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Christine Lemmer-Webber

Hey I've been hearing a lot about ActivityPub could someone please tell me how it works?!?!?!?! THANKS!

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Christine Lemmer-Webber

I would like it especially if men would tell me how activitypub works. I think I'd have a harder time understanding it otherwise and we've got to give dudes their chance to speak up for once

Old Tom

@cwebber Activitypub packets of ramen noodles traveling through a system of tubes. Itโ€™s simple. And delicious!

Dieu

@cwebber is solicited mansplaining still mansplaining?

honk honk I'm a truck *brrrrr*

@hllizi @cwebber Allow me to explain, you see the way mainsplai-

Wait...

SHIT.

Anti-Fatalist

@hllizi @cwebber Maybe I'm missing like an inside joke or something, but how is answering a straightforward question as requested "mansplaining"?

David Bremner

@cwebber Sorry, you'll have to wait until Mansplain Monday. I don't make the rules.

blaine

@cwebber I think it's like if Bluesky and IRC had a baby?

Alexander Hamizdat ๐ŸŒน

@cwebber So ActivityPub is a social networking standard invented by <checks notes>

Woozle Hypertwin

@alexhammy209 @cwebber
theres no blue checkmark on that list its not really her, duhhh

Ilyaz Nasrullah

@cwebber Alright. Happy to help. First of all, your spelling is wrong. There should be a space like so: activity pub. To prevent any confusion, you may also use โ€œpub o' activityโ€.

Second, contrary to the name, this is in fact a pub where nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all. The needle returns to start of the song and we all sing along like before.

That's about it. Now, about my consulting fee...

C. Scott Ananian (he/him)

@ilyaz @cwebber i think you mean Mastodon/ActivityPub, since Mastodon is in fact built on components from...

David Gerard

@cwebber

*puts on man hat*

"It works very well, thank you Ms Lemmer-Webber for your service"

Thomas Lee โœ… :patreon:

@cwebber I could. But others have already done so and done well. w3.org/TR/activitypub/ describes the protocol. The introduction section provides a good description of how the protocol works.

Jared Cash

@DoctorDNS @cwebber Indeed. I feel like the editors on that article really helped the contents flow so they can be better understood. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Mina

@zepfhyr @DoctorDNS @cwebber I'm pretty, and impressed, that this Christine Lemmer-Webber person was an author and an editor on this document.

i personally find it really hard sometimes to edit my own text

Raphael Wimmer

@DoctorDNS @cwebber

Yeah, she should just read the spec. I guess she doesn't even know who wrote it.
I have only learned about this ActivityPub thing last week but I am happy to explain it in detail.

Kurt :flan_cleaver:

@cwebber Are you familiar with a T-shirt cannon? It's like that, but for JSON. :flan_guns:โ€‹

Christine Lemmer-Webber

please boost this message across the network as far as you can I think it's really about time someone explained activitypub to me

Christine Lemmer-Webber

okay I'm trying to piece this together

it's like email, but for the web (why didn't they just call it webmail?? lol!)

Christine Lemmer-Webber

why are there so many hot people from :transgender_flag:โ€‹ on here what country is that I wanna go there is that rude? lol

s0: Soldering Sorceress

@cwebber :transgender_flag:? Youโ€™re in it now. *Neo wakes up sequence*

Quinn Wilton

@cwebber I think you might be eligible for an E2 visa!

blaine

@quinn @cwebber I'm thinking she could probably get an O1.

Christine Lemmer-Webber

@blaine @quinn did you just mix two units of measurement? Move over space and time, now we've got computations in mass and time

blaine

@cwebber @quinn this is just how we do it in Web10D. ๐Ÿ’

dpflug

@blaine
Also known as spider fingers, those web tendies.
@cwebber @quinn

jbauer

@cwebber Oh hey I'm a men so I'm super qualified to explain!!

You have it right there with your email explanation and I agree, ActivityPub should have been called WebMail. I really don't know why they didn't think of that!

Also :transgender_flag: is the flag of Transnistria, a wonderful microstate fighting for recognition and independence from Moldova.

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