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Still image. Cross stitch in black thread, lineart of a cartoonish figure, their expression is flat, perhaps resigned, sitting atop a very pokey looking clutch of cactus.

Text reads: THIS TOO SHALL PASS

Like 28 June at 16:57 | Open on infosec.exchange

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just realized that posting memes is basically pointing at a communication board and i'm going to go 'please lie down'

Still image. A communication board or symbol board for emergency medical personnel. Simple cartoon images of common feelings, states, and needs along with the English and Spanish words for them.

Such as:
Your name?
allergies
pregnant
Please lie down
bathroom
weapons
this won't hurt
drinking alcohol
your birthday?

28 June at 17:56 | Open on infosec.exchange

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the meaning changes radically depending on how meritocratic you believe corporations to be

Still image. Pink pixelart unicorn soaring with hearts around it.

If my dysfunction is so bad
how did i get to be
an executive at it

29 June at 1:11 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Deep fried meme of a person with grey hair wearing an apron and cooking at a stove, eyes laser red.

Closed Captioning style text, white on black background reads:
FAR LEFT EXTREMISTