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Still image. hellmann's advertisement showing a person spraying mayonnaisal spray in their nose.

Bottom text: For when you're breathing a little too easy...

Like 13 July at 20:10 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon cutie tiny bunny in a meadow holding a small yellow flower, wearing a yellow shirt and red overalls. Text reads:
i hope our names are touching on the watch list

14 July at 2:06 | Open on infosec.exchange

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14 July at 2:56 | Open on infosec.exchange

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i can't tell if this is going to do psychic damage or not

Still image. The Office "tell the difference meme". Two horizontal panels.

First panel is a person presenting two items, one on each hand. Left hand: jean jacket with a bunch of pins, right hand: screenshot of mastodon "📌Pinned post" icon. Text reads: "Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture."

Second panel: Pam, seated against an office background. Neutral, slightly smiling expression. No text.

15 July at 22:11 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post by Jon Stone @joncstone:

One reason people insist that you use the proper channels to change things is because they have control of the proper channels and they're confident it won't work

15 July at 23:08 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Ray from Trailer Park Boys. A person standing outdoors, leaning on a post, squinting, wearing a twill work shirt, collar turned up, loose bolo tie.

Top text: If you can't handle me when I'm broke, you don't deserve me when I got 60 bucks.

15 July at 23:37 | Open on infosec.exchange

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six or fewer inches of sangweech

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Still image. Subway sandwich meme. Cold cuts on a submarine sandwich with turkey, ham, peppers, red onion, tomato, and lettuce. Branded soft drink cup in background.
Text reads:
Liberal Analysis BE LIKE
"These individual corporations/politicians are so corrupt"

Darling what YOU call corruption
is the system working as
intended. It's a feature, not a bug

15 July at 23:54 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Oops! All Saṃsāra

Still image. Fake choices cow meme. Cartoon cow stands in front of what appears to them to be two separate paths, one signposted with images symbolizing health, nutrition, strength, and touching grass. The other shows candies, drugs, pornhub, and league of legends.

From the viewer's vantage, we can see both paths lead to the same end: the wheel of life, the karmic cycle.

16 July at 0:03 | Open on infosec.exchange

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drugs, drip, almost wishing for a nuke-u-lar winter

reidyanimation slaps

17 July at 2:58 | Open on infosec.exchange

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20 July at 4:02 | Open on infosec.exchange

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stop it with this zerohedge bullshit.

Still image. Chart labeled "Is truncating the Y-axis dishonest?

Scale of 90 - 100 on y axis, labeled Percent of respondents", top 5 in red, "NO", bottom 5 (and the other 90%) in blue "YES".

22 July at 21:41 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screen capture from Home Movies (1999). Animated single frame, simplistic angular background depicting bleachers on an outdoor field. Brendon Small, a child, is holding a ball and looking at Coach John McGuirk, whose mouth is open mid-speech and left eye and eyebrow are slightly cocked. They are both seated on the bleachers.

Top text reads:
brendon, do you know what commodity fetishism is? sounds fun right, kinda kinky? i thought it was a sex thing, youll understand when youre older. anyways i thought it sounded fun so googled it. i ended up reading all night. are you a communist brendon? i think im a communist now.

23 July at 21:24 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Street scene of a storefront on the bottom floor of a brick building. Awning reads 'pizzashop.com', there is a medium sized dog seated pensively in front of the shoppe.

Bottom text: These live action reboots have gone too far

25 July at 0:27 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post by PandaDog 🚩🏴

"why don't you ever attack Republicans?"

i'm punching right, baby. tell the Democrats to stop standing there.

25 July at 14:44 | Open on infosec.exchange

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feel free to redeploy on dips

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Still image. Verdant valley with dramatic hot brown hills, low lying scrub, azure sky, and a few fluffy clouds.
Top text: You are enough.
Bottom text: We don't need more of you.

28 July at 23:34 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Emoji wearing sunglasses, thumb and forefinger on frame.

Top text: they hate to see me win
Bottom text: good thing i don't

29 July at 0:32 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot, social media post from @taylr

2x2 grid, images of mcmansions, wide streets, and subdivisions. text overlaid on each:

turn back

this is no place of honor

no esteemed deed is commemorated here

what is here is dangerous and repulsive to us

29 July at 0:51 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Graphic novel representation of Charles Xavier from X Men, face replaced with DMX'.

