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Still image. Frog and Toad by Arnold Lobel, two pastel amphibians wearing pants and jackets, one seated on a small hillock, listening with rapt attention as the other stands, arms outspread, mouth mid-expounding.

Text reads:
I can frogive
But I can't froget

Like 18 September at 13:28 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Jason Alexander as George Costanza in Seinfeld. A person wearing a blue shirt, top two buttons undone, rumpled, collar turned up. Bemused and sheepish impression, hand up turned to their body.

Bottom text:
Me? I've never articulated anything.
I'm completely incoherent.

20 September at 15:49 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two roads meme. Person standing at a fork in the road, one path leads to a shining castle with an image of the legend who milkshaked a british politician, the other path leads to a dark and decrepit keep, looming dark clouds and lightning, and an image of someone on sixth street talking about spitting on dicks.

25 September at 16:17 | Open on infosec.exchange

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how are slav hackers so powerful ‽

Still image. Product that lets one attach a nipple to a can. It's been placed atop a bottle of white monster.

Top text:
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

25 September at 16:59 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Fuzzy red text on a black background.

NIGHTMARES
IN A
DAMAGED BRAIN

25 September at 17:23 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Purple toned artist's rendering of Prince playing guitar.

Text reads:

A TWO PARTY SYSTEM. THE LESSOR OF TWO DANGERS, THE ILLUSION OF CHOICE.
A VEILED FORM OF FASCISM WHERE NOTHING REALLY CHANGES AND YOU NEVER REALLY HAD A VOICE.
- PRINCE. COLONIZED MIND

25 September at 17:26 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Pinhead and a cenobite (horror characters with extensive body modifications) handing you the boof.

25 September at 17:29 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Diagram of a uterus and ovaries jammed with delicious foods. They're labeled "chalupian tube", "baja blast pouch", and "chalupas".

25 September at 17:31 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Curled french fries in ringlets in a paper serving boat.

Top text:
You: "Curly fries"
Me, an intellectual: "Rotatoes"

25 September at 17:37 | Open on infosec.exchange

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25 September at 17:39 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panel meme of a puppet looking to the side, then looking back, wide eyed.

Top text:
Doctor: Are you feeling any pain ?
Me: Only the normal amount
Doctor: The normal amount is zero
Me:

25 September at 17:42 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Capture from an infotainment cartoon about laws. Two panels, first shows a bill on the steps of capitol hill, a child seated next to them. Text reads "HOW DOES A BILL BECOME A LAW?"

Second panel is a stack of benjamins changing hands.

25 September at 17:43 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Poster for the moviefilm Oppenheimer with a picture of Tommy Wiseau in place of Cillian Murphy. It now reads:
OPPENHIMARK

25 September at 17:45 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Woodcut of extravagantly coifed people observing a table top, one holding a magnifying glass and pin, with a small pleading figure in its path.

Bottom text:
THE WEAKER SEX
THE YOUNG MAN IMAGINES HIMSELF THE LATEST VICTIM OF SOME FAIR ENTOMOLOGIST.

25 September at 17:48 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. ASCII picture of a kitty cat snug in bed in a room with a window and a night stand.

Text reads:
every day i notice patterns.
and then i go to bed

25 September at 17:52 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panel meme, a young Ryan Gosling in a food commercial, smiling and looking at the audience, an inset shows "NEW! BEEFY 5-LAYER 89¢" burrito. Bottom panel is Gosling in Blade Runner 2049, broken and taped nose, inset showing a far less appetizing version of the same food. "Beefy 5-Layer Burrito, $5.36"

25 September at 17:56 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon of two people facing one another. Text reads:
Too young for I hate my wife 🤣
Too old for Rizz skibidi toilet Ohio
Just in the right age for
"This isn't breakcore it's jungle 😠"

25 September at 17:59 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Color rendering of a person in antiquity holding a broad short chalice, gesturing up.

Text reads:
mannynym

Women in STEM (sorcery, thaumaturgy, enchantment, magic)

25 September at 18:01 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. A hand pressing two soft drink fountain buttons at once. They are labeled "Grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and "Still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened"

25 September at 18:15 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panels, a blue plush octopus hugging a phone, big smile. First panel is a wide shot, second is zoomed in to show the face in detail.

Top text: Me sending my friends encouraging texts while my own life is falling apart

25 September at 18:16 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Deep fried meme of early-seasons Moe from The Simpsons pointing that the viewer.

There he is Homer
That's the Egyptian god of death,
Anubis, come to judge the weight
of our hearts to determine
the fate of our souls

25 September at 18:17 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Mr. Beast's gormless mug in a youtube thumbnail, mouth and eyes wide in youtuber surprise. Huge yellow to green text reads AMONTILLADO!

