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Still image. Social media post.

ofools
I want to write a DnD campaign but just play it by myself and DM myself

ofools
I have been informed that this is called Writing a Book

Like 21 October at 21:25 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Silhouette of a person kneeling in supplication against a background of eagles and a giant white gloved hand with a face.

Text:

Hamburger helps those who
hamburger help themselves

21 October at 21:32 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Social media post.

Dave
@iridescentaudio

Do something that scares you every day. If you do that, then each day, little by little, you will be scared. Every day will be scary, and your life will be very scary. 💫

21 October at 21:33 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Animated person (Shinji) siting on a folding chair, head in hands, surrounded by text.

"Salesforce"
"Actionable insights"
"Bandwith"
"Touch base"
"Deep dive"
"ΚΡΙ"
"Scalable"
"Slack me"
"Think tank"
"OKR"
"Data-driven solutions"
"Paradigm shift"
"Game changer"
"New verticals"
"Revenue streams
"Roadmap"
"Actionables"
"Elevate"
"Best practices"
"Value add"
"Optimisation"
"Alignment"
"Industry standard"
"Action items"
"Authenticate"
"Success metrics"
"Disruptive innovation"
"Customer journey"
"Future-proof"
"Table a discussion"
"Software ecosystem"
Robust framework"
"Client-centric"
"Thought leader" "
"Stakeholder management"
"Holistic"

21 October at 21:35 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post. Black and white image of a person working in a convenience store, wearing a t-shirt with an unbuttoned checked flannel over it, eyes laser red. Pretty sure it's a still from a Kevin Smith movie.

Text:

Big Buggy Ned's Butlerian @oldmanteleg

They made rent impossibly expensive in order to kill off the Slacker archetype. Slacker mindset was too powerful. The HR Karens, the rise and grind lifestyle couches, the "go to therapy" cultists, the type A execs, none could withstand the withering critique of the slacker

21 October at 21:37 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Person in a wingback in front of a house engulfed in flames, labeled "Me", red gas can to one side and flame trail on the other.

Burning house is labeled "My past traumas, and the resulting negative beliefs that are no longer useful to me"

21 October at 21:39 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panels from King of the Hill.

Doctor speaking to Hank, text: Pilot the EVA, Hank.

Second panel, Peggy in a full body cast, text: Or Peggy will have to do it again.

21 October at 21:40 | Open on infosec.exchange

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between this sort of stuff and commenting on USCSB videos, this is a Tay Zonday stan account

Still image. Social media post.

Tay Zonday
@TayZonday
Being poor now just leads to being more poor later. Can't pay to clean your teeth? Next year, pay for a root canal. Can't pay for a new mattress? Next year, pay for back surgery. Can't pay to get that lump checked out? Next year, pay for stage 3 cancer. Poverty charges interest.

21 October at 21:42 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panels from The Simpsons. Skinner in an apron talking to the repair person, who is holding a burger. Text: Yep, here's your problem.

Second panel, close-up of the burger, which has a sliding switch that reads "STEAMED" and "GRILLED" on opposing poles. Text: Someone set this thing to steamed.

21 October at 21:44 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two photos side by side, a person with long hair and a beard, wearing a wolf head as a hat. Second photo: Two extremely well-made and slightly smiling fox suits hugging one another.

Text reads: Our ancestors are alive as long as we honor their traditions.

21 October at 21:48 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Warning window:
⚠ Emergency warning
:3

21 October at 21:49 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Zooted-looking kitty in a bathtub. Top text:
if anyone is still praying
on my downfall pls stop
bro it worked. i'm cooked

21 October at 21:55 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot from Terminator 2. Linda Hamilton holding on to a chainlink fence, looking on a playground with kids, skyline in the background. Top text:
Not a cellphone in sight. Just ppl living in the moment.

21 October at 21:58 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Door with a rug that shows a dialog box reading:
Does not open from this side
[OK]

21 October at 21:59 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panels from The Simpsons, edited to include Lion King characters. Line of folks supplying indirect t-shirt cannon fire, including Scar.

Second panel, Homer ducking while Ned and Simba look on to see Mufasa struck with a deadly barrage sending them over the edge of the bleachers.

