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Still image. Social media post.

papa serf: food repairman
@chairman_maiow

Sorry we can't possibly house the homeless, we have to build fake cities for police to practice killing you. I'm sure you understand.

Like 15 August at 22:00 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post.

@argumate
but monsterfuckers, have you considered that humans are the real monsters

@geekandmisandry
Stop trying to make me fuck humans, it is gross and I won't

18 August at 16:21 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image.
Top text: Kadyrov Rolls "Worst Technical Ever"
Image of Ramzan Kadyrov, war criminal and totalitarian head of the Chechen Republic, side by side with a stretched image of the tesla cybertruck he thanked elon musk for sending him. It's being dispatched to russia's "special military operation" Ukranian invasion, according to his post on telegram.
Bottom text: Asked to Leave Chechnya

21 August at 18:52 | Open on infosec.exchange

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22 August at 1:47 | Open on infosec.exchange

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mention of death, non graphic

🖼

Still image. Jason Alexander as George Costanza in Seinfeld, holding a sandwich, looking offscreen.

Bottom text:
I lived my whole life in shame.
Why die with dignity?

22 August at 2:21 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Fantasy wizard, long white beard, dark pastels, hand outstretched conjuring some sparkly energy.

Top text
I CAST

Bottom text
SCHEDULING CONFLICT

22 August at 2:22 | Open on infosec.exchange

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me and who
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24 August at 16:11 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post.

hi @MITSKISUS
John Wilkes Booth:

tate @octatate.
girl i fucking hate linkedin

25 August at 13:30 | Open on infosec.exchange

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25 August at 16:08 | Open on infosec.exchange

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30 August at 11:59 | Open on infosec.exchange

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‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎chmod ‎
‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎ 777
‎and other labors
[ Aleister Crowley ]
‎ ‎‎for sysadmins

Still image. Black and white lineart, book cover, of likely orientalized Egyptian-coded iconography. Title in middle:

chmod
777
и другие труды
Алистера Кроули
для сисадминов

chmod
777
and other labors
Aleister Crowley
for sysadmins

30 August at 14:24 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. "We doin' triangles?" meme. Person wearing a hardhat, !? floating above their head, standing in front of a machine that outputs to a conveyor belt. There are multiple large, blue, round tins of royal dansk Danish butter cookies on the belt. the first two are stuffed with thread, needles, pincushions, and sewing notions. The third has actual cookies, the next is back to sewing supplies.

2 September at 18:48 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panels. Final boss fight of Fallout 2 (1998), giant powersuited Frank Horrigan, secret service agent, in the foyer of the Poseidon Oil offshore platform that serves as the headquarters of the Enclave.

Bottom panel: Turkish olympic shooter Yusuf Dikeç, a person with short salt and pepper hair, clean shaven, wearing squarish glasses, aiming down the sights of a pistol in commander-stance one-armed shooting, wearing a bright blue shirt with a yellow collar and placket.

4 September at 15:36 | Open on infosec.exchange

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5 September at 14:16 | Open on infosec.exchange

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mazda molding reuleaux triangles into every part of the rx-8

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Still image. Orange fluffy cat sitting on it's butt next to a kitty-face food bowl that has crispies in it arranged in the shape of a kitty face.

5 September at 18:46 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon, four panels of the same person showing various hand signs.

Top left: one hand up
Top right: one OK symbol and one hand up
Bottom left: two OK symbols up
Bottom right: one hand up, OK symbol laying down

6 September at 13:17 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image, screenshot. Windows XP wallpaper, old Internet explorer window with a broken image, URL is geocities.com/Kingofkings

Black page with white text:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

6 September at 13:19 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Multicolor pyramid chart.

kitchenaid stand mixer } self-fulfillment needs
forehead kiss in the grocery store, library card } Psychological needs
lush biodiverse woodlands, 4-5 meals/day } Basic needs

6 September at 13:21 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Person standing in front of a black M class mercedes SUV, hands together, amber-fingered dawn in back ground.

