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Still image.

Top text:
Where do you get your information from?
Me:

Leonardo DiCaprio as a slave owner in a Tarantino film, western dandy sipping at a small stemmed glass, third eye and psychedelic lei lines added to the image.

Like 6 October at 19:15 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image from Heart of a Dog / Собачье сердце (1988). Vladimir Tolokonnikov as Poligraf Poligrafovich Sharikov. A person in a long-sleeve shirt unbuttoned to mid-chest, playing a stringed instrument, head bandaged.

Large text overlay reads "NOW I WANNA BE YOUR DOG"

11 October at 19:34 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. "Our Blessed vs. Their barbarous" meme. Two lands divided by a waterway, respective towers, battlements, and navies labeled on either side.

Text reads:
OUR BLESSED vulnerability vs. THEIR BARBAROUS trauma-dumping
OUR GLORIOUS destigmatization vs. THEIR WICKED romanticization
OUR brave cry for help vs. THEIR manipulative attention-seeking
OUR NOBLE self-compassion vs. THEIR BACKWARD excuses
OUR HEROIC support vs. THEIR BRUTISH emotional labour

author's mark: TOM GAULD

13 October at 21:24 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot from S06E21 of The Simpsons - The PTA Disbands. Moe in a classroom, edited to make Moe the Doom Guy firing a BFG at a cacodemon.

Top text:
Say some Cacodemon is tryin' to bite ya face off. Ya just give 'em one of these.

14 October at 21:42 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Social media post.

exigencelost
I'm getting really tired of the wise serene pacifist trope in fiction. Every committed pacifist, prison abolitionist, antiwar activist, etc I've ever met in real life has been vibrating with compressed rage at all times. Do you know what it's like to believe deeply in your heart that doing harm to others is wrong and the goal of society should be to alleviate suffering for all people and live in the United States of America? IT'S NOT FUN. Show Us The Pissed-Off Pacifists.

exigencelost
Dude there might be a word for the emotion that is forged when someone's deep abiding love and compassion for all people and living things welds itself into decades of built-up foaming fury at how those people been treated their whole life by those in power to create a sort of alloyed super-commitment to a set of ethical principles but i promise you "tranquility" is not that fucking word

16 October at 11:27 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Closeup of mickey mouse with a green snapback and smiley expression speaking to someone, maybe donald duck.

Speech bubble:
Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?

21 October at 20:47 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Mouse wearing pink sunglasses in a pink convertible, sparkle effects in background.

Text reads:
the horrors persist, but so do I

21 October at 20:59 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon of a plutocrat face in a tophat, adjacent text: You will be dominated by my class until you die

Cartoon of a bearded grey figure wearing a red maga hat, adjacent text: I love freedom

21 October at 21:04 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Vintage video effect distorted reptilian wizard with a pointy hat, purple robe, and staff with a glowing orb.

Text:

I'M ABOUT TO CAUSE A RUCKUS

21 October at 21:06 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post by @magic_magic_k:

that's the sound of the polis

Photo of a ruin with a speech bubble that reads "woop-woop!"

21 October at 21:10 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post, comment above it.

"Siri, describe 2024 in one tweet please"

Tim Grierson
@TimGrierson

Being angry all the time is exhausting and corrosive. Not being angry feels morally irresponsible.

21 October at 21:15 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Wikihow style cartoon image of a badly bent arm with a huge red mark that's labeled "You good bro?" and a small sticking plaster about to be applied, labeled "haha yeah just tired"

21 October at 21:18 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. spirit Halloween store costume package, image of a person wearing a newsboy cap, deeply-lined face, salt and pepper stubble, black shirt and dark jeans.

Text on left of package reads:

Shoegeezer
Stuck in 1991
Owns all MBV and Slowdive albums on vinyl
Daughter is named Alison
Rocks a jazzmaster at home
Owns fifty pedals but not a tuner

21 October at 21:20 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot of Steam entry for Final Fantasy VIII Remastered. Green PLAY button to the left and "CLOUD STATUS, He's not in this one" on the right.

21 October at 21:23 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Orange kitty with huge back triangular stripes from their eyes to their ears. Top text: When You Planned On A Subtle Wingtip And Now You're Here

21 October at 21:24 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post.

ofools
I want to write a DnD campaign but just play it by myself and DM myself

ofools
I have been informed that this is called Writing a Book

21 October at 21:25 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Silhouette of a person kneeling in supplication against a background of eagles and a giant white gloved hand with a face.

Text:

Hamburger helps those who
hamburger help themselves

21 October at 21:32 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Social media post.

Dave
@iridescentaudio

Do something that scares you every day. If you do that, then each day, little by little, you will be scared. Every day will be scary, and your life will be very scary. 💫

21 October at 21:33 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Animated person (Shinji) siting on a folding chair, head in hands, surrounded by text.

"Salesforce"
"Actionable insights"
"Bandwith"
"Touch base"
"Deep dive"
"ΚΡΙ"
"Scalable"
"Slack me"
"Think tank"
"OKR"
"Data-driven solutions"
"Paradigm shift"
"Game changer"
"New verticals"
"Revenue streams
"Roadmap"
"Actionables"
"Elevate"
"Best practices"
"Value add"
"Optimisation"
"Alignment"
"Industry standard"
"Action items"
"Authenticate"
"Success metrics"
"Disruptive innovation"
"Customer journey"
"Future-proof"
"Table a discussion"
"Software ecosystem"
Robust framework"
"Client-centric"
"Thought leader" "
"Stakeholder management"
"Holistic"

21 October at 21:35 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post. Black and white image of a person working in a convenience store, wearing a t-shirt with an unbuttoned checked flannel over it, eyes laser red. Pretty sure it's a still from a Kevin Smith movie.

Text:

Big Buggy Ned's Butlerian @oldmanteleg

They made rent impossibly expensive in order to kill off the Slacker archetype. Slacker mindset was too powerful. The HR Karens, the rise and grind lifestyle couches, the "go to therapy" cultists, the type A execs, none could withstand the withering critique of the slacker

21 October at 21:37 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Person in a wingback in front of a house engulfed in flames, labeled "Me", red gas can to one side and flame trail on the other.

Burning house is labeled "My past traumas, and the resulting negative beliefs that are no longer useful to me"

21 October at 21:39 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panels from King of the Hill.

Doctor speaking to Hank, text: Pilot the EVA, Hank.

Second panel, Peggy in a full body cast, text: Or Peggy will have to do it again.

21 October at 21:40 | Open on infosec.exchange

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between this sort of stuff and commenting on USCSB videos, this is a Tay Zonday stan account

Still image. Social media post.

Tay Zonday
@TayZonday
Being poor now just leads to being more poor later. Can't pay to clean your teeth? Next year, pay for a root canal. Can't pay for a new mattress? Next year, pay for back surgery. Can't pay to get that lump checked out? Next year, pay for stage 3 cancer. Poverty charges interest.

21 October at 21:42 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panels from The Simpsons. Skinner in an apron talking to the repair person, who is holding a burger. Text: Yep, here's your problem.

Second panel, close-up of the burger, which has a sliding switch that reads "STEAMED" and "GRILLED" on opposing poles. Text: Someone set this thing to steamed.

21 October at 21:44 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two photos side by side, a person with long hair and a beard, wearing a wolf head as a hat. Second photo: Two extremely well-made and slightly smiling fox suits hugging one another.

Text reads: Our ancestors are alive as long as we honor their traditions.

21 October at 21:48 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Warning window:
⚠ Emergency warning
:3

21 October at 21:49 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Zooted-looking kitty in a bathtub. Top text:
if anyone is still praying
on my downfall pls stop
bro it worked. i'm cooked

21 October at 21:55 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot from Terminator 2. Linda Hamilton holding on to a chainlink fence, looking on a playground with kids, skyline in the background. Top text:
Not a cellphone in sight. Just ppl living in the moment.

21 October at 21:58 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Door with a rug that shows a dialog box reading:
Does not open from this side
[OK]

21 October at 21:59 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panels from The Simpsons, edited to include Lion King characters. Line of folks supplying indirect t-shirt cannon fire, including Scar.

Second panel, Homer ducking while Ned and Simba look on to see Mufasa struck with a deadly barrage sending them over the edge of the bleachers.

21 October at 22:04 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon arrow of a lead half of a Sears–Haack body about to strike a hog.

Text reads:
simtunes
how to train pigs to stop bullets with telekinesis

trans-roxanne-lalonde
how to train pigs to accept death with honor

caffeine-and-revolution
how to notify a police officer you are carrying a handgun

21 October at 22:07 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two pictures side by side. Kitty being chomped by a plastic toy alligator and yawping. Side by side with a kitty wearing a reptile costume.

