Benoit Blanc have stopped Light Yagami?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

2 Jan 2023 at 22:29 | Open on masto.ai

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as per my last email

kansascity-elffriend: When somebody sends out a group email that reads "Just a friendly reminder" that really means they want to kill everyone in the office
threadsketcher: Photo of a number with "as per my last email" sprayed on the side

3 Jan 2023 at 15:10 | Open on masto.ai

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then beg

begpukicho: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well | think that'd be a neat noise

lutey-and-the-mermaid: i beg to differ

pukicho: Then Beg

4 Jan 2023 at 10:31 | Open on masto.ai

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his wife has filled his house with chintz

sharp-tender-shock-deactivated: [screenshot of a comment]

His wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real | fuck him on the floor.

This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it's also kind of an amazing two-line ‘poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. /And then “to keep it real | fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it's still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jibang8

4 Jan 2023 at 10:38 | Open on masto.ai

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kinkshaming lestat

sharpestrose: [page screenshot] “Traitor,” said Amel. “Slut.” Itried to conceal my smile. I just love being called a slut. T don't know why. I just do.

It's too late to kinkshame Lestat probably
viedzma: I'm kinkshaming him anyway i-want-my-iwtv [photo of Lestat looking slightly horny]
supergameboytwo: you're gonna call the police on me... for my kinks? 0.h...no. what are they gonna... do once they.... get here? handcuff me? | guess.. theres... no o.ther way ellieintheskywithroxy: Anne Rice is going to sue everyone on this post

4 Jan 2023 at 10:42 | Open on masto.ai

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flat bigfoot theory

xmenlesbians: Flat Bigfoot Theory: They've never caught him on camera because he turns 90 degrees and becomes too thin to see
xmenxpert: Flat Earth Theory is OUT, Flat Bigfoot Theory is IN
binkybornz: This is THE hottest take I've ever heard

4 Jan 2023 at 17:00 | Open on masto.ai

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fat coyote

lohboh: I googled “fat coyote” expecting a sensible chuckle but instead I got a sensible chuckle and Looney Tunes fetish art
lohboh: (Photo of a very fat coyote). here's the sensible chuckle
dai-does-stuff: now give us the fetish art
lohboh: (in large, bold text) no

4 Jan 2023 at 19:22 | Open on masto.ai

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poohlock

lizardsfromspace: Sherlock Holmes looked up from his book. "My dear Watson, the only thing I love more than respecting women and having feelings is being in a gay triad with you and Winnie the Pooh. Let's hook up with the Great Gatsby," he said, 100% legally
angermonkey: I give it another 30 seconds before this specific fic turns up on A03 tagged "poohlock" or "gatsleuth" or something.

5 Jan 2023 at 10:09 | Open on masto.ai

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autopsy

Passed my autopsy with flying colours. There was so much inside me

5 Jan 2023 at 10:14 | Open on masto.ai

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green cat

gothicprep:
Anonymous asked: why is your cat green?
gothicprep answered: She’s built different gothicprep: Look i tried to laugh it off, but | haven’t stopped thinking about this message because... my cat literally isn't green (photo of a grey tabby cat in a loaf on a beige/grey couch. I've done my best to describe the colours here, because as you will see in later screenshots, the greys may not be as grey as I'm seeing them.) like where is the green

gothicprep: (screenshotted replies)
says cat isn’t green
>posts a picture of the most green-ass fucking cat I've ever seen
That’s a pretty green cat
We may have another !“the dress” situation on our hands“
Oh Christ
sepropel: This is the color your cat is (large block of a greeny/grey colour)
lazygravez32: (original photo of the cat with colour swatches coming out of it, an array of grey-greens and browns) colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

cheeseanonioncrisps:
I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat. (digital painting of a tree rooted into a rock against a moody grey sky. The tree is bending in the wind. It's also not green, really)

Karakats:

(drawing of a greenish-brown cat) with the swatches coming out of it every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

bogleech: I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy
tanuki-pyon (digital painting of the green/grey/brown cat covered in mushrooms, stretching and yawning in a forest) Moldy forest cat

5 Jan 2023 at 11:19 | Open on masto.ai

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tell me less

atombombtom:
Anonymous asked: tell me something about yourself
atombombtom answered: so this might be tmi but the first time i jacked off it was like 2005? I was playing the sims 2 for the first time and i didn’t know anything about Gay but i made my male sim kiss don lothario, which i didn’t think would work. i then googled “2 sims kissing (boys)” and that led me down a rabbit hole (lol sims 3 reference there), and yeah, ya know, | did the self-woohoo. that same night there was an oprah re-run about teenage pregnancy and i was horrified. oh my god, i was convinced i was pregnant, nevermind that i am a litle cis gay boy with no uterus. nevermind that i was a virgin. i was CERTAIN I was pregnant. Like, 900%. | had done the nasty and had become filled with my own vile seed. | started get- ting really self-conscious about my belly expanding. My male sim got abducted by aliens and came back with morning sickness. He gave birth to twin aliens. that confirmed it in my mind that it was bi- ological possible for men to carry children, perhaps even their own.. what was i going to tell my parents when i gave birth to myself? anyway | went to the doc- tor with a cold and he asked me what was wrong and i told him i was pregnant and he pissed himself laughing. this whole ordeal lasted about 5 months, but the lasting effect will probably follow me to the grave.