Bottom text:
I invited Fortunato for a taste of a rare amontillado deep within my family's catacombs

25 September at 18:20 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image from Chernobyl miniseries. View of the actively burning reactor 4, three figures seen from behind watching helicopters drop sand and boron into the open reactor.

Top text:
Soviet Gender Reveal

Bottom text:
It's a worker

25 September at 18:22 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Crying bro meme.

Top panel alice thomson's "don't replace the culture war with a class war" article.

Bottom panel an image of a pink-eyed person with a moustache and soulpatch. Text to the side reads:
Bro pleas don't
worry about why
you pay more in
taxes than
billionaires.
Worry about the
War on Christmas
& The Trans
Agenda. Please
bro. Stay
distracted bro

25 September at 18:25 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. "they don't know" meme, Wesley Snipes as Blade standing in the corner, no text, the sprinklers in the ceiling are spraying blood on all the other partygoers.

25 September at 18:27 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot of youtube video, David Fincher and Ben Affleck video chat. David is in a carefully lit room and perfectly framed in the center of the shot, smiling. Ben is in a small home office on a regular laptop webcam, with flat even household lighting, not paying attention to where he is in the frame, and gesticulating with one hand. Like a fully ordinary person. Text in top of frame: DIRECTORS ON DIRECTORS

Comment from:
Josh DeLaRosa
Even David Fincher's webcam has a green tint to it

4 October at 20:59 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post, scene from Seven Samurai (1954), several people sit and stand listening to another person who is pacing the dimly-lit scene.

Subtitles: Two or three samurai won't suffice.

@hannahpocalypse
watching Seven Samurai

@athena-cat-wizard-official
i wonder how many they'll need

@predatory-lesbians-deux Folgen
i hesitate even to speculate

5 October at 15:01 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Large boat or yacht with a much smaller boat (i think called a 'tender') next to it. They are both painted in the same dark blue and white livery with red pinstriping that may be a draught mark.

Bottom text reads:

don't ever talk to me or my son ever again

5 October at 16:40 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Simple black and white figure inside the cockpit of a plane, view through the windows is "I guess we doing X now" meme, a conveyor belt carrying objects out of a machine: red triangle, red triangle, blue pentagon, red triangle.

Text reads:
i guess we hittin pentagons now.

5 October at 20:52 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Four corner alignment chart of different kinds of bats with significantly different faces reflected by their names.

Top middle reads "Hear it Hurgling"
Middle right reads "Hi Doggy"
Bottom middle reads "El Wiwi"
Middle left reads "Those Feratu"

6 October at 2:49 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panels, in front of a computer monitor sits a cacodemon from Doom - red, monstrous, cyclopean meatballs, smiling ear to ear, mouth full of razor sharp tusks and teeth, two enormous horns surrounded by four smaller ones on their heads. It's looking at the monitor with a neutral expression.

Second panel shows cacodemon looking away from the monitor in pain and distress, its one enormous eye closed.

6 October at 18:24 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Anime person with long hair wearing a pastel pink long-sleeve top, looking to the side into the distance, neutral expression. The background is a destroyed and burned out city scene with crumbling buildings.

Text reads:
I feel so bad. Must be a chemical imbalance

6 October at 18:46 | Open on infosec.exchange

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after a third can of peach monster
‎
‎

Still image.

Top text:
Where do you get your information from?
Me:

Leonardo DiCaprio as a slave owner in a Tarantino film, western dandy sipping at a small stemmed glass, third eye and psychedelic lei lines added to the image.

6 October at 19:15 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image from Heart of a Dog / Собачье сердце (1988). Vladimir Tolokonnikov as Poligraf Poligrafovich Sharikov. A person in a long-sleeve shirt unbuttoned to mid-chest, playing a stringed instrument, head bandaged.

Large text overlay reads "NOW I WANNA BE YOUR DOG"

11 October at 19:34 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. "Our Blessed vs. Their barbarous" meme. Two lands divided by a waterway, respective towers, battlements, and navies labeled on either side.

Text reads:
OUR BLESSED vulnerability vs. THEIR BARBAROUS trauma-dumping
OUR GLORIOUS destigmatization vs. THEIR WICKED romanticization
OUR brave cry for help vs. THEIR manipulative attention-seeking
OUR NOBLE self-compassion vs. THEIR BACKWARD excuses
OUR HEROIC support vs. THEIR BRUTISH emotional labour

author's mark: TOM GAULD

13 October at 21:24 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot from S06E21 of The Simpsons - The PTA Disbands. Moe in a classroom, edited to make Moe the Doom Guy firing a BFG at a cacodemon.

Top text:
Say some Cacodemon is tryin' to bite ya face off. Ya just give 'em one of these.