Top text: Professor DMX
Bottom text: Y'ALL GON' MAKE ME USE MY MIND

31 July at 0:15 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon cutaway / cross section of the regions of a brain.

Top text:
Sometimes I wonder what goes on in that head of yours...

Brain regions have the names of Simpsons bits on them, such as:
Tramampoline! Trambopoline!
Dental Plan
Lisa Needs Braces
The Goggles Do Nothin
Sex Cauldron?

31 July at 14:36 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two horizontal panel meme. Two Spongebob characters labeled 'america' and 'Mongolia' half-heartedly shaking each other's limbs/hands/claws.

Second panel shows their limbs zoomed in, reddened image, now labeled '0 medals in shooting' and '0 medals in archery'.

2 August at 22:08 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Yuen Qiu as Landlady in Kung Fu Hustle (2004) dressed as Yusuf Dikec, the Turkish olympic shooter whose casual and unbothered stance garnered meme attention, wearing curlers, cigarette in the corner of their mouth, holding a pink flipflop in place of a firearm.

3 August at 16:48 | Open on infosec.exchange

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maybe save for later

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Still image. Aquarium wall with a laminated sheet showing a picture of a pufferfish, reading "Can You Find Me?".

Pufferfish slightly to the right of the paste-up, with a facial expression humans would probably code as inquisitive or playful.

4 August at 21:22 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image, social media post.

Al Kennedy
@housetoastonish
Comics kids, please also bear in mind that when Nazis turned up at the Marvel offices talking a big game about how they wanted to see the guys that made Captain America comics, Jack Kirby went straight down into the street with the intention of beating the living hell out of them

chaotic bob ross @_fetusfilets_2d
hey edm kids: punk at one point had a nazi problem, wanna know how they cleared a lot of them out? they put the nazi's physical safety in jeopardy every time they came to shows. and it worked

13 August at 1:48 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Dark movie poster for The Crow, face replaced with the cheerful countenance of Crow T. Robot holding what appears to be a mossberg 12 gauge shotgun.

15 August at 21:40 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Black and white lineart. A horse smoking a cigarette or doob, wearing a blanket across its whole body. The blanket reads:
DON'T GIVE UP
YOU CAN CUSS
THE WHOLE TIME
JUST DONT GIVE UP

15 August at 21:44 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Martin Prince and Bart Simpson tack up posters for their own school president campaigns.

Martin's says: A VOTE FOR BART IS A VOTE FOR ANARCHY!
Bart's says: A VOTE FOR BART IS A VOTE FOR ANARCHY!

It's a book cover for Friedrich Nietzsche's
On the Genealogy of Morals

15 August at 21:53 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Person in leg irons trailing a chain to an ooey gooey grilled cheese that's smoking or steaming.

Top text:
Prisoner to desires.

15 August at 21:55 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post.

papa serf: food repairman
@chairman_maiow

Sorry we can't possibly house the homeless, we have to build fake cities for police to practice killing you. I'm sure you understand.

15 August at 22:00 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post.

@argumate
but monsterfuckers, have you considered that humans are the real monsters

@geekandmisandry
Stop trying to make me fuck humans, it is gross and I won't

18 August at 16:21 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image.
Top text: Kadyrov Rolls "Worst Technical Ever"
Image of Ramzan Kadyrov, war criminal and totalitarian head of the Chechen Republic, side by side with a stretched image of the tesla cybertruck he thanked elon musk for sending him. It's being dispatched to russia's "special military operation" Ukranian invasion, according to his post on telegram.
Bottom text: Asked to Leave Chechnya

21 August at 18:52 | Open on infosec.exchange

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22 August at 1:47 | Open on infosec.exchange

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mention of death, non graphic

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Still image. Jason Alexander as George Costanza in Seinfeld, holding a sandwich, looking offscreen.

Bottom text:
I lived my whole life in shame.
Why die with dignity?

22 August at 2:21 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Fantasy wizard, long white beard, dark pastels, hand outstretched conjuring some sparkly energy.