atombombtom [screenshotted reply]

Anonymous asked: @ tell me less

5 Jan 2023 at 11:39 | Open on masto.ai

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without the help of extreme bigotry

vintageadvertising: Photo of an old newspaper advert. A black-and-white photo of the World Trade Center with "When the fire alarm went off it took two hours to evacuate New York's World Trade Centre. Beneath, text reads" The bigger the building, the more important fire-proofing That's why today's buildings have asbestos-cement walls and even floors containing asbestos Asbestos contains fire, cannot burn and holds up after metal and glass have melted down, giving vital time for people to escape heating pipes, electric motors and Asbestos We couldn’t live the way we do without it When life depends on it, you use asbestos.
Captioned: 70’s ad for Asbestos

gunsandfireandshit: Drawing of two large shocked face emjoi, side by side.
raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon i dont think ive seen an ad that has aged more poorly without the help of extreme bigotry

5 Jan 2023 at 11:51 | Open on masto.ai

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daddy

servicetopcoat: being called “daddy” is a sacred sapphic ritual and i wont have cishet men desecrating the sanctity of our holy texts

5 Jan 2023 at 18:47 | Open on masto.ai

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mormon werehorse

beetledrink: i have a pic i’ve been meaning to post a while but you’re not gonna like it. i don’t even like it
beetledrink: (existentially terrible uncanny art of a himanoid horse with a millet haircut, shorter snout, human ears and hands and chest but covered in brown hair, captioned portrait of a Mormon werehorse
slaughterhousefive: The caption was somehow more upsetting than the image

5 Jan 2023 at 18:55 | Open on masto.ai

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big supernaturals

insomniac-arrest: why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳
Photo of a pair of green net curtains billowing in a window in such a way as to suggest large breasts in a bra
thedogeveryonehates: kind of a milf. reblog.
asharomi: Screenshot of a comment: Big supernaturals

5 Jan 2023 at 19:02 | Open on masto.ai

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secret werewolves

rattlegore: history is fucked up and it sucks because all the people in it who had great viable werewolf names weren’t werewolves. like what the shit. if you knew nothing about history or literature i guess or whatever you’d see names like “virginia woolf” and “oscar wilde” and be like. ah yes. these are definitely some prime secret werewolf poorly masquerading as human intellectual situations? but neither of those people were real live werewolves, factually speaking? they did not take advantage of that opportunity. and i think we are all worse off for it actually
raptorific: I have a degree in history and I can say with some degree of scholarly confidence that you cannot definitively prove either of these people were not secret werewolves

6 Jan 2023 at 10:37 | Open on masto.ai

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get pickled

the-frog-in-the-bog: “I want to decompose in a bog" well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser
thebigbiwolf #in the bog is like the opposite of decomposition #get pickled idiot
Huge fan of the phrase "get pickled, idiot"

6 Jan 2023 at 10:50 | Open on masto.ai

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afad

Anonymous: My gf is an actual amab cis girl. They wrote male on her birth certificate by mistake
fortidogi: kinda just speedran the entire transition there
nevertrustanoracle: In an odd inversion, my cis grandfather was marked as female on his death certificate
thiswebsitenamesareweird: afad

6 Jan 2023 at 15:15 | Open on masto.ai

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opening up a boy with the cold ones

that-house: Frat boy vampire draining someone while his bros chant CHUG CHUG CHUG I'm the background
humanitittysswaggiest: Mutuals this could be us
addyincolor: Opening up a boy with the cold ones

6 Jan 2023 at 15:19 | Open on masto.ai

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cost of living tips

The cost of living crisis is hitting all of us hard, so I thought I might put together a list of tips for getting through it!
1. Live under an opera house to reduce rent
2. Terrorise the owners into giving you 20,000 francs a month for no good reason, this should help you support yourself financially.
3. If all else fails, try convincing a young woman you're an angel come to teach her to sing, and eventually kidnap her. Sharing costs with someone else will make the burden easier for you both.

7 Jan 2023 at 11:02 | Open on masto.ai

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anarcho-anarchism

ancom-cow-mommy: Official flag of Anarcho-Anarchism with Anarchist Characteristics
Picture of a solid black flag, labelled.
Top left diagonal: this represents the "anarcho-"
Bottom right diagonal: represents anarchism
Black symbols in each of the top right and bottom left represent the anarchist characteristics

7 Jan 2023 at 11:17 | Open on masto.ai

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fucking grumpy

beetledrink: gun to your head which of the 7 dwarves are you fucking
(Screenshot of an anonymous reply) dont endorse a fucking Disney property you bootlicking cunt
wickedwonderlandd: Well apparently he's fucking grumpy

7 Jan 2023 at 11:24 | Open on masto.ai

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positive post

luckydreaming: Don't post your negativity on a positive post.
mancomics: Electrons
luckydreaming: I should kick your ass.

