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it's Thursday afternoon and i fully support being double cheeked up

Like 27 June at 20:31 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post from

liv
@_hiphoptalk

how u gonna be on the wrong side of history while it's repeating itself like bro ur failing an open note test
10:42 PM - 6/2/20

27 June at 21:29 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post by hungwy

*grabs your hand* no... WE'RE back on our bullshit

27 June at 21:30 | Open on infosec.exchange

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27 June at 21:33 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Color cartoon in watercolors, people in aprons washing dishes in a commercial kitchen. One person speaks to another, speech bubble reads:

I hate to be the one to break it to you kid, but - we're all heavily versed in esoteric wisdom and lore

27 June at 21:37 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Framed cross stitch with flowers in all corners that reads:

why do when
you can don't

27 June at 22:21 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot of what appears to be a TV show. Person with long hair and bangs holding a machine pistol with another person seated in the background, mid-clap.

Insert reads:

You can tell a lot about a
woman's mood just by her
hands.

For an example, if she is holding
a gun she's probably angry.

27 June at 22:24 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Black and white lineart of a little creature with huge eyes, maybe a cat.
Top text: OKAY WELL
Bottom text: OKAY SO I GUESS I WILL BASICALLY JUST SIT HERE AND LET THIS WASH OVER ME. OK

28 June at 3:19 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Person's hand holding half a brick behind them. Text overlay reads:
Yoooo come here
real quick

28 June at 3:20 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Corduroy, a cartoon stuffed bear in rough-hewn overalls. Text to the left reads:
unfortunately
the vibe is
continuing to
deteriorate

28 June at 3:23 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Deep fried meme with forced distortion, a large caliber bolt-action rifle with huge muzzle brake and bipod, sitting in a field.

Top text: REJECT MATERIALISM
Bottom text: EMBRACE ANTI-MATERIELISM

28 June at 3:32 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Piechart split in half, titled "Where is the thing?"

One half is labeled "Carelessly set down (I forget where)", the other "Deliberately put in a special place (I forget where)"

28 June at 3:56 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot from The Simpsons. Hans Moleman in a phonebooth being attacked by birds while calling for help.

Top text: I NEED THE SHITTIEST TAKE YOU HAVE
Bottom text: NO, THAT'S TOO SHITTY

28 June at 16:02 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot from Robocop (1987). Four people, whom we know from earlier in the film to be violent murderers, stand in a street scene, one holding a Sci-Fi rifle at low ready.

Bottom text reads:
lets get this helg snarted, boys

28 June at 16:07 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cross stitch in black thread, lineart of a cartoonish figure, their expression is flat, perhaps resigned, sitting atop a very pokey looking clutch of cactus.

Text reads: THIS TOO SHALL PASS

28 June at 16:57 | Open on infosec.exchange

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just realized that posting memes is basically pointing at a communication board and i'm going to go 'please lie down'

Still image. A communication board or symbol board for emergency medical personnel. Simple cartoon images of common feelings, states, and needs along with the English and Spanish words for them.

Such as:
Your name?
allergies
pregnant
Please lie down
bathroom
weapons
this won't hurt
drinking alcohol
your birthday?

28 June at 17:56 | Open on infosec.exchange

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the meaning changes radically depending on how meritocratic you believe corporations to be

Still image. Pink pixelart unicorn soaring with hearts around it.

If my dysfunction is so bad
how did i get to be
an executive at it

29 June at 1:11 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Deep fried meme of a person with grey hair wearing an apron and cooking at a stove, eyes laser red.

Closed Captioning style text, white on black background reads:
FAR LEFT EXTREMISTS
WANT YOU TO HAVE A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD
AND A FULL STOMACH

29 June at 1:19 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon rendering of characters from Hannibal (2013), Hugh Dancy as Will Graham wearing a black leotard and enormous pumpkin costume, complete with a gourd-stem yarmulke, Mads Mikkelsen as Dr. Hannibal Lecter wearing a costume of the iconic dangerously dull orange-handled "knife" from every kids' pumpkin carving kit, including pumpkin guts and seeds on the blade.

29 June at 1:24 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Four panel meme, top text:
REMEMBER WHAT YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR

Picture of rows and rows of mcmansions, picture of a 10+ lane highway clogged at sunset, picture of rows of funko pops, picture of elderly folks asleep in chairs in a group setting.

29 June at 3:00 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Social media post from ommanyte

how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while | reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit | have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on

29 June at 3:03 | Open on infosec.exchange

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29 June at 3:07 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Black and white line art of a person offscreen holding giant scissors to someone's wings. Bottom text reads:

how it feels to not say weird stuff

29 June at 3:19 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Blurry american flag background with a cartoon eagle in a suit with a smirk, speech bubble reads:
Oh, you hate America?
Well then, why don't you try moving to [INSERT COUNTRY RAVAGED BY U.S. INTERVENTION] and then get back to me, kay bud?

29 June at 17:40 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Fuzzy blown-out photo of a little kitty that looks like it's standing up, its teeny face and eyes downcast.
Text reads:
SORRY FOR
romantising maladaptive
coping
strategies
it's a maladaptive
coping strategy

29 June at 17:47 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cross stitch of Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, a person-height animate milkshake with yellow hands and pink straw. Text reads:
I AM
30 OR 40
YEARS OLD
AND I DO NOT
NEED THIS

1 July at 18:28 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Person in warsaw pact pattern fatigues looking down in reverence. Bottom text reads:
The kind Vladimir Ilyich would
have shot everybody here.