Top text
I CAST

Bottom text
SCHEDULING CONFLICT

22 August at 2:22 | Open on infosec.exchange

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me and who
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24 August at 16:11 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post.

hi @MITSKISUS
John Wilkes Booth:

tate @octatate.
girl i fucking hate linkedin

25 August at 13:30 | Open on infosec.exchange

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25 August at 16:08 | Open on infosec.exchange

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30 August at 11:59 | Open on infosec.exchange

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‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎chmod ‎
‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎ 777
‎and other labors
[ Aleister Crowley ]
‎ ‎‎for sysadmins

Still image. Black and white lineart, book cover, of likely orientalized Egyptian-coded iconography. Title in middle:

chmod
777
и другие труды
Алистера Кроули
для сисадминов

chmod
777
and other labors
Aleister Crowley
for sysadmins

30 August at 14:24 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. "We doin' triangles?" meme. Person wearing a hardhat, !? floating above their head, standing in front of a machine that outputs to a conveyor belt. There are multiple large, blue, round tins of royal dansk Danish butter cookies on the belt. the first two are stuffed with thread, needles, pincushions, and sewing notions. The third has actual cookies, the next is back to sewing supplies.

2 September at 18:48 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panels. Final boss fight of Fallout 2 (1998), giant powersuited Frank Horrigan, secret service agent, in the foyer of the Poseidon Oil offshore platform that serves as the headquarters of the Enclave.

Bottom panel: Turkish olympic shooter Yusuf Dikeç, a person with short salt and pepper hair, clean shaven, wearing squarish glasses, aiming down the sights of a pistol in commander-stance one-armed shooting, wearing a bright blue shirt with a yellow collar and placket.

4 September at 15:36 | Open on infosec.exchange

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5 September at 14:16 | Open on infosec.exchange

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mazda molding reuleaux triangles into every part of the rx-8

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Still image. Orange fluffy cat sitting on it's butt next to a kitty-face food bowl that has crispies in it arranged in the shape of a kitty face.

5 September at 18:46 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon, four panels of the same person showing various hand signs.

Top left: one hand up
Top right: one OK symbol and one hand up
Bottom left: two OK symbols up
Bottom right: one hand up, OK symbol laying down

6 September at 13:17 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image, screenshot. Windows XP wallpaper, old Internet explorer window with a broken image, URL is geocities.com/Kingofkings

Black page with white text:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

6 September at 13:19 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Multicolor pyramid chart.

kitchenaid stand mixer } self-fulfillment needs
forehead kiss in the grocery store, library card } Psychological needs
lush biodiverse woodlands, 4-5 meals/day } Basic needs

6 September at 13:21 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Person standing in front of a black M class mercedes SUV, hands together, amber-fingered dawn in back ground.

Top text:
Shout out to Forgetting fr 🤞🏾

Bottom text:
I don't remember

6 September at 13:23 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Poster for The Little Rascals, modified with the faces of Pedro Pascal in every role except the dog. The title now says The Little Pascals.

6 September at 13:25 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon of a mouse in overalls, yelling, arms up, I think from Give a Mouse a Cookie.

Text:
Please give a bitch a break
I work very hard
I'm trying my best
I'm so tired all the goddamn time

6 September at 13:27 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post.

Zach Dunn
@zachbdunn
One thing I hate is when you're shooting an energy beam at your enemy and they shoot a beam right back at your beam except their beam is slightly more powerful so it steadily gets closer and closer

maplebungus
can't relate because my beams are powerful. get well soon

ndiecity
you're part of the problem

6 September at 13:29 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Bathroom graffiti on tile in marker and pen.

Central tile (presumably original statement): gary likes bugs
Other notes around it: gary sounds cool!! yeah gary. i support gary

6 September at 13:32 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon headstone with flowers, I think from Spongebob. Instead of a name there is an excerpt from XKCD #2347, "Dependency". A small vertical bar supporting a huge structure. In the original comic, it's labeled "A PROJECT SOME RANDOM PERSON IN NEBRASKA HAS BEEN THANKLESSLY MAINTAINING SINCE 2003"

6 September at 13:34 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Small white bunny with a pink bow drinking water out of a blue and white dish.

Top text:
please understand i am not joking
when i say im divinely protected and
your life will fall apart if you wrong me

6 September at 13:38 | Open on infosec.exchange

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