7 Jan 2023 at 15:36 | Open on masto.ai

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screenshot

just-shower-thoughts: If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot
just-shower-responses: HEY WHAT
notheox: (Picture of a pair of legs and feet sitting on a ledge, the camera would be between the legs from the angle)
we've discovered how this image was taken

8 Jan 2023 at 11:19 | Open on masto.ai

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french

Screenshot of a tweet: TRES leches? En esta economic?
indigoflames: (screenshotted tags: I don't even speak French but this is funny)
I don't know how to break it to you but this is Spanish

8 Jan 2023 at 11:31 | Open on masto.ai

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people on here

play-now-my-lord:
PEOPLE ON HERE WHEN A GIRL POSTS TITTY: Awoooooga!!! Nice honkers!!! I'd love to bite into those with my fucked up teeth like a damn dog
PEOPLE ON HERE WHEN A GIRL POSTS JOKES: Awoooooga!!! Nice honkers!!! I'd love to bite into those with my fucked up teeth like a damn dog
play-now-my-lord: i'm people on here to be fair

8 Jan 2023 at 11:36 | Open on masto.ai

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tom and jerry

willgrahamscock: nothing more homoerotic than two unstable gays trying to kill each other, it’s called love sorry you’ve never felt it
willgrahamscock: (screenshotted tag: op I hate that you tagged this as tom and jerry)
they hate me for being right

9 Jan 2023 at 10:02 | Open on masto.ai

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mystery algae (if anyone knows what this is, it remains unidentified, and you can make OP very happy by solving this!)

neat-deadandive-things: (series of screenshots with captions)
Found some algae today in an old broken growth chamber
Labels are faded and nobody recognises the species
All we know is that it's producing spores
Am I in the beginning of a horror movie?
Not even 100% sure it's algae
Oh this is for sure going to kill me
The photos are first of jars, then a close-up of unlabelled jars of a yellowish liquid, then close-ups of reddish spores.
neat-deadandiive-things: I had some other work to do this morning (Figuring out some algae stuff involving 1000 L mesocosm up a mountain) so mystery species has been sitting alone in the lab all morning.....

neat-deadandiive-things Made it up to the lab today to find this. It's probably from the fridge defrosting and not the creepy “algae”
Photo of a laboratory with rows of jars and a large puddle on the floor
neat-deadandiive-things: June 13th Update. According to a few colleagues it's either a plant, an algae, or a fungi. So that's been helpful. After a day with some sunlight I think I might be seeing some chioroplasts. (microscope image of the possible algae)

Photo of flasks containing a yellowish liquid with something brownish clearly growing in it
It seems to like the nutrient solution | added yesterday though!
lynati: I for one welcome our new plant, algae, or fungi overlords.
derinthemadscientist: I was about o say “in a sensible lab people wouldn't waste time with this, they'd autoclave the bottles and move on* but on reflection | can't think of a single bio lab I've been in that wouldn’t immediately go “ooh, mystery algae, that sounds like a fun challenge; let’s devote multiple hours to identifying it for no reason’.
kit6: I need updates tell me about the algae

9 Jan 2023 at 11:27 | Open on masto.ai

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penalty box

skinks: the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes
runcibility: Go to the terrarium and think about your punching, you knife-footed ice-gremlin

9 Jan 2023 at 12:32 | Open on masto.ai

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it is the 10th anniversary of this iconic post

reallyreallyreallytrying: “average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

9 Jan 2023 at 17:50 | Open on masto.ai

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too drunk for words

billypots: oh god | had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I'm too drunk for words. hold on I'm gonna paint it

billypotts: A painting of two figures in outline, one outlined red and the other blue. They are facing one another and touching their fingertips in a symmetrical pose. Their chests are connected by a yellow line.

this. this s it

rob-boss: this belongs in the moma with the preceding text post as its tile

rob-boss: tumbir user billypotts.

“oh god | had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I'm too. drunk for words”

mixed media on paper

10 Jan 2023 at 10:49 | Open on masto.ai

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525,000 moments so dear

gunpowderandspark:
According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are *525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren't so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall

!therothwoman:
this post did not even remotely go in the direction | was expecting it to

10 Jan 2023 at 11:01 | Open on masto.ai

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the kosher status of furbies

hymnsofheresy: i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly.... im not Jewish. secondly......what the fuck

hymnsofheresy:
please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren't even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must.

natashatroyka:
Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher-they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.

hymnsofheresy:
hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard

10 Jan 2023 at 11:02 | Open on masto.ai

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