Top text:
Shout out to Forgetting fr 🤞🏾

Bottom text:
I don't remember

6 September at 13:23 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Poster for The Little Rascals, modified with the faces of Pedro Pascal in every role except the dog. The title now says The Little Pascals.

6 September at 13:25 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon of a mouse in overalls, yelling, arms up, I think from Give a Mouse a Cookie.

Text:
Please give a bitch a break
I work very hard
I'm trying my best
I'm so tired all the goddamn time

6 September at 13:27 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post.

Zach Dunn
@zachbdunn
One thing I hate is when you're shooting an energy beam at your enemy and they shoot a beam right back at your beam except their beam is slightly more powerful so it steadily gets closer and closer

maplebungus
can't relate because my beams are powerful. get well soon

ndiecity
you're part of the problem

6 September at 13:29 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Bathroom graffiti on tile in marker and pen.

Central tile (presumably original statement): gary likes bugs
Other notes around it: gary sounds cool!! yeah gary. i support gary

6 September at 13:32 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon headstone with flowers, I think from Spongebob. Instead of a name there is an excerpt from XKCD #2347, "Dependency". A small vertical bar supporting a huge structure. In the original comic, it's labeled "A PROJECT SOME RANDOM PERSON IN NEBRASKA HAS BEEN THANKLESSLY MAINTAINING SINCE 2003"

6 September at 13:34 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Small white bunny with a pink bow drinking water out of a blue and white dish.

Top text:
please understand i am not joking
when i say im divinely protected and
your life will fall apart if you wrong me

6 September at 13:38 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Harried, frazzled person blowing air out of their mouth, juggling two phone handsets over a pile of binders and folders.

WORK ADDICTS BE LIKE

BRO I'M NOT ADDICTED BRO I JUST NEED TO GO THERE EVERY DAY OR I LOSE MY HOUSE AND STARVE TO DEATH

6 September at 13:40 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. SMS conversation.

What if Oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

I hate you

6 September at 13:43 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post.

bewbin
in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

reallycoolsoup
I could convince Joe Rogan that this is real

6 September at 13:45 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Text quote next to a planetary shot of the Earth wearing a gasmask with a hose.

TO LOOK AT PEOPLE IN CAPITALIST SOCIETY AND CONCLUDE THAT HUMAN NATURE IS EGOISM, IS LIKE LOOKING AT PEOPLE IN A FACTORY WHERE POLLUTION IS DESTROYING THEIR LUNGS AND SAYING THAT IT IS HUMAN NATURE TO COUGH.
ANDREW COLLIER IN MARX: A BEGINNER'S GUIDE

6 September at 13:47 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon of a person in a dress with long twin ponytails, consumed in flame, arms up, flanked by two not-on-fire grey cats, tails and arms up in alarm.

MY LIFE IS A FAIRY TALE

BUT THE AUTHOR IS GERMAN

6 September at 13:51 | Open on infosec.exchange

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read this as apologetic or threatening, depending on your mood
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Still image. Long cartoon creature made of floofy segments in green and yellow with broad eyes and blue eyelids. A caterpillar, maybe?

Bottom text:
PLEASE BE PATIENT
GOD ISN'T FINISHED
WITH ME YET

6 September at 14:23 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Large red post with a sign, in red, with neon around it.

Reads:
GIRLS
GIRLS
GIRLS
GORGEOUS
LIBRARIANS

10 September at 16:01 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Copperclad cybertruck with huge copper wheels.

Top text:
Somehow EA-Nasir Returned

10 September at 22:50 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post.

sketchdeath
everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song

helloitsbees
everyone in the 80s [text begins to fade out] was like fuck ending this song

10 September at 22:54 | Open on infosec.exchange

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i forget why i made this

Still image. Nick Frost loading a shotgun, saying "Shame.", screen capture from Hot Fuzz. Shinji Ikari's smiling head is laid over the original character's.

