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Another Angry Woman replied to Another Angry Woman

to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all

Honestly "I'll do whatever you want then perish is the single most powerful exchange possible in the
Another Angry Woman replied to Another Angry Woman

the laws of man may celebrate your deeds, but higher powers may say otherwise

@ trediocity

tattletales are lawful evil

By, redlocity

Yes, Kevin, | brought my Game Boy to school. Did it bring you joy when you told the teacher? Did it satisfy your bloodlust when she confiscated it from me? You are no paragon of virtue. You are a beast. A vile monstrosity who feeds on suffering. The laws of man may celebrate your deeds, but higher powers may say otherwise.
Another Angry Woman replied to Another Angry Woman

perverted deviance of modern society

argumate:

Our descendants wil find our songs about butts and preference for thick ones ridiculously quaint, much like the Victorians going apeshit over visible ankies. BB argumate

#g0d knows what they wil be into #livers maybe

g alkthash

Our constant exposure to pornography and easy smut will numb us to nudiy. Eventually the hot new fetish will be gastro shows, where  live holographic display of the performers internal organs.

BB argumate

did you just invent vore

When | was a litle kid being allowed to look things up on the internet for the. first time, my mom gave me a Talk on Internet Safety. There were Things On The Internet, she explained. Inappropriate Things. Things | Was Too Young To See.

Little me fel that | was a Girl Of The World. | had Seen Things, | pointed out We had gone to the art museum; we had visited the part with the ancient Greek and Roman statues. | had seen (sotto voce) naked people. Not just in skimpy clothing, or underwear, or even  fig leaf, but entirely naked! There was nothing left for me to see!

My (poor, patient) mother sighed. No, she explained, there were Other Things. Things | Had Not Seen. Things Of Which | Did Not Know. They were on the internet, and | was to avoid them

It was clear that this was the Parental Final World. But Small Me was left terribly, terribly curious. I'd thought I'd understood how things worked - a picture of a person in regular clothes was modest; a picture of a person in a litle less than that, like Marilyn Monroe with her skirt being blown up, was a litle bit racy; a picture of a person in underwear was pretty much a sex thing; and a picture of a totally naked person was (if it wasn't art or anatomy) pornography.
So how could there be something more so than a totally naked person? What could this wrong forbidden inappropriate unnatural thing be?

The sequence so far had made sense! Less clothes, more inappropriate! And eventually you got down to nothing at all at which point you'd seen everything there was to see and nothing was left private anymore and married people could engage in baby-producing activities!

So I mulled this over for a long time. And finally, | came to a conclusion: Clearly, the next step in the sequence had to be taking off your skin.

This was extremely explanatory! No wonder this Secret Thing was so wrong — you had to skin someone alive to produce it! No wonder they didn't want kids seeing it - how traumatic! This really was a Perverted Deviance Of Modern Society!
‘Small Me proceeded to make the obvious series of extrapolations from this. There would be videos of people slowly and sexily removing their own skin, or other people’s skin, of course. There'd be images arranged to fook like. ‘someone was removing their skin when they really weren't. Some truly disturbed perverts would be watching videos where the muscle was stripped off. to show organs and bones. And no wonder sex slavery and prostitution were so horrifying, if women were being forced into that.

(Yes. Yes, | was familiar with the concept of prostitution but couldn't figure out the concept of porn. What can | say: | had a classical education. Turns out one of those comes up in Great Literature a lot more often than the other )

In any case, Small Me continued to operate under this assumption for quite some time. happy in its explanatory power, and feeling Terribly World-Wise And Jaded. (And occasionally feeling vaguely guity that clearly | was ot nearly so innocent as my mother thought)

Finding out what pornography actually involved was kind of anticlimactic, really.
Another Angry Woman replied to Another Angry Woman

clown in heat

disastertarper 
You know as a former clown breeder | do have to say that breeding clowns isn't as easy as selecting your male and your female and putting them in the same enclosure. First, you have to make sure your female s ready to mate. Ifyou put a male and a female together when the female is not ready, you're going to waste time, effort, and supplies. Really, check your clowns for readiness to breed! Each breed of clown is ready to mate at different intervals (as little as 14 day cycles to as long as 3 years), so it’s probably best to do your research on your clown’s schedule. It's fairly easy to decipher if she’s ready, once you've gotten down the basics of what clown readiness looks like. 
[photo of a woman clown in a spotted dress with striped tights]
This female is not ready to breed. Her natural markings are still very bright and colorful, and her “fleshy” tones only really extend on her hands and somewhat on her face. An inexperienced clown breeder might consider this clown ‘ready’ because she’s getting rather mono- chromatic with her markings on her legs and arms, but this should never be mistaken for the fleshy tone that signals a female is ready. 

[photo of a woman clown in a bright jacket, rainbow top and striped and spotty skirt]

This female is ready. The flesh tone has extended from her hands up to her elbows, and I'd bet you money the tone extends beneath the knee as well. Her facial markings are much brighter, and her variety and intensity of color tell me this clown and well and truly ready to mate. How exciting!
Second, your clowns have to be properly fed. | know people have previously gone over proper clown care and feeding (fresh spun cotton candy is a must, they're obligate candyvores), but introducing the breeding pair can be a very stressful time for clowns. It's a good idea to supplement your candy diet with some fresh salted popcorn, or maybe giant novelty lollipops- you know, regular clown treats. This will help your clowns feel more at ease as they transition into your breeding tent. [photo of popcorn] Finally, clowns can be particular about when they mate. You’ll know it's happening because of the distinctive high pitched honking both breeding partners produce. It can take up to a week for clowns to acclimate to their mate and the tent you've transferred them to, so don’t get discouraged if you put your clowns together and nothing happens for a few days! They may just be skittish. Feel free to introduce additional toys and treats like a fresh batch of balloons or a unicycle to try to help them feel comfortable. What I've found with my clowns, back when | did this, is that most. clowns seemed to prefer breeding between four and seven a.m., when chances for frivolity and merriment are low regardless. Now, the honking is extremely loud, so if you are going to breed your clowns, invest in some earplugs and a white noise machine.
That's how you can get your clowns to mate, but this s getting really long, so | won't go into clown gestation specifics for now, or how to care for the young. Just know your work i far from over.

‘ thyrell:

can you imagine being a professional clown and finding a screenshot of a tumblr post on clownstagram or whatever where someones sharing a picture of you in costume and saying its what a clown looks like when theyre in heat.
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