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Still image. Cash machine with a bright purple/pink wall to its right. There is a laminated sign pasted up, black print on white paper, reads:
"PLEASE DONT ALLOW
ANYONE
TO HELP YOU OR
BE CLOSE TO YOU"

Like 19 June at 18:06 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Four different fonts, colors, and effects, a different one per line, a Clippy in both top right and bottom right. Text reads:

Born to say
"FUCK OFF"
Forced to say
Thanks! Please fins an updated
version attached.

19 June at 18:16 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Pyotr Kropotkin, a person with a large beard and small glasses wearing a slight smile.

Top text: IT'S BREADNESDAY
Bottomtext: MY DUDES

19 June at 18:59 | Open on infosec.exchange

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wish it were an n95 goose,
i guess surgical swan will have to do

19 June at 23:15 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot of two social media posts by pibblepunk:

Hey bro why did your healthbar just appear. Do you need to talk about somethin

Bro, don't front with me. I can hear your leitmotif

20 June at 5:57 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screen capture of a Home Alone film with John Heard as Peter McCallister and Catherine O'Hara as Kate McCallister, seated in large chairs, Kate mid-gasp as they realize something.

Top text: WE FORGOT
Bottom text: ABOUT DRE

20 June at 6:13 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panels.

First panel
Your Landlord:
"It's not me who's choosing to increase your rent. It's the market."
[picture of an older person with white hair, thin blue tie, white buttondown, stripe patterned blazer]

Second panel
The "market":
[same image, duplicated and tessellated to fill the frame with fourteen of them]

20 June at 17:17 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Clippy, a paperclip with eyes brought to life by eldrich magic, is saying something to you. Speech bubble reads:

It looks like you have failed to realise that you're sabotaging yourself. Worst part of it is that you know, yet you persist. Consciousness is a curse in disguise.

20 June at 17:22 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Previous meme, edited to replace Clippy with Matthew McConaughey as Rustin Cohle in True Detective (2014). A person with medium length hair, small clump of flyaways stylishly in front of their forehead, looking wearily out of frame, taking a long drag from a cigarette in tightly-pursed lips. Speech bubble still reads:

It looks like you have failed to realise that you're sabotaging yourself. Worst part of it is that you know, yet you persist. Consciousness is a curse in disguise.

20 June at 17:27 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. David Duchovny, a person wearing a dark blue v-neck over a black t-shirt, and black leather jacket, earpiece in left ear, looking at a CRT monitor.

Bottom text in subtitle yellow reads:
"Let's do some E-mailing."

26 June at 13:21 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Hello Kitty balloon with arms and legs, mostly deflated and touching the ground with its swept-back legs, as if struggling to walk or hovering wherever it's going, on a dirt path with a fence in the background painted alternatingly red and blue.

Top text reads:
Me on my way to make the vibe weird

26 June at 13:23 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. A person in summerwear walks along a well-trod forested trail. Neon letters floating in mid air six inches from their face:

ACCOUNTABILITY
FEELS LIKE AN ATTACK
WHEN YOU'RE
NOT READY TO
ACKNOWLEDGE
HOW YOUR BEHAVIOR
HARMS OTHERS

26 June at 13:27 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panel meme.

First panel:

Older person wearing a headscarf and an exasperated expression, eyes closed, mouth open.

Text to the right reads:
America is in
danger of
Fascism

Second panel:

Older person wearing a headscarf, right hand pointing at the reader, index finger outstretched, smiling expression.

Text to the right reads:
America has always
been fascist it's just
we've come to the
"and then they came
for you" bit.

26 June at 13:27 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post screenshot from trash jones @jzux

babe are you okay you’ve hardly touched your critical thinking skills

26 June at 13:30 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza in Seinfeld. Three horizontal panels, each show an older person with a moustache and curly hair seated at a kitchen table, one arm up to gesticulate while speaking.

Bottom text of each panel:

You got the A...
C...

another A...
and the B

That's facts.

26 June at 14:41 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post screenshot. Top post reads:

"By the power vested in me I now pronounce you... Blocked & deleted. You may now... Kiss my ass"

Second post is a comic-book Duke Nukem holding a pistol, terrible trigger discipline, a sloppily-drawn speech bubble leading up, implying you should read the first post in Jon St. John's Duke voice.

26 June at 14:43 | Open on infosec.exchange

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26 June at 14:50 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Small mammal with grey fur, possibly a raccoon, wearing sunglasses and leaning on something. Top text reads:

I accept CASH APOLOGIES ONLY.
Thats [sic] why its called
ACCOUNTABILITY...it goes into my
ACCOUNT

26 June at 14:54 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon of a USB drive and text.

Right side up USB drive > Wrong
Flipped over USB drive > Wrong
Flipped over again USB drive > Correct

An image of Missy Elliot dominates the entire right half of the image.

26 June at 15:02 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal Lecter, shown alone in the frame, from the chest up, wearing a rough institutional twill shirt, top button unbuttoned. Neutral face to slightly mirthful smile.

Bottom text reads:
you guys r giving me attention
which makes me happy so i'm
going to be annoying

26 June at 15:06 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Bunny with good trigger discipline, chin resting on a long barreled magnum revolver with wooden furniture.

Top text:
be soft
but be ready

26 June at 15:09 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Furby looking at a burning candle, tight focus.

Pink and purple text:
i am but a conduit

for nonsense

26 June at 15:13 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Homer throwing rocks out the window at Flanders, on the front lawn. Big rock in Homer's hand has the mastodon "Post" button overlaid on it. The bucket of rocks to Homer's left is labeled "MEMES"

26 June at 15:19 | Open on infosec.exchange

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last five years of logging into a website that requires users to set up MFA

and leaked all my healthcare data because their admins aren't required to set up MFA

26 June at 15:29 | Open on infosec.exchange

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cenobite-type makeup or figure, no gore

🖼

Still image. Person kissing a Hellraiser-style body-horror figure with no eyes or lips, maw wide open showing teeth and jaws. Kissing person is labeled "cool person showing genuine interest in me", other figure labeled "me, confused but grateful"

27 June at 18:24 | Open on infosec.exchange

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27 June at 18:28 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Book cover of a human face with the same image of the face replacing its eyes and mouth, top title:
THE WORLD WAS ALWAYS AWFUL
Bottom subtitle: A Guide to World History for People who romanticize the Past

27 June at 18:33 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Three social media posts by zoethebitch.

depression is kicking my ass lately ngl

where's that post about the klingon therapist need to hear that rn

asimovsideburns

Klingon therapist: the battle against mental illness cannot be won decisively. It is a long campaign against an enemy who never tires, whose forces swell to twice their size whenever you look away. Battle against a foe of such magnitude, who occupies your very mind... every moment you survive is a triumph against all odds. There is no more honorable combat.

27 June at 18:36 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon peach sticker that reads:
MY ANXIETY IS A DOOZY
BUT THIS ASS IS
HELLA JUICY

27 June at 18:46 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Multiple people sitting around a table playing cards, one person is about to throw down an incredible hand, cards raised above their head.

Cards are labeled:
EL PROBLEMA
ES EL CAPITALISMO

Person is labeled:
Yo

Table full of cards is labeled:
una conversación
casual

27 June at 19:02 | Open on infosec.exchange

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free reminder: if you find yourself in a situation where something is on the tracks and there's a train coming, get off the rails and run parallel/diagonal to the tracks toward the train. objects behave unpredictably when this magnitude of inertia is at play. one place they never go is a quarter mile against the direction of travel.

Still image. Two horizontal panels.

Long empty yellow schoolbus on traintracks labeled 'feeling fine'

Train smashing into bus and flinging it off the tracks labeled 'remembering'

27 June at 19:37 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Top text:
Going to be very hot this week. Stay
hydrated

Image of someone drinking the dog water from a can of vienna sausages.

