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the kosher status of furbies

hymnsofheresy: i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly.... im not Jewish. secondly......what the fuck hymnsofheresy: please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren't even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must. natashatroyka: Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher-they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die. hymnsofheresy: hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard
10 Jan 2023 at 11:02 | Open on masto.ai
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the oompa loompas are a greek chorus

sarabruniofticial: the oompa loompas are a greek chorus caecilius-est.pater: First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all ,imagine if the two switched places (Veruca falls into the trash chute) Chorus: Pray thou no more; for mortals have no escape from destined woe. Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness: and reverence towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words of prideful men are ever punished with great blows (Oedipus stabs his eyes out) Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do I've got another riddle for you What do you get when you sleep with your mum? Acurse on your kids for decades to come~
10 Jan 2023 at 11:04 | Open on masto.ai
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embrace self actualisation

anonymous asked: “Does liking a catgirl make me a furry?” If you have to ask the answer is yes. And thats fine, the stigma around being a furry is stupid as shit, who gives a fuck. Eat catgirl pussy and embrace self actualization bitch. doubleca5t answered: Still of Adora from She-Ra: Princesses of Power with a speech bubble coming from her mouth to make her look like she is saying this.
11 Jan 2023 at 10:30 | Open on masto.ai
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voice recognition theology

copperbadge: I'm working on an audio transcript using voice recognition technology, and this gentleman has a very nice accent, but when he says "got” the word is often noted down as “God”. We don’t know what God tested and what God registered as true or untrue. We don’t know what God entered into the code since the last time we tested. We don’t know what God ticketed as an issue and what just God ignored. Now we know what God changed, but we don’t have a record of what God approved. jumpingjacktrash: “We don’t know what God ticketed as an issue and what just God ignored.” animatedamerican: voice recognition theology
11 Jan 2023 at 10:37 | Open on masto.ai
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the saddest thing i ever heard get said

skenpiel: hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me. supercomputerz: Picture of a Victorian urchin looking sad. "oive got not one drop of blood to me name on account of selling it all for one shilling and a bowl of gruel terribly sorry mr dracula skenpiel: dracula voice Thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said.
12 Jan 2023 at 10:39 | Open on masto.ai
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your bread is missing its bread

themlet: Bread Instagram is INSANE themlet: Screenshot of a post and some comments. Four photos of a sourdough bread which has very large holes in it, some of which are almost the size of the entire loaf. "I'm really happy with the crumb of this PDC with 106% hydration and 100% sourdough. No poolish, no instant yeast, just #wildyeast" Comments:"So nice! How is it that it didn't get over proofed?"° "It's a success , mate OP in main post: HOW ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THIS!!! HOW ARE YOU CELEBRATING. YOUR BREAD IS MISSING ITS BREAD!!!!! YOUR BREAD HAS NO BREAD IN YOUR BREAD!!!!
.themlet: Screenshot of a text message "Literally no offense but you should be in jail for this themlet: This guy says it has a “light and airy crumb” YEAH ILL BET!
12 Jan 2023 at 11:59 | Open on masto.ai
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the bitch

vestron: for some reason as a kid i thought bitch was some kind of weapon. i always envisioned it as something akin to a battering ram vestron: Stick figure drawing of a scowling figure holding a large cylindical battering ram about the same height as it, captioned "Bitch" in large letters. artist’s rendition waxwormrepublic: I think... I think I own something akin to a bitch? It's a wooden log that has outfitted so you can reach inside a cavity and grab on to a handle and use it as what is essentially a heavy, brain splattering sockembopper.
waxwormrepublic: a series of photos of the item in question, a large battering ram with a handle.
12 Jan 2023 at 12:07 | Open on masto.ai
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by talos this can't be happening

vransietsier: by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i've never heard anyone say the former in game . disgruntledmenshevikjohnmulaney: by talos this can’t be happening cyriakharris: the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature Here’s the post they're referring to for context (screenshot) link-lonk: is your husband? hob-nob69: He should be fine | left him with enough food and water for a week the-real-santino-rice: That was two weeks ago the-realrupaul: Oh god no let me go check on him the-real-rupaul: By Talos this can't be happening Screenshot still from a video game of a dead man in a cage
13 Jan 2023 at 11:44 | Open on masto.ai
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irreparable damage to the english language (original posts from 2017)

anonymous: I want to fuck your throat earthnation: my thrussy!?!? ventrue: (reaction gif of a horrified-looking woman saying "your what?") schakira: sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language timebendinglunatic: (screenshot of a post from American Dialect Society: The suffix -ussy is the 2022 American Dialect Society word of the year" Horrible job, everyone! Thank you! earthnation: my bad damn
15 Jan 2023 at 11:18 | Open on masto.ai
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ask the dwarves of moria about that