Text reads: When education is not liberating, the dream of the oppressed is to become the oppressor

21 October at 22:09 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Person in a blue shirt grabbing their stomach.

Text:
I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease
Symptoms:
Tummy hurts a bit too much for a bit too long

21 October at 22:10 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two of the same fish against different backgrounds.

Text: In this world you

[fish wearing a hardhat, oilrig and mining machinery in the background]

either inhale toxic fumes at work

[fish wearing glasses, spreadsheets in the background]

or stare at excel sheets all day

21 October at 22:12 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Hand holding a blue t-shirt on a hanger. Shirt reads:
THESE TITS ARE FULL OF
Mayonnaise

Overlay text reads:
The thrift shop is crazy for this one

21 October at 22:13 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot of a system tray warning that shows a cyclone emoji and reads "Hurricane warning". Top text:
Oh thank god for a second i thought i accidentally installed origin

21 October at 22:14 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers, a cartoon duck wearing a green snood with a protruding yellow poof on a stalk.

Top text: Little does he realize that I have on my discourse-proof vest.

22 October at 19:32 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Black lineart in black and pink of a very cool rat wearing pink shades, beautiful pink tail, smoking a cigarette emanating pink smoke.

Top text: MY APPEARANCE? QUESTIONABLE
Bottom text: MY INTENTIONS? ALSO QUESTIONABLE

22 October at 20:27 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano, a person angirly pointing while wearing a robe and a-shirt.

Top text:
He saved the world is what he did. He saved us all despite not wanting to exist. In this house, Shinji Ikari is a hero. End of story!

22 October at 23:47 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Orange trick or treat bucket full of capicola. Cardboard hand-written sign behind it reads:
ONLY ONE GABAGOOL PER CHILD

23 October at 13:42 | Open on infosec.exchange

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important fact:
they are friends
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Still image. Two sides of a bus meme. Achewood characters Roast Beef Kazenzakis on the frowny left side, Raymond Quentin Smuckles smiling, sitting on the sunny right side.

23 October at 17:01 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Dog on the side of a road wearing sunglasses and a baseball hat with the bill turned up.

what if i was cool

oh wait

i am

27 October at 2:30 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. David Lynch filmed contre-jour wearing sunglasses, one hand up.

No matter what the weather is, I wish for all of you
blue skies and golden sunshine internally all along the way.

27 October at 2:33 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon of a person in midair about to forcefully throw down a brown object, eyes closed in fury.

Bottom text:
El problema es el capitalismo

27 October at 2:38 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Person in front of a computer saying "This is why I hate video games It appeals to the male fantasy"

Next panel reads:
Faction Destroyed England
The long legacy of these people has at last come to an end by your hand! Celebrations held in honour of your glorious conquest of their dominion erupt throughout the kingdom, with everyone from prince to pauper toasting your righteous reign!

27 October at 2:40 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. An juvenile armadillo in a blurry photo. Text reads:
HE IS ABOUT TO
ABOUT TO TORRENT
HIS FAVORITE MEDIA
(copyrighted property is
nothing to him)

27 October at 19:04 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post.

Chloddy @OfSymbols - 4h
sadiq @SadiqoJN

Why do bash "dead-beat" John Lennon for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around?

Seán Ono Lennon @seanonolennon - 17h
Wokism is not a religion it's a full blown cult. I'm starting to realize we have to treat its members as victims of manipulation, indoctrination and abuse.

31 October at 22:42 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Kitty facing a camera, text reads:

> "this is a deconstruction!"
> looks inside
> contempt for the genre

31 October at 22:43 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Mannequin wearing a sleeveless shirt that reads:
NEVER
do your best
QUIT

31 October at 22:44 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panel meme, anime person holding up a sign:
IF OUR STRUGGLE WAS HOPELESS, THEIR PROPAGANDA WOULD BE UNNECESSARY.

Second panel, pointing their finger to the sign:
KEEP GOING.

31 October at 22:46 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Person wearing a red dress, distressed, smudged face.

Bottom text reads:
me trying [multiple scrawled out words]

31 October at 22:48 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post.

rlyehtaxidermist

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.
"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.
"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

31 October at 22:49 | Open on infosec.exchange

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