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Still image. Social media post screenshot. Top post reads:

"By the power vested in me I now pronounce you... Blocked & deleted. You may now... Kiss my ass"

Second post is a comic-book Duke Nukem holding a pistol, terrible trigger discipline, a sloppily-drawn speech bubble leading up, implying you should read the first post in Jon St. John's Duke voice.

Like 26 June at 14:43 | Open on infosec.exchange

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26 June at 14:50 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Small mammal with grey fur, possibly a raccoon, wearing sunglasses and leaning on something. Top text reads:

I accept CASH APOLOGIES ONLY.
Thats [sic] why its called
ACCOUNTABILITY...it goes into my
ACCOUNT

26 June at 14:54 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon of a USB drive and text.

Right side up USB drive > Wrong
Flipped over USB drive > Wrong
Flipped over again USB drive > Correct

An image of Missy Elliot dominates the entire right half of the image.

26 June at 15:02 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal Lecter, shown alone in the frame, from the chest up, wearing a rough institutional twill shirt, top button unbuttoned. Neutral face to slightly mirthful smile.

Bottom text reads:
you guys r giving me attention
which makes me happy so i'm
going to be annoying

26 June at 15:06 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Bunny with good trigger discipline, chin resting on a long barreled magnum revolver with wooden furniture.

Top text:
be soft
but be ready

26 June at 15:09 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Furby looking at a burning candle, tight focus.

Pink and purple text:
i am but a conduit

for nonsense

26 June at 15:13 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Homer throwing rocks out the window at Flanders, on the front lawn. Big rock in Homer's hand has the mastodon "Post" button overlaid on it. The bucket of rocks to Homer's left is labeled "MEMES"

26 June at 15:19 | Open on infosec.exchange

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last five years of logging into a website that requires users to set up MFA

and leaked all my healthcare data because their admins aren't required to set up MFA

26 June at 15:29 | Open on infosec.exchange

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cenobite-type makeup or figure, no gore

🖼

Still image. Person kissing a Hellraiser-style body-horror figure with no eyes or lips, maw wide open showing teeth and jaws. Kissing person is labeled "cool person showing genuine interest in me", other figure labeled "me, confused but grateful"

27 June at 18:24 | Open on infosec.exchange

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27 June at 18:28 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Book cover of a human face with the same image of the face replacing its eyes and mouth, top title:
THE WORLD WAS ALWAYS AWFUL
Bottom subtitle: A Guide to World History for People who romanticize the Past

27 June at 18:33 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Three social media posts by zoethebitch.

depression is kicking my ass lately ngl

where's that post about the klingon therapist need to hear that rn

asimovsideburns

Klingon therapist: the battle against mental illness cannot be won decisively. It is a long campaign against an enemy who never tires, whose forces swell to twice their size whenever you look away. Battle against a foe of such magnitude, who occupies your very mind... every moment you survive is a triumph against all odds. There is no more honorable combat.

27 June at 18:36 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon peach sticker that reads:
MY ANXIETY IS A DOOZY
BUT THIS ASS IS
HELLA JUICY

27 June at 18:46 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Multiple people sitting around a table playing cards, one person is about to throw down an incredible hand, cards raised above their head.

Cards are labeled:
EL PROBLEMA
ES EL CAPITALISMO

Person is labeled:
Yo

Table full of cards is labeled:
una conversación
casual

27 June at 19:02 | Open on infosec.exchange

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free reminder: if you find yourself in a situation where something is on the tracks and there's a train coming, get off the rails and run parallel/diagonal to the tracks toward the train. objects behave unpredictably when this magnitude of inertia is at play. one place they never go is a quarter mile against the direction of travel.

Still image. Two horizontal panels.

Long empty yellow schoolbus on traintracks labeled 'feeling fine'

Train smashing into bus and flinging it off the tracks labeled 'remembering'

27 June at 19:37 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Top text:
Going to be very hot this week. Stay
hydrated

Image of someone drinking the dog water from a can of vienna sausages.

27 June at 19:41 | Open on infosec.exchange

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it's Thursday afternoon and i fully support being double cheeked up

27 June at 20:31 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post from

liv
@_hiphoptalk

how u gonna be on the wrong side of history while it's repeating itself like bro ur failing an open note test
10:42 PM - 6/2/20

27 June at 21:29 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post by hungwy

*grabs your hand* no... WE'RE back on our bullshit

27 June at 21:30 | Open on infosec.exchange

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27 June at 21:33 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Color cartoon in watercolors, people in aprons washing dishes in a commercial kitchen. One person speaks to another, speech bubble reads:

I hate to be the one to break it to you kid, but - we're all heavily versed in esoteric wisdom and lore

27 June at 21:37 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Framed cross stitch with flowers in all corners that reads:

why do when
you can don't

27 June at 22:21 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot of what appears to be a TV show. Person with long hair and bangs holding a machine pistol with another person seated in the background, mid-clap.

Insert reads:

You can tell a lot about a
woman's mood just by her
hands.

For an example, if she is holding
a gun she's probably angry.

27 June at 22:24 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Black and white lineart of a little creature with huge eyes, maybe a cat.
Top text: OKAY WELL
Bottom text: OKAY SO I GUESS I WILL BASICALLY JUST SIT HERE AND LET THIS WASH OVER ME. OK

28 June at 3:19 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Person's hand holding half a brick behind them. Text overlay reads:
Yoooo come here
real quick

28 June at 3:20 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Corduroy, a cartoon stuffed bear in rough-hewn overalls. Text to the left reads:
unfortunately
the vibe is
continuing to
deteriorate

28 June at 3:23 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Deep fried meme with forced distortion, a large caliber bolt-action rifle with huge muzzle brake and bipod, sitting in a field.

