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Still image. Multicolor pyramid chart.

kitchenaid stand mixer } self-fulfillment needs
forehead kiss in the grocery store, library card } Psychological needs
lush biodiverse woodlands, 4-5 meals/day } Basic needs

Like 6 September at 13:21 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Person standing in front of a black M class mercedes SUV, hands together, amber-fingered dawn in back ground.

Top text:
Shout out to Forgetting fr 🤞🏾

Bottom text:
I don't remember

6 September at 13:23 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Poster for The Little Rascals, modified with the faces of Pedro Pascal in every role except the dog. The title now says The Little Pascals.

6 September at 13:25 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon of a mouse in overalls, yelling, arms up, I think from Give a Mouse a Cookie.

Text:
Please give a bitch a break
I work very hard
I'm trying my best
I'm so tired all the goddamn time

6 September at 13:27 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post.

Zach Dunn
@zachbdunn
One thing I hate is when you're shooting an energy beam at your enemy and they shoot a beam right back at your beam except their beam is slightly more powerful so it steadily gets closer and closer

maplebungus
can't relate because my beams are powerful. get well soon

ndiecity
you're part of the problem

6 September at 13:29 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Bathroom graffiti on tile in marker and pen.

Central tile (presumably original statement): gary likes bugs
Other notes around it: gary sounds cool!! yeah gary. i support gary

6 September at 13:32 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon headstone with flowers, I think from Spongebob. Instead of a name there is an excerpt from XKCD #2347, "Dependency". A small vertical bar supporting a huge structure. In the original comic, it's labeled "A PROJECT SOME RANDOM PERSON IN NEBRASKA HAS BEEN THANKLESSLY MAINTAINING SINCE 2003"

6 September at 13:34 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Small white bunny with a pink bow drinking water out of a blue and white dish.

Top text:
please understand i am not joking
when i say im divinely protected and
your life will fall apart if you wrong me

6 September at 13:38 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Harried, frazzled person blowing air out of their mouth, juggling two phone handsets over a pile of binders and folders.

WORK ADDICTS BE LIKE

BRO I'M NOT ADDICTED BRO I JUST NEED TO GO THERE EVERY DAY OR I LOSE MY HOUSE AND STARVE TO DEATH

6 September at 13:40 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. SMS conversation.

What if Oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

I hate you

6 September at 13:43 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post.

bewbin
in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

reallycoolsoup
I could convince Joe Rogan that this is real

6 September at 13:45 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Text quote next to a planetary shot of the Earth wearing a gasmask with a hose.

TO LOOK AT PEOPLE IN CAPITALIST SOCIETY AND CONCLUDE THAT HUMAN NATURE IS EGOISM, IS LIKE LOOKING AT PEOPLE IN A FACTORY WHERE POLLUTION IS DESTROYING THEIR LUNGS AND SAYING THAT IT IS HUMAN NATURE TO COUGH.
ANDREW COLLIER IN MARX: A BEGINNER'S GUIDE

6 September at 13:47 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon of a person in a dress with long twin ponytails, consumed in flame, arms up, flanked by two not-on-fire grey cats, tails and arms up in alarm.

MY LIFE IS A FAIRY TALE

BUT THE AUTHOR IS GERMAN

6 September at 13:51 | Open on infosec.exchange

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read this as apologetic or threatening, depending on your mood
‎
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Still image. Long cartoon creature made of floofy segments in green and yellow with broad eyes and blue eyelids. A caterpillar, maybe?

Bottom text:
PLEASE BE PATIENT
GOD ISN'T FINISHED
WITH ME YET

6 September at 14:23 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Large red post with a sign, in red, with neon around it.

Reads:
GIRLS
GIRLS
GIRLS
GORGEOUS
LIBRARIANS

10 September at 16:01 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Copperclad cybertruck with huge copper wheels.

Top text:
Somehow EA-Nasir Returned

10 September at 22:50 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post.

sketchdeath
everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song

helloitsbees
everyone in the 80s [text begins to fade out] was like fuck ending this song

10 September at 22:54 | Open on infosec.exchange

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i forget why i made this

Still image. Nick Frost loading a shotgun, saying "Shame.", screen capture from Hot Fuzz. Shinji Ikari's smiling head is laid over the original character's.