11 September at 19:40 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Drew Barrymore smoking two marlboro red cigarettes at once through a sly smile, wearing a floofy purple and yellow robe or pullover.

Multicolor bubble letters:
Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

I'M A PERVERT

12 September at 14:07 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Woodcut of a knight, visor down, holding a lance.

BORN TO SIEGE
WORLD IS A SARD
鬼神 Slay Ye All 1489
I am lance man
410,757,864,430 DEAD LORDS

12 September at 21:09 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Four panel hotline bling meme with LeVar Burton.

Top left: Person putting up their hand in a "wow hold on there" gesture.

Top right text reads:
"PREVENTABLE DEATHS"

Bottom left: same character pointing their index finger in a "yeah, you got it!" gesture.

Bottom right text reads:
SOCIAL MURDER

17 September at 13:15 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Frog and Toad by Arnold Lobel, two pastel amphibians wearing pants and jackets, one seated on a small hillock, listening with rapt attention as the other stands, arms outspread, mouth mid-expounding.

Text reads:
I can frogive
But I can't froget

18 September at 13:28 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Jason Alexander as George Costanza in Seinfeld. A person wearing a blue shirt, top two buttons undone, rumpled, collar turned up. Bemused and sheepish impression, hand up turned to their body.

Bottom text:
Me? I've never articulated anything.
I'm completely incoherent.

20 September at 15:49 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two roads meme. Person standing at a fork in the road, one path leads to a shining castle with an image of the legend who milkshaked a british politician, the other path leads to a dark and decrepit keep, looming dark clouds and lightning, and an image of someone on sixth street talking about spitting on dicks.

25 September at 16:17 | Open on infosec.exchange

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how are slav hackers so powerful ‽

Still image. Product that lets one attach a nipple to a can. It's been placed atop a bottle of white monster.

Top text:
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

25 September at 16:59 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Fuzzy red text on a black background.

NIGHTMARES
IN A
DAMAGED BRAIN

25 September at 17:23 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Purple toned artist's rendering of Prince playing guitar.

Text reads:

A TWO PARTY SYSTEM. THE LESSOR OF TWO DANGERS, THE ILLUSION OF CHOICE.
A VEILED FORM OF FASCISM WHERE NOTHING REALLY CHANGES AND YOU NEVER REALLY HAD A VOICE.
- PRINCE. COLONIZED MIND

25 September at 17:26 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Pinhead and a cenobite (horror characters with extensive body modifications) handing you the boof.

25 September at 17:29 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Diagram of a uterus and ovaries jammed with delicious foods. They're labeled "chalupian tube", "baja blast pouch", and "chalupas".

25 September at 17:31 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Curled french fries in ringlets in a paper serving boat.

Top text:
You: "Curly fries"
Me, an intellectual: "Rotatoes"

25 September at 17:37 | Open on infosec.exchange

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25 September at 17:39 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panel meme of a puppet looking to the side, then looking back, wide eyed.

Top text:
Doctor: Are you feeling any pain ?
Me: Only the normal amount
Doctor: The normal amount is zero
Me:

25 September at 17:42 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Capture from an infotainment cartoon about laws. Two panels, first shows a bill on the steps of capitol hill, a child seated next to them. Text reads "HOW DOES A BILL BECOME A LAW?"

Second panel is a stack of benjamins changing hands.

25 September at 17:43 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Poster for the moviefilm Oppenheimer with a picture of Tommy Wiseau in place of Cillian Murphy. It now reads:
OPPENHIMARK

25 September at 17:45 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Woodcut of extravagantly coifed people observing a table top, one holding a magnifying glass and pin, with a small pleading figure in its path.

Bottom text:
THE WEAKER SEX
THE YOUNG MAN IMAGINES HIMSELF THE LATEST VICTIM OF SOME FAIR ENTOMOLOGIST.

25 September at 17:48 | Open on infosec.exchange

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