21 October at 22:04 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon arrow of a lead half of a Sears–Haack body about to strike a hog.

Text reads:
simtunes
how to train pigs to stop bullets with telekinesis

trans-roxanne-lalonde
how to train pigs to accept death with honor

caffeine-and-revolution
how to notify a police officer you are carrying a handgun

21 October at 22:07 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two pictures side by side. Kitty being chomped by a plastic toy alligator and yawping. Side by side with a kitty wearing a reptile costume.

Text reads: When education is not liberating, the dream of the oppressed is to become the oppressor

21 October at 22:09 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Person in a blue shirt grabbing their stomach.

Text:
I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease
Symptoms:
Tummy hurts a bit too much for a bit too long

21 October at 22:10 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two of the same fish against different backgrounds.

Text: In this world you

[fish wearing a hardhat, oilrig and mining machinery in the background]

either inhale toxic fumes at work

[fish wearing glasses, spreadsheets in the background]

or stare at excel sheets all day

21 October at 22:12 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Hand holding a blue t-shirt on a hanger. Shirt reads:
THESE TITS ARE FULL OF
Mayonnaise

Overlay text reads:
The thrift shop is crazy for this one

21 October at 22:13 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot of a system tray warning that shows a cyclone emoji and reads "Hurricane warning". Top text:
Oh thank god for a second i thought i accidentally installed origin

21 October at 22:14 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers, a cartoon duck wearing a green snood with a protruding yellow poof on a stalk.

Top text: Little does he realize that I have on my discourse-proof vest.

22 October at 19:32 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Black lineart in black and pink of a very cool rat wearing pink shades, beautiful pink tail, smoking a cigarette emanating pink smoke.

Top text: MY APPEARANCE? QUESTIONABLE
Bottom text: MY INTENTIONS? ALSO QUESTIONABLE

22 October at 20:27 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano, a person angirly pointing while wearing a robe and a-shirt.

Top text:
He saved the world is what he did. He saved us all despite not wanting to exist. In this house, Shinji Ikari is a hero. End of story!

22 October at 23:47 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Orange trick or treat bucket full of capicola. Cardboard hand-written sign behind it reads:
ONLY ONE GABAGOOL PER CHILD

23 October at 13:42 | Open on infosec.exchange

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important fact:
they are friends
‎
‎
‎

Still image. Two sides of a bus meme. Achewood characters Roast Beef Kazenzakis on the frowny left side, Raymond Quentin Smuckles smiling, sitting on the sunny right side.

23 October at 17:01 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Dog on the side of a road wearing sunglasses and a baseball hat with the bill turned up.

what if i was cool

oh wait

i am

27 October at 2:30 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. David Lynch filmed contre-jour wearing sunglasses, one hand up.

No matter what the weather is, I wish for all of you
blue skies and golden sunshine internally all along the way.

27 October at 2:33 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon of a person in midair about to forcefully throw down a brown object, eyes closed in fury.

Bottom text:
El problema es el capitalismo

27 October at 2:38 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Person in front of a computer saying "This is why I hate video games It appeals to the male fantasy"

Next panel reads:
Faction Destroyed England
The long legacy of these people has at last come to an end by your hand! Celebrations held in honour of your glorious conquest of their dominion erupt throughout the kingdom, with everyone from prince to pauper toasting your righteous reign!

27 October at 2:40 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. An juvenile armadillo in a blurry photo. Text reads:
HE IS ABOUT TO
ABOUT TO TORRENT
HIS FAVORITE MEDIA
(copyrighted property is
nothing to him)

27 October at 19:04 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post.

Chloddy @OfSymbols - 4h
sadiq @SadiqoJN

Why do bash "dead-beat" John Lennon for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around?

Seán Ono Lennon @seanonolennon - 17h
Wokism is not a religion it's a full blown cult. I'm starting to realize we have to treat its members as victims of manipulation, indoctrination and abuse.