Screenshot from r/badwomensanatomy "Sadly" Distracted boyfriend meme format. The girlfriend is labelled "g-spot", watching in outrage as her boyfriend, labelled men" turns his head to look at a woman in red labelled "cervix" "If I go deeper it's automatically better, right?" "Ask the dwarves of Moria about that" afronerdism: This might be the funniest reply I've ever seen in my life thepioden: Free PC check meme format. A stock photo of a woman, with text on the left saying "Balrogs? In *my* vagina? Its more likely than you think"
15 Jan 2023 at 12:00 | Open on masto.ai
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you can't serve cunt and the government at the same time

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING? you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you
17 Jan 2023 at 21:42 | Open on masto.ai
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palpatine's big unnaturals

wizardpostsdotorg: so who’s the next wizard we put tits on. my vote is darth vader. sexygaywizard: Ok but consider. Palpatine’s Big Unnaturals A still of Emperor Palpatine seated on his throne. The image has been doctored so that he has very large breasts in a pleather boob tube. One boob is out slightly more than the other
20 Jan 2023 at 10:48 | Open on masto.ai
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why was he born so beautiful

vintar: i'm watching a british youtuber's birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say init, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how | just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal argumate: oops languageolock: do you not sing this in other countries stele3: NO we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they'd never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.
20 Jan 2023 at 11:24 | Open on masto.ai
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boiling water: a shakespearean interlude

radishnt: which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water? mothman-misato: y- you were putting it in cold water????? boimgfrog: Radish. Answer the question radish. radishnt: yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason boimgfrog: Screenshotted tags: "u think i have the patience to boil water wtf" You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??? catsnraincoats: why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it boimgfrog: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove catsnraincoats: Its takes less than a minute boimgfrog: Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun
catsnraincoats: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove boimgfrog: Like seven minutes catsnraincoats: just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan… boimgfrog: Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted pidoop: Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic silverjirachi: Yet another post that reads like four shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief
(Enter RADISHN’T, MOTHMAN MISATO, BOIMG FROG and CATS'N RAINCOATS, stage left. They are having a HEATED DISCUSSION.) RADISHN’T: Prithee, which one of you had planned to tell Of diff'rent flavours gained by simple act Of brewing tea with water hot, not cold? MOTHMAN: Egad! you poured the water cold? Wherefore?! FROG: An answer from you, Radish, I must beg. RADISHN’T: Indeed I did, dear friends - why does this shock? Without the guide of others I assumed That heat was merely added for the sake Of expediting this solution’s brewing! Half a decade I have spent, or more, Not questioning this worldview I had made. In fact, I am myself a bit surprised That you might think that I, your dearest friend, Might have a patience of sufficient stock To wait until a pot of water boils. FROG: Three minutes overtaxes patience so? The microwave will beep when it is done! CATS'N: My friend, this answer vexes me the more! Can it be true that thou dost boil by nuke?! FROG: Are you in turn, my friend, so shocked to know That I have not the patience, like our Root, To boil upon the stove our favour’d drink? CATS'N: It takes less than a minute! FROG: On what plate? Perhaps your dinner cooks atop the sun?
CATS'N: How long can take your stove to fill the task Of boiling but a single cup alone? FROG: In minutes? CATS'N: Yes! FROG: I counted seven, once. CATS'N: Perhaps you ought to have your timepiece checked! If on a middle heat you place the cup You soon will have the scalding drink you crave. Two minutes, in a mug upon the plate Or even less, if you should have a pot. FROG: You cause me tears - is this how thou dost live? You place upon the iron stove a mug? A mug, ceramic, filled with water cold? How do these flames, though medium in height, Not shatter like a glass this fragile thing? Surely, then, your kitchen is bewitched With magicks far beyond the mortal ken! (The FOUR realise they have wandered into the THRONE ROOM. The ROYAL COURT watches with fascination.) KING: Ev'ry single person in this group must be a fucking lunatic, it seems.
20 Jan 2023 at 15:03 | Open on masto.ai
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an epilogue to the above

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern: (screenshotted tag) #and no one thinks to mention that you use an electric kettle to make tea Oh my god you're right no one mentions that you can use an electric kettle to make the tea. wizardlyghost: i've been getting notifications from this post for over a year now and i can assure you, literally fucking everyone mentions that you can use an electric kettle to make tea.
20 Jan 2023 at 15:04 | Open on masto.ai
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cloth mother and wire mother

Photo of two white women and a bang in costumes. The woman on the left wears a wire dress with a bottle clipped to it, and a boxy hat in the vague shape of a monkey's head. The woman on the right wears a fluffy towel and a monkey ear headband. She is holding the baby, dressed like a monkey. Captioned Cloth mother & wire mother is the best lesbian couple Halloween costume idea in the world
22 Jan 2023 at 10:54 | Open on masto.ai
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