11 September at 19:40 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Drew Barrymore smoking two marlboro red cigarettes at once through a sly smile, wearing a floofy purple and yellow robe or pullover.

Multicolor bubble letters:
Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

I'M A PERVERT

12 September at 14:07 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Woodcut of a knight, visor down, holding a lance.

BORN TO SIEGE
WORLD IS A SARD
鬼神 Slay Ye All 1489
I am lance man
410,757,864,430 DEAD LORDS

12 September at 21:09 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Four panel hotline bling meme with LeVar Burton.

Top left: Person putting up their hand in a "wow hold on there" gesture.

Top right text reads:
"PREVENTABLE DEATHS"

Bottom left: same character pointing their index finger in a "yeah, you got it!" gesture.

Bottom right text reads:
SOCIAL MURDER

17 September at 13:15 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Frog and Toad by Arnold Lobel, two pastel amphibians wearing pants and jackets, one seated on a small hillock, listening with rapt attention as the other stands, arms outspread, mouth mid-expounding.

Text reads:
I can frogive
But I can't froget

18 September at 13:28 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Jason Alexander as George Costanza in Seinfeld. A person wearing a blue shirt, top two buttons undone, rumpled, collar turned up. Bemused and sheepish impression, hand up turned to their body.

Bottom text:
Me? I've never articulated anything.
I'm completely incoherent.

20 September at 15:49 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two roads meme. Person standing at a fork in the road, one path leads to a shining castle with an image of the legend who milkshaked a british politician, the other path leads to a dark and decrepit keep, looming dark clouds and lightning, and an image of someone on sixth street talking about spitting on dicks.

25 September at 16:17 | Open on infosec.exchange

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how are slav hackers so powerful ‽

Still image. Product that lets one attach a nipple to a can. It's been placed atop a bottle of white monster.

Top text:
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

25 September at 16:59 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Fuzzy red text on a black background.

NIGHTMARES
IN A
DAMAGED BRAIN

25 September at 17:23 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Purple toned artist's rendering of Prince playing guitar.

Text reads:

A TWO PARTY SYSTEM. THE LESSOR OF TWO DANGERS, THE ILLUSION OF CHOICE.
A VEILED FORM OF FASCISM WHERE NOTHING REALLY CHANGES AND YOU NEVER REALLY HAD A VOICE.
- PRINCE. COLONIZED MIND

25 September at 17:26 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Pinhead and a cenobite (horror characters with extensive body modifications) handing you the boof.

25 September at 17:29 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Diagram of a uterus and ovaries jammed with delicious foods. They're labeled "chalupian tube", "baja blast pouch", and "chalupas".

25 September at 17:31 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Curled french fries in ringlets in a paper serving boat.

Top text:
You: "Curly fries"
Me, an intellectual: "Rotatoes"

25 September at 17:37 | Open on infosec.exchange

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25 September at 17:39 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panel meme of a puppet looking to the side, then looking back, wide eyed.

Top text:
Doctor: Are you feeling any pain ?
Me: Only the normal amount
Doctor: The normal amount is zero
Me:

25 September at 17:42 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Capture from an infotainment cartoon about laws. Two panels, first shows a bill on the steps of capitol hill, a child seated next to them. Text reads "HOW DOES A BILL BECOME A LAW?"

Second panel is a stack of benjamins changing hands.

25 September at 17:43 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Poster for the moviefilm Oppenheimer with a picture of Tommy Wiseau in place of Cillian Murphy. It now reads:
OPPENHIMARK

25 September at 17:45 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Woodcut of extravagantly coifed people observing a table top, one holding a magnifying glass and pin, with a small pleading figure in its path.

Bottom text:
THE WEAKER SEX
THE YOUNG MAN IMAGINES HIMSELF THE LATEST VICTIM OF SOME FAIR ENTOMOLOGIST.

25 September at 17:48 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. ASCII picture of a kitty cat snug in bed in a room with a window and a night stand.

Text reads:
every day i notice patterns.
and then i go to bed

25 September at 17:52 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panel meme, a young Ryan Gosling in a food commercial, smiling and looking at the audience, an inset shows "NEW! BEEFY 5-LAYER 89¢" burrito. Bottom panel is Gosling in Blade Runner 2049, broken and taped nose, inset showing a far less appetizing version of the same food. "Beefy 5-Layer Burrito, $5.36"

25 September at 17:56 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon of two people facing one another. Text reads:
Too young for I hate my wife 🤣
Too old for Rizz skibidi toilet Ohio
Just in the right age for
"This isn't breakcore it's jungle 😠"

25 September at 17:59 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Color rendering of a person in antiquity holding a broad short chalice, gesturing up.

Text reads:
mannynym

Women in STEM (sorcery, thaumaturgy, enchantment, magic)

25 September at 18:01 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. A hand pressing two soft drink fountain buttons at once. They are labeled "Grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and "Still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened"

25 September at 18:15 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panels, a blue plush octopus hugging a phone, big smile. First panel is a wide shot, second is zoomed in to show the face in detail.

Top text: Me sending my friends encouraging texts while my own life is falling apart

25 September at 18:16 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Deep fried meme of early-seasons Moe from The Simpsons pointing that the viewer.

There he is Homer
That's the Egyptian god of death,
Anubis, come to judge the weight
of our hearts to determine
the fate of our souls

25 September at 18:17 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Mr. Beast's gormless mug in a youtube thumbnail, mouth and eyes wide in youtuber surprise. Huge yellow to green text reads AMONTILLADO!

Bottom text:
I invited Fortunato for a taste of a rare amontillado deep within my family's catacombs

25 September at 18:20 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image from Chernobyl miniseries. View of the actively burning reactor 4, three figures seen from behind watching helicopters drop sand and boron into the open reactor.

Top text:
Soviet Gender Reveal

Bottom text:
It's a worker

25 September at 18:22 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Crying bro meme.

Top panel alice thomson's "don't replace the culture war with a class war" article.

Bottom panel an image of a pink-eyed person with a moustache and soulpatch. Text to the side reads:
Bro pleas don't
worry about why
you pay more in
taxes than
billionaires.
Worry about the
War on Christmas
& The Trans
Agenda. Please
bro. Stay
distracted bro

25 September at 18:25 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. "they don't know" meme, Wesley Snipes as Blade standing in the corner, no text, the sprinklers in the ceiling are spraying blood on all the other partygoers.

25 September at 18:27 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot of youtube video, David Fincher and Ben Affleck video chat. David is in a carefully lit room and perfectly framed in the center of the shot, smiling. Ben is in a small home office on a regular laptop webcam, with flat even household lighting, not paying attention to where he is in the frame, and gesticulating with one hand. Like a fully ordinary person. Text in top of frame: DIRECTORS ON DIRECTORS

Comment from:
Josh DeLaRosa
Even David Fincher's webcam has a green tint to it

4 October at 20:59 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post, scene from Seven Samurai (1954), several people sit and stand listening to another person who is pacing the dimly-lit scene.

Subtitles: Two or three samurai won't suffice.

@hannahpocalypse
watching Seven Samurai

@athena-cat-wizard-official
i wonder how many they'll need

@predatory-lesbians-deux Folgen
i hesitate even to speculate

5 October at 15:01 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Large boat or yacht with a much smaller boat (i think called a 'tender') next to it. They are both painted in the same dark blue and white livery with red pinstriping that may be a draught mark.

Bottom text reads:

don't ever talk to me or my son ever again

5 October at 16:40 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Simple black and white figure inside the cockpit of a plane, view through the windows is "I guess we doing X now" meme, a conveyor belt carrying objects out of a machine: red triangle, red triangle, blue pentagon, red triangle.

Text reads:
i guess we hittin pentagons now.

5 October at 20:52 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Four corner alignment chart of different kinds of bats with significantly different faces reflected by their names.

Top middle reads "Hear it Hurgling"
Middle right reads "Hi Doggy"
Bottom middle reads "El Wiwi"
Middle left reads "Those Feratu"

6 October at 2:49 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panels, in front of a computer monitor sits a cacodemon from Doom - red, monstrous, cyclopean meatballs, smiling ear to ear, mouth full of razor sharp tusks and teeth, two enormous horns surrounded by four smaller ones on their heads. It's looking at the monitor with a neutral expression.

Second panel shows cacodemon looking away from the monitor in pain and distress, its one enormous eye closed.

6 October at 18:24 | Open on infosec.exchange

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