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only one bed

Just saw only one bed fic with the major character death warning

Like 21 Nov 2022 at 17:19 | Open on masto.ai

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you already have an account

Gandalf: I have no memory of this place

Trying out passwords

21 Nov 2022 at 17:20 | Open on masto.ai

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Lift the flap

lift the flap

Cartoon: lifting the flap makes you see bad shit

21 Nov 2022 at 18:46 | Open on masto.ai

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IPA

What would you like? ipa please (question phrased in phonetic alphabet)

21 Nov 2022 at 18:47 | Open on masto.ai

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I am pleased to inform you that
1. Lynda Carter is really, truly on tumblr
2. She went to the premiere of Goncharov (1973)

Lynda Carter at the premier of Goncharov followed by "man, she picked up the nuances of this website fast" comic

22 Nov 2022 at 9:57 | Open on masto.ai

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5 hit combo

This site purchased by HE butt grocery Co for erection of a new modern piggy wiggly

22 Nov 2022 at 11:41 | Open on masto.ai

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if you go to the circus for news

I can't believe castiel went to super hell to turn Georgia blue

22 Nov 2022 at 11:43 | Open on masto.ai

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ball pit

Dashcon ballpit edited into Trump carpark speech

22 Nov 2022 at 11:44 | Open on masto.ai

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nedjem

Tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibes

22 Nov 2022 at 11:45 | Open on masto.ai

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I literally say this to my beloved several times a week

No WE'RE back on our bullshit

22 Nov 2022 at 11:46 | Open on masto.ai

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most feminist line to ever not pass the bechdel test

Futurama screenshot "sorry I got your boyfriend pregnant - that's okay"

23 Nov 2022 at 10:12 | Open on masto.ai

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stark

why did english keep the german stark as an intensifier but only for naked and raving mad

two most german modes of being

23 Nov 2022 at 10:17 | Open on masto.ai

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satan is not a fucking pogo stick/the orangutan

23 Nov 2022 at 11:15 | Open on masto.ai

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assigned cop at birth

23 Nov 2022 at 11:15 | Open on masto.ai

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kat goes to the 7/11

So I have a friend that used to be in the tumblers troupe as a contortionist

it is for context after midnight in july during a wildfire

and/or is really fucking high and isn't sure if he's tripping balls

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+ torealze she was the suspicious indvidual

23 Nov 2022 at 11:51 | Open on masto.ai

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a smug, insufferable little clown baby

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Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci's best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci. There is much controversy in the art worid over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they're perfectly clear. It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish.

! theatre-whovian THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS ! lalaland1212 ‘Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself s “SHES GOT EYEBROWS". Alright. All ntelligent lfe has been lost.

o vastderp Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa's vanished eyebrows have been the Sublect of debate and analyss i the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squitted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable litte clown baby together.

23 Nov 2022 at 11:52 | Open on masto.ai

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5p bags

did you get your 5p bags
lib dem flag yes

23 Nov 2022 at 11:57 | Open on masto.ai

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gandalf big naturals

notallmensheviks turns out the creator of gandalf big naturals made the images while recovering from anesthesia for top_ surgery. this implies that the big naturals in question are, in fact, the artist's, and somehow migrated onto gandalf. this has major consequences. g idislikethissite Linked tweet: O e § o ehoss g i e e 1 ot know you were the i of this g heword 31 g th concotof Gonoalt s nappy wih e o oscha sveyonsha o8 o beceat @ ; i e | | el 2 Lol yes!! | thought of him while | was recovering from top surgery | like to think it was the parting gift o from my boobs \ B 547PM - Nov e, 2022 Tt forPhe = 18 Ratwe 390 Lk E estelinhabb (Y LU LS L VTR D P T #you wake up from surgery and you're like where's gandalf? #and the doctor is like who do you think took your big naturals » @kh3finalmix oh beautiful

24 Nov 2022 at 10:52 | Open on masto.ai

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hands

2% megapope but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol @ CBS News &

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P roobaxion | =~ . 1 ¢ - =ram ) ” | “ Q i ¥ s BN 4 4 & don't know what you're on about. will smith and slightly wider biue will smith have been married for years. they're a hollywood love story R reomster 1 can't believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

24 Nov 2022 at 12:17 | Open on masto.ai

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short cows

. grinderman2

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow's ear* why ya titty out

% frozenfoxtails

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

5 grinderman2

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

% rebellious-hufflepuff-love

How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.

5 grinderman2

You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows

24 Nov 2022 at 12:19 | Open on masto.ai

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cricket

Picture of cricket pitch and its weird positions

@ elodieunderglass

if people haven't been exposed to cricket before, here is the experience. The person who likes cricket turns on a radio with an air of happy

expectation. “We'l just catch up with the cricket,” they say.

An elderly British man with an accent - you can picture exactly what he looks like and what he is wearing, somehow, and you know that he will explain the important concept of Yorkshire to you at length if you make eye contact - is saying “And w’ four snickets t wicket, Umbleby dives under the covers and romps home for a sticky bicket.”

There is a deep and satisfied silence. Weather happens over the radio. This lasts for three minutes

Agentle young gentleman with an Indian accent, whose perfect and beautul clear voice makes him sound ke a poet sipping from a cup of honeyed drink always, says mildly “Of course we cannot forget that when Pakistan last had the biscuit under the covers, they were thrown out of bed. In 1957, | believe.” You mouth “what the fucking fuck”

Amorally ambiguous villain from a superhero movie says oft-microphone, “Crumbs everywhere.”

Apparently continuing a previous conversation, the villain asks, “Do seagulls eattacos?”

“I'm sure someone will tell us eventually.” the poet says. His voice is so beautiul that it should be familiar: he should be the only announcer on the radio, the only reader of audiobooks

The villain says with sudden interest, “Oh, a leg over straight and under the covers, Peterson and Singh are rumping along with a straight fine leg and good pumping action. Thanks to his powerful thighs, Peterson is an excellent legspinner. apart from being rude on Twitter "

The man from Yorkshire roars potently, lie a bull seeing another bull. There might be words in his roar, but otherwise it is primal and sizzling

“That isn't straight,” the poet says. “It's silly.”

“What the fucking fuck.” you say out loud at this point

“Shh.” says the person who likes cricket. They listen, tensely. Something in the distance makes a very small “thwack " lie a baby dropping an egg

“Was that a doosra or a googly?” the villain asks

“IT'S AWRONG "UN." roars the Yorkshireman in his wrath. A powerful insult has been offered. They begin to scuffle

“With that double doozy, Crumpet is baffled for three turns, Agarwal is deep in the biscuit tin and Padgett has gone to the shops undercover.” the poet says quickly, to cover the action while his companions are busy. The villain is being throttled. in a friendly companionable way.

An intern apparently brings a message scrawled on a scrap of paper like a courier sprinting across a battlefield. “Reddy has rolled a nat 20." the poet says with barely contained excitement. “Australia is both a continent and an island. But we're running out of time!”

“Is that true?” You ask suddenly.

“Shh!” Says the person who likes cricket. “It's a test match.”

The villain, apparently alive, describes the best hat in the audience as “like a funnel made of dove-colored net, but backwards, with fiies trapped in it” This is every bit as good as that time in Australia in 1975, they all agree, drinking their tea and eating home-made cakes sent in by the fans. The poet comments favorably on the icing and sugar-preserved violets. The Yorkshire man discourses on the nature of sponge. The villain clatters his cup too hard on his saucer. To cover his embarrassment, the poet begins scrolling through Twitter on his phone, reading aloud the best memes in his enchanting milky voice. Then, with joy, he reads an @ from an ornithologist at the University of Reading: seagulls do eat tacos! A reference is cited; the poet reads it aloud Everyone cheers.

You are honestly - against your will - kind of into it! but also: weirdly enraged. “Was that __. it?" you ask, deeming it safe to interrupt

“No." says the person who likes cricket, “This is second tea break on the first day. We won't know where we really are unti lunch tomorrow.”

And - because you cannot stop them - you have to accept this; if cricket teaches you anything, it is this gentle and radical acceptance

24 Nov 2022 at 12:24 | Open on masto.ai

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r2d2 sounds

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24 Nov 2022 at 12:26 | Open on masto.ai

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class war

stnningpicture $180,000 Aston Martin killed by $200 pink car fp marbororedgirl aesthetic Hg autonomous-geordie Class war. [ prousis #stuart semple attacking anish kapoor

24 Nov 2022 at 12:28 | Open on masto.ai

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i am support

When your friend is sad and you're trying go comfort then but don't know how

24 Nov 2022 at 23:23 | Open on masto.ai

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goddammit, mr noodle

£ undercovertacobell Follow

So there's only one channel in this motel, This morning while | was getting ready | was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and EImo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, | heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “"GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE

“ robbidybobbin Follow

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.

25 Nov 2022 at 10:06 | Open on masto.ai

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twitter alternative

P xttletale

the idea of using tumblr as a twitter alternative is incomprehensible. it's like i your local walmart closed down and you started doing all your grocery shopping at the cursed antique store from needful things

9B, roach-works

#hanging up the Welcome Home Cheater sign over the cursed antique store for all my friends sheepishly returning

#you thought you were too good for cursed antique store huh? well since you've been gone i've fucked every spider here

25 Nov 2022 at 10:21 | Open on masto.ai

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journal

@ ratphcanwreckme Deciivated I'm nearly crying because | had this awesome password journal as a kid but it was a bitch to open because you had to say the password the same way avery ine s0 after a while | gave up on it and never tried to open it again but today | was cleaning my room and found it A= H 1 1 = = ~—— ~ 5 ‘ ’ ; ‘Lg s0 | decided to open it, thinking that it contained old journal entries or drawings from when | was a kid but | don't know the password anymore and it didn't even have any batteries so | thought maybe unscrewing the back would open it m | | v v ‘ 5 & ¢

ha haha nope now | have to deal with all these wires and gears and shit and end up unscrewing more things and breaking some stuff too o oy > e - ;j -

finally | getin and its fucking empty i - but | notice the little compartment thingy and open it

and | can't stop laughing because | worked so hard to get into the thing and past me is just like “now fuck off"

25 Nov 2022 at 11:54 | Open on masto.ai

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real life creepypasta

picture of long ziti

real life creepypasta

25 Nov 2022 at 11:57 | Open on masto.ai

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this post has everything

B oence 2 R verything cutthroagkiieher. . bdsm geat., ics8 art theft. 30 s it Son canpd Whea blovos e o B e

25 Nov 2022 at 12:00 | Open on masto.ai

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times new bastard

& ommanyte Im going to make a new font called Times New Bastard €8 ommanyte Its Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif ! bougquetoftwelve It's Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif E val-itz With one line you activated every bone in my body and all of them are in attack mode

25 Nov 2022 at 12:01 | Open on masto.ai

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making this screenshot mastodon-exclusive content because it sums up my experience of you lot so far

“rick astley voice® we're no strangers to cum

25 Nov 2022 at 22:03 | Open on masto.ai

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barbie really squirts

Lucille bluth: good for her

26 Nov 2022 at 12:47 | Open on masto.ai

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improving conservative memes

Conservative memes replaced with trans flags

26 Nov 2022 at 12:49 | Open on masto.ai

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2007 wrapped

Limewire but Spotify wrapped

26 Nov 2022 at 13:14 | Open on masto.ai

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tell me why

Venn diagram, philosophy profrssors, backstreet boys, four year old, centre is tell me why

26 Nov 2022 at 13:32 | Open on masto.ai

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to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all

Honestly "I'll do whatever you want then perish is the single most powerful exchange possible in the

26 Nov 2022 at 13:54 | Open on masto.ai

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green knight

You strike green Knight? You cut his head off like the football? Oh! Oh! Beheading for gawain one year hence

26 Nov 2022 at 13:58 | Open on masto.ai

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post cancelled

so i was thinking about [notification: from your past self you hace got to be more normal) post cancelled i got this notification as i was typing this and i think it’s trying to tell me something

27 Nov 2022 at 11:08 | Open on masto.ai

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elf pussy

-Elf pussy is probably wack as fuck
-you know absolutely nothing
-Go eat a mystic leaf or sip some dew or something
-even a crumb of elf pussy is enough to sustain one for a full week

27 Nov 2022 at 11:12 | Open on masto.ai

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tumblr user gandalfsbignaturals

Screenshot of tumblr user gandalfsbignaturals complaining about a photo of boobs on the world trade centre, then called out for hypocrisy

27 Nov 2022 at 12:24 | Open on masto.ai

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straw man

Photo of man in matrix outfit with straws in his mouth "is this the straw man you guys are always arguing with"

27 Nov 2022 at 12:27 | Open on masto.ai

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mary magdalene

The virgin Mary implies the existence of the Chad Mary. Many replies follow saying "Mary magdalene"

27 Nov 2022 at 12:30 | Open on masto.ai

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baba yaga

X is a sandwich arguments: stale, low impact, overdone. Baba yaga's House is a gundam

27 Nov 2022 at 13:47 | Open on masto.ai

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the matrix (1999)

There's no time to explain get in the bisexuality polecule
-the matrix 1999

27 Nov 2022 at 15:05 | Open on masto.ai

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furby island's ultimate survivor

Screenshot of old hasbro website with all images broken except one captioned "furry Island ultimate survivor"

27 Nov 2022 at 20:46 | Open on masto.ai

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a theological discussion

AO3 screenshot bottom!jesus, top!judas, §
anthonycrowley: 'sometimes i'm like ‘fanfiction can’t shock me anymore i'm numb to it then i find this shit

anthonycrowley !

davidtennantlesbian Absolutely outrageous we all know judas was a pillow princess ‘every moment of a cumulative thirteen years of catholic education is simultaneously screaming out in agony at this reply g rustbaby Tbh the only way an average-looking guy could get 12 hot guys to follow him around and hang off his every word is if he's the only top.

28 Nov 2022 at 15:42 | Open on masto.ai

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dost thou even hoist

do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

do you quarrel sir?

quarrel sir? no sir

28 Nov 2022 at 15:44 | Open on masto.ai

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behold a centaur

pwapboi: centaurs have sixl imbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

’g wallerawler-exmachina Oh. This. | don't like this. 5 wickedwitchshaming. #not enough distinct body parts#insects have three#arachnids on the other hand have two#therefore i propose that centaurs are actually spiders hiding a pair of legs somewhere this is worse: jade how did you manage to make this worse

necromatador:

But centaurs DO have 3 body parts. Insects have head, thorax, and abdomen. Centaurs have a head, a human “thorax’, and a horse “abdomen’” Instead | propose that insects are arthropod centaurs.

B asitamiras Descivass

“BEHOLD A CENTAUR"

- Diogenes throwing a fucking ant on the ground

y presbel

this is why we stopped inviting diogenes to these things

28 Nov 2022 at 15:46 | Open on masto.ai

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post punk

[photo of a postman with a mohawk] post punk

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the laws of man may celebrate your deeds, but higher powers may say otherwise

@ trediocity

tattletales are lawful evil

By, redlocity

Yes, Kevin, | brought my Game Boy to school. Did it bring you joy when you told the teacher? Did it satisfy your bloodlust when she confiscated it from me? You are no paragon of virtue. You are a beast. A vile monstrosity who feeds on suffering. The laws of man may celebrate your deeds, but higher powers may say otherwise.

28 Nov 2022 at 15:49 | Open on masto.ai

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sleepytime tea

Screenshot of r/Vermiculture . Posted by u/grape_boycott Can I compost sleepytime tea? Or will the worms get too sleepy? many are asking this !
6qubed: it's a valid question

28 Nov 2022 at 16:02 | Open on masto.ai

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prophecy

" badjokesbyjeffL Follow Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship “It's a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications. '

positivelycarey Follow Jeff this is not a bad joke E joyflameball Follow Jeff this is not a joke it's a prophecy badjokesbyjeff
1am convinced the only reason people work for SpaceX is to make this prophecy a reality '

28 Nov 2022 at 16:14 | Open on masto.ai

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