27 June at 19:41 | Open on infosec.exchange

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it's Thursday afternoon and i fully support being double cheeked up

27 June at 20:31 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post from

liv
@_hiphoptalk

how u gonna be on the wrong side of history while it's repeating itself like bro ur failing an open note test
10:42 PM - 6/2/20

27 June at 21:29 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post by hungwy

*grabs your hand* no... WE'RE back on our bullshit

27 June at 21:30 | Open on infosec.exchange

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27 June at 21:33 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Color cartoon in watercolors, people in aprons washing dishes in a commercial kitchen. One person speaks to another, speech bubble reads:

I hate to be the one to break it to you kid, but - we're all heavily versed in esoteric wisdom and lore

27 June at 21:37 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Framed cross stitch with flowers in all corners that reads:

why do when
you can don't

27 June at 22:21 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot of what appears to be a TV show. Person with long hair and bangs holding a machine pistol with another person seated in the background, mid-clap.

Insert reads:

You can tell a lot about a
woman's mood just by her
hands.

For an example, if she is holding
a gun she's probably angry.

27 June at 22:24 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Black and white lineart of a little creature with huge eyes, maybe a cat.
Top text: OKAY WELL
Bottom text: OKAY SO I GUESS I WILL BASICALLY JUST SIT HERE AND LET THIS WASH OVER ME. OK

28 June at 3:19 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Person's hand holding half a brick behind them. Text overlay reads:
Yoooo come here
real quick

28 June at 3:20 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Corduroy, a cartoon stuffed bear in rough-hewn overalls. Text to the left reads:
unfortunately
the vibe is
continuing to
deteriorate

28 June at 3:23 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Deep fried meme with forced distortion, a large caliber bolt-action rifle with huge muzzle brake and bipod, sitting in a field.

Top text: REJECT MATERIALISM
Bottom text: EMBRACE ANTI-MATERIELISM

28 June at 3:32 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Piechart split in half, titled "Where is the thing?"

One half is labeled "Carelessly set down (I forget where)", the other "Deliberately put in a special place (I forget where)"

28 June at 3:56 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot from The Simpsons. Hans Moleman in a phonebooth being attacked by birds while calling for help.

Top text: I NEED THE SHITTIEST TAKE YOU HAVE
Bottom text: NO, THAT'S TOO SHITTY

28 June at 16:02 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot from Robocop (1987). Four people, whom we know from earlier in the film to be violent murderers, stand in a street scene, one holding a Sci-Fi rifle at low ready.

Bottom text reads:
lets get this helg snarted, boys

28 June at 16:07 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cross stitch in black thread, lineart of a cartoonish figure, their expression is flat, perhaps resigned, sitting atop a very pokey looking clutch of cactus.

Text reads: THIS TOO SHALL PASS

28 June at 16:57 | Open on infosec.exchange

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just realized that posting memes is basically pointing at a communication board and i'm going to go 'please lie down'

Still image. A communication board or symbol board for emergency medical personnel. Simple cartoon images of common feelings, states, and needs along with the English and Spanish words for them.

Such as:
Your name?
allergies
pregnant
Please lie down
bathroom
weapons
this won't hurt
drinking alcohol
your birthday?

28 June at 17:56 | Open on infosec.exchange

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the meaning changes radically depending on how meritocratic you believe corporations to be

Still image. Pink pixelart unicorn soaring with hearts around it.

If my dysfunction is so bad
how did i get to be
an executive at it

29 June at 1:11 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Deep fried meme of a person with grey hair wearing an apron and cooking at a stove, eyes laser red.

Closed Captioning style text, white on black background reads:
FAR LEFT EXTREMISTS
WANT YOU TO HAVE A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD
AND A FULL STOMACH

29 June at 1:19 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon rendering of characters from Hannibal (2013), Hugh Dancy as Will Graham wearing a black leotard and enormous pumpkin costume, complete with a gourd-stem yarmulke, Mads Mikkelsen as Dr. Hannibal Lecter wearing a costume of the iconic dangerously dull orange-handled "knife" from every kids' pumpkin carving kit, including pumpkin guts and seeds on the blade.

29 June at 1:24 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Four panel meme, top text:
REMEMBER WHAT YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR

Picture of rows and rows of mcmansions, picture of a 10+ lane highway clogged at sunset, picture of rows of funko pops, picture of elderly folks asleep in chairs in a group setting.

29 June at 3:00 | Open on infosec.exchange

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