1 July at 18:31 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Tom & Jerry, a cartoon cat and mouse, both bedraggled, with 5-oclock shadows and bloodshot eyes, sitting on the traintracks, looking down.

2 July at 0:24 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screen capture of Ramiel from Neon Genesis Evangelion, a giant octahedron, except its surfaces are covered with the 😠 emoji.

2 July at 0:54 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Meme with two horizontal panels. Top panel is a screenshot from Reservoir Dogs (1992), Michael Madsen, Harvey Keitel, and Steve Buscemi in white shirts, black suits, and medium/skinny ties. They're all smiling and looking down, the shot is from the inside of a car trunk, with the door in the edge of the frame. Second panel is a car trunk full of small, fuzzy, smiling dogs.

2 July at 1:06 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image, cartoon. Hungry small dinosaur ("Me") about to chomp down on a five-sided leaf ("Food that'll make my stomach hurt later").

2 July at 16:44 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Sensitive content

non-graphic, obliteration

2 July at 18:54 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. One of the actors from Friends, wearing a purple v-neck sweater, white face make up, green tinted hair, broad red painted mouth, black-circled eyes, pointing backward with their thumb.

Text reads:
Get a load
Of this Society

3 July at 17:43 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cut sticker that reads
[upside down] "So much for the tolerant left."
-Benito Mussolini April 28, 1945

3 July at 17:45 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Anime person wearing a black bustier with white fringe, white cloak, dithered blue hair, black sunglasses, mouth open.

Speech bubble reads:
THAT WASN'T VERY CASH MONEY OF YOU

3 July at 20:30 | Open on infosec.exchange

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4 July at 0:23 | Open on infosec.exchange

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4 July at 6:46 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media screenshot, post by esperbuddy:

i am not a religious person........ but if you're out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[69,542 notes]

5 July at 12:28 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Close up of the middle trunk, head, and front paws of a hyrax. A brown friend-shaped animal with a short snout, teeny ears, and thick deer-like fur. Its little pink tongue is sticking out.

5 July at 14:49 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot of a message from Joshua:

My friend that works at Lockheed Martin had a group of Japanese defense representatives touring the plant. While on lunch he heard them arguing over whether King of the Hill is better subbed or dubbed. One even said "Japanese doesn't express the essence of the characters like English does" this basically confirms that King of the Hill is in fact Texas anime.

5 July at 15:15 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Bright, low-poly, colorful figures with short statements next to them.

Blue bubble with bubble pink limbs, drooling, red cap:
"I HOPE THAT, TO YOU, I AM NOT ONLY A DRIBBLING CRETIN"

Green figure with pronounced ears holding up a huge gold coin:
"BUT ALSO A SILLY LITTLE GOOBER"

Sad loaf-shaped dog (or dog-shaped loaf), crying, wearing a propeller beanie:
"AND ALSO A TRAGIC WASTE OF POTENTIAL"

6 July at 0:20 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post from feliz-navidad:

"What if my friends secretly hate me?"

What if they pray for you before bed? What if they hear a song come on and it makes them immediately think of you? What if when times are hard for them, they close their eyes and think of the memories they've shared with you? What if they study your face closely to see how you're feeling? What if they listen to your stories? What if they smile when you text them first? What if

6 July at 17:49 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Orange cat looking down at the camera.
Top text:
DOES ANYONE KNOW IF WE HAVE TO keep going
Bottom text:
TOMORROW

6 July at 19:19 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Castlevania Dracula with Aqua Teen Carl's face.

Top text reads:

"Stay outta my friggin castle"

7 July at 21:55 | Open on infosec.exchange

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management comes to help

7 July at 22:06 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Dark figure in an enormous hat, frayed billowing cloak, triple chain belt, faming sword, and horned hellhound at their side.

Top text: Don't ask me "wyd"
Bottom text: you know i'm at home deteriorating

11 July at 19:25 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Ricky from Trailer Park Boys, a person wearing a houndstooth pattern graphic shirt, neck chain, goatee, carefully trimmed sideburns down to the jawline, and medium pompadour, standing in a mobile home kitchen, speaking.

Text reads:
i don't think it's a big deal but
according to the police it is

11 July at 19:27 | Open on infosec.exchange

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11 July at 19:30 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot of social media post, reads:

"My ideal morning: I wake up, get out of bed, get into another bigger bed that is warmer and softer, and fall asleep"

11 July at 21:53 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Epic handshake meme. Two muscular arms intertwined in an arm-wrestling pose. One arm is labeled "fundies", the other "trust fundies". The hands clasped are labeled "fascism".

13 July at 6:09 | Open on infosec.exchange

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sniffymayo

Still image. hellmann's advertisement showing a person spraying mayonnaisal spray in their nose.

Bottom text: For when you're breathing a little too easy...

13 July at 20:10 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon cutie tiny bunny in a meadow holding a small yellow flower, wearing a yellow shirt and red overalls. Text reads:
i hope our names are touching on the watch list

14 July at 2:06 | Open on infosec.exchange

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