Top text: REJECT MATERIALISM
Bottom text: EMBRACE ANTI-MATERIELISM

28 June at 3:32 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Piechart split in half, titled "Where is the thing?"

One half is labeled "Carelessly set down (I forget where)", the other "Deliberately put in a special place (I forget where)"

28 June at 3:56 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot from The Simpsons. Hans Moleman in a phonebooth being attacked by birds while calling for help.

Top text: I NEED THE SHITTIEST TAKE YOU HAVE
Bottom text: NO, THAT'S TOO SHITTY

28 June at 16:02 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot from Robocop (1987). Four people, whom we know from earlier in the film to be violent murderers, stand in a street scene, one holding a Sci-Fi rifle at low ready.

Bottom text reads:
lets get this helg snarted, boys

28 June at 16:07 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cross stitch in black thread, lineart of a cartoonish figure, their expression is flat, perhaps resigned, sitting atop a very pokey looking clutch of cactus.

Text reads: THIS TOO SHALL PASS

28 June at 16:57 | Open on infosec.exchange

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just realized that posting memes is basically pointing at a communication board and i'm going to go 'please lie down'

Still image. A communication board or symbol board for emergency medical personnel. Simple cartoon images of common feelings, states, and needs along with the English and Spanish words for them.

Such as:
Your name?
allergies
pregnant
Please lie down
bathroom
weapons
this won't hurt
drinking alcohol
your birthday?

28 June at 17:56 | Open on infosec.exchange

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the meaning changes radically depending on how meritocratic you believe corporations to be

Still image. Pink pixelart unicorn soaring with hearts around it.

If my dysfunction is so bad
how did i get to be
an executive at it

29 June at 1:11 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Deep fried meme of a person with grey hair wearing an apron and cooking at a stove, eyes laser red.

Closed Captioning style text, white on black background reads:
FAR LEFT EXTREMISTS
WANT YOU TO HAVE A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD
AND A FULL STOMACH

29 June at 1:19 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon rendering of characters from Hannibal (2013), Hugh Dancy as Will Graham wearing a black leotard and enormous pumpkin costume, complete with a gourd-stem yarmulke, Mads Mikkelsen as Dr. Hannibal Lecter wearing a costume of the iconic dangerously dull orange-handled "knife" from every kids' pumpkin carving kit, including pumpkin guts and seeds on the blade.

29 June at 1:24 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Four panel meme, top text:
REMEMBER WHAT YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR

Picture of rows and rows of mcmansions, picture of a 10+ lane highway clogged at sunset, picture of rows of funko pops, picture of elderly folks asleep in chairs in a group setting.

29 June at 3:00 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Social media post from ommanyte

how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while | reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit | have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on

29 June at 3:03 | Open on infosec.exchange

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29 June at 3:07 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Black and white line art of a person offscreen holding giant scissors to someone's wings. Bottom text reads:

how it feels to not say weird stuff

29 June at 3:19 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Blurry american flag background with a cartoon eagle in a suit with a smirk, speech bubble reads:
Oh, you hate America?
Well then, why don't you try moving to [INSERT COUNTRY RAVAGED BY U.S. INTERVENTION] and then get back to me, kay bud?

29 June at 17:40 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Fuzzy blown-out photo of a little kitty that looks like it's standing up, its teeny face and eyes downcast.
Text reads:
SORRY FOR
romantising maladaptive
coping
strategies
it's a maladaptive
coping strategy

29 June at 17:47 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cross stitch of Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, a person-height animate milkshake with yellow hands and pink straw. Text reads:
I AM
30 OR 40
YEARS OLD
AND I DO NOT
NEED THIS

1 July at 18:28 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Person in warsaw pact pattern fatigues looking down in reverence. Bottom text reads:
The kind Vladimir Ilyich would
have shot everybody here.

1 July at 18:31 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Tom & Jerry, a cartoon cat and mouse, both bedraggled, with 5-oclock shadows and bloodshot eyes, sitting on the traintracks, looking down.

2 July at 0:24 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screen capture of Ramiel from Neon Genesis Evangelion, a giant octahedron, except its surfaces are covered with the 😠 emoji.

2 July at 0:54 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Meme with two horizontal panels. Top panel is a screenshot from Reservoir Dogs (1992), Michael Madsen, Harvey Keitel, and Steve Buscemi in white shirts, black suits, and medium/skinny ties. They're all smiling and looking down, the shot is from the inside of a car trunk, with the door in the edge of the frame. Second panel is a car trunk full of small, fuzzy, smiling dogs.

2 July at 1:06 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image, cartoon. Hungry small dinosaur ("Me") about to chomp down on a five-sided leaf ("Food that'll make my stomach hurt later").

2 July at 16:44 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Sensitive content

non-graphic, obliteration

2 July at 18:54 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. One of the actors from Friends, wearing a purple v-neck sweater, white face make up, green tinted hair, broad red painted mouth, black-circled eyes, pointing backward with their thumb.

Text reads:
Get a load
Of this Society

3 July at 17:43 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cut sticker that reads
[upside down] "So much for the tolerant left."
-Benito Mussolini April 28, 1945

3 July at 17:45 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Anime person wearing a black bustier with white fringe, white cloak, dithered blue hair, black sunglasses, mouth open.

Speech bubble reads:
THAT WASN'T VERY CASH MONEY OF YOU

3 July at 20:30 | Open on infosec.exchange

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