31 October at 22:42 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Kitty facing a camera, text reads:

> "this is a deconstruction!"
> looks inside
> contempt for the genre

31 October at 22:43 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Mannequin wearing a sleeveless shirt that reads:
NEVER
do your best
QUIT

31 October at 22:44 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panel meme, anime person holding up a sign:
IF OUR STRUGGLE WAS HOPELESS, THEIR PROPAGANDA WOULD BE UNNECESSARY.

Second panel, pointing their finger to the sign:
KEEP GOING.

31 October at 22:46 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Person wearing a red dress, distressed, smudged face.

Bottom text reads:
me trying [multiple scrawled out words]

31 October at 22:48 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post.

rlyehtaxidermist

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.
"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.
"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

31 October at 22:49 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cutaway cartoon diagram of a person's brain with a cloud over much of the realistic-themed wrinkly head-meat. Text overlay reads: Got that fog in me

31 October at 22:51 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post.

hunklet
people are like "no one wants to work anymore" when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color "red." okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying "i <3 ivy." okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don't care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don't care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you

31 October at 22:52 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Graphing calculator displaying a plot with a bunch of lines. They are a very simplistic representation of the "loss" meme.

Top text: Why is calculus so hard
Bottom text: Can you guys help me, I'm a bit lost

31 October at 22:54 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. "It was made for me" meme combined with "sickos" meme. Black and white cartoon image of a person climbing up a surface and into a window, text bubbles read "IT WAS MADE FOR ME!" "TH- THIS IS MY HOLE".

Second panel: same person inside the window, "sickos" meme. Text bubble reads "YES... HA HA HA... YES!!!"

31 October at 22:56 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Skeleton wearing a teal and yellow hat, athletic pants, and shirt. They are on a lawn and their eyes are glowing red. The display is meant to resemble an olympic breakdancer.

31 October at 22:58 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post.

Image of an older car interior with a thin steering wheel, two stopwatches [possibly for rally purposes], and a shiny metal coffee maker with a medium-sized white ceramic cup beneath it.

Text:

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash- Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

@the-real-numbers
Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3
cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

31 October at 23:10 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post.
Top text: as we all know, red dragons breathe right-channel audio, white dragons breathe left-channel audio, and yellow dragons breathe video.

@mortimermcmirestinks
sorry I HAD to draw this

[Cartoon dragon with three heads, one red, one white, one yellow.]

31 October at 23:12 | Open on infosec.exchange

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twitter, elon

🖼

Still image. Social media post.

evan loves worf @esjesjesj

The immediate cost of 9/11 was around 35 billion dollars. This is how much Elon lost with Twitter. He did a business 9/11.

Culture Crave @CultureCrave.

Fidelity estimates that Twitter (X)'s value has dropped to $9.4B
A 79% decrease since Elon Musk took over 📉

31 October at 23:13 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Little brown and white calf laying in grass with scattered clover.

Top: "This too shall pass"
Bottom: Okay... when? Lol

31 October at 23:14 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Green frog on a mauve background.

Text: Does my existence threaten God?
I don't know but I like to think so

31 October at 23:16 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Huge cartoon scene showing a maroon-faced mechanical titan facing a lone adventurer who is person-scaled.

Titan is labelled "Hobbyists"
Adventurer is labelled "people won't work without a profit motive"

31 October at 23:17 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Four-panel "people texting each other" meme.

Person in bed, looking up at their phone, text reads *blocked*
Another person in bed, looking sideways at their phone, text reads *blocked*
First person, phone on their chest, satisfied
Second person, phone on their bed, looking at it playfully side-eyed

31 October at 23:20 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Woodcut image of an ornately-dressed person turning the crank on a machine.

Top text: Diss tracks were savage in the 1700s
Woodcut text:
My Mill grinds
Pepper, and Spice
Your Mill grinds
Rats, and Mice.

31 October at 23:21 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Big fuzzy-looking tan creature with ears and paws looking at a laptop computer.

Text floats:
ohoho.. images
heheh
i looove looking at funny images

31 October at 23:23 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post.

just-dumbass-thoughts
girlboss? no. girlunion. girlstrike.

just-dumbass-thoughts
girlworkers of the girlworld unite

31 October at 23:23 | Open on infosec.exchange

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