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Another Angry Woman replied to Another Angry Woman

there was room for draco in the minivan

charlemane:
i'm still PISSED about harry potter leaving draco to die because “oh boo hoo there aren't enough seats in this minivan someone has to stay behind like you fool. you fucking fool. ive ridden to walmart and back in an 11-person shuttle seating 17 people just be i didn't wanna watt to get some skim milk. are you really telling me that you couldn't put a dude in the trunk for the sake of getting away from a collapsing island? you worried about not having enough seat belts?2? people died be of your poor minivan management skills, harry

charlemane: i drafted this in a blind rage immediately upon waking up today and i may have misremembered some plot points of the Harry Potter series

spikenards:

#THERE ' WAS  ROOM ' FOR " DRACO ' IN «" THE

MINIVAN (via @dracomalfoyofficial)
Another Angry Woman replied to Another Angry Woman

reverse dracula / they very much did kill jesus

Christian account: Stock image of a woman taking a selfie. In the phone screen, behind her we see Jesus. Captioned "It's never just a selfie" benfoldsone: this is some horror movie shit 
lucentgallivanter : #Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos Examining the other evidence, we find: « Feeds other people his own blood « An affinity for crucifixes « Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it
theloa: Shows up uninvited in people’s houses Can't turn into a bat 
thyrell: ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually 
pro-gay: they very much did kill jesus spiritual successor post
Screenshot of the iconic "they very much did kill Jesus" 
Kimjong-chill:
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it's a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets bumed at the stake
mattheuphonium: fabulous
tockthewatchdog: i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened like i understand where you're coming from here but they very much did kill josus.

(inline reply on original reverse dracula thread) theredkite:

Vampire: can’t have garlic bread

Jesus: can BE garlic bread
Another Angry Woman replied to Another Angry Woman

if we all wish hard enough, perhaps 2023 can be the year of pussy out

16 days and clothes stop existing. (Picture of a cartoon of underwear on a line marked by year, starting with 1920 bloomers, progressing to 1950s and 80s panties, a 2000 g-string and nothing pegged up on 2020.
carnival-phantasm: its more of a pussy out kind of year
luigitornado: sad George Costanza in a hospital bed "this was supposed to be the year of pussy out"
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