14 October at 21:42 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Social media post.

exigencelost
I'm getting really tired of the wise serene pacifist trope in fiction. Every committed pacifist, prison abolitionist, antiwar activist, etc I've ever met in real life has been vibrating with compressed rage at all times. Do you know what it's like to believe deeply in your heart that doing harm to others is wrong and the goal of society should be to alleviate suffering for all people and live in the United States of America? IT'S NOT FUN. Show Us The Pissed-Off Pacifists.

exigencelost
Dude there might be a word for the emotion that is forged when someone's deep abiding love and compassion for all people and living things welds itself into decades of built-up foaming fury at how those people been treated their whole life by those in power to create a sort of alloyed super-commitment to a set of ethical principles but i promise you "tranquility" is not that fucking word

16 October at 11:27 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Closeup of mickey mouse with a green snapback and smiley expression speaking to someone, maybe donald duck.

Speech bubble:
Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?

21 October at 20:47 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Mouse wearing pink sunglasses in a pink convertible, sparkle effects in background.

Text reads:
the horrors persist, but so do I

21 October at 20:59 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon of a plutocrat face in a tophat, adjacent text: You will be dominated by my class until you die

Cartoon of a bearded grey figure wearing a red maga hat, adjacent text: I love freedom

21 October at 21:04 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Vintage video effect distorted reptilian wizard with a pointy hat, purple robe, and staff with a glowing orb.

Text:

I'M ABOUT TO CAUSE A RUCKUS

21 October at 21:06 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post by @magic_magic_k:

that's the sound of the polis

Photo of a ruin with a speech bubble that reads "woop-woop!"

21 October at 21:10 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post, comment above it.

"Siri, describe 2024 in one tweet please"

Tim Grierson
@TimGrierson

Being angry all the time is exhausting and corrosive. Not being angry feels morally irresponsible.

21 October at 21:15 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Wikihow style cartoon image of a badly bent arm with a huge red mark that's labeled "You good bro?" and a small sticking plaster about to be applied, labeled "haha yeah just tired"

21 October at 21:18 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. spirit Halloween store costume package, image of a person wearing a newsboy cap, deeply-lined face, salt and pepper stubble, black shirt and dark jeans.

Text on left of package reads:

Shoegeezer
Stuck in 1991
Owns all MBV and Slowdive albums on vinyl
Daughter is named Alison
Rocks a jazzmaster at home
Owns fifty pedals but not a tuner

21 October at 21:20 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot of Steam entry for Final Fantasy VIII Remastered. Green PLAY button to the left and "CLOUD STATUS, He's not in this one" on the right.

21 October at 21:23 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Orange kitty with huge back triangular stripes from their eyes to their ears. Top text: When You Planned On A Subtle Wingtip And Now You're Here

21 October at 21:24 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post.

ofools
I want to write a DnD campaign but just play it by myself and DM myself

ofools
I have been informed that this is called Writing a Book

21 October at 21:25 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Silhouette of a person kneeling in supplication against a background of eagles and a giant white gloved hand with a face.

Text:

Hamburger helps those who
hamburger help themselves

21 October at 21:32 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Social media post.

Dave
@iridescentaudio

Do something that scares you every day. If you do that, then each day, little by little, you will be scared. Every day will be scary, and your life will be very scary. 💫

21 October at 21:33 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Animated person (Shinji) siting on a folding chair, head in hands, surrounded by text.

"Salesforce"
"Actionable insights"
"Bandwith"
"Touch base"
"Deep dive"
"ΚΡΙ"
"Scalable"
"Slack me"
"Think tank"
"OKR"
"Data-driven solutions"
"Paradigm shift"
"Game changer"
"New verticals"
"Revenue streams
"Roadmap"
"Actionables"
"Elevate"
"Best practices"
"Value add"
"Optimisation"
"Alignment"
"Industry standard"
"Action items"
"Authenticate"
"Success metrics"
"Disruptive innovation"
"Customer journey"
"Future-proof"
"Table a discussion"
"Software ecosystem"
Robust framework"
"Client-centric"
"Thought leader" "
"Stakeholder management"
"Holistic"

21 October at 21:35 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post. Black and white image of a person working in a convenience store, wearing a t-shirt with an unbuttoned checked flannel over it, eyes laser red. Pretty sure it's a still from a Kevin Smith movie.

Text:

Big Buggy Ned's Butlerian @oldmanteleg

They made rent impossibly expensive in order to kill off the Slacker archetype. Slacker mindset was too powerful. The HR Karens, the rise and grind lifestyle couches, the "go to therapy" cultists, the type A execs, none could withstand the withering critique of the slacker

21 October at 21:37 | Open on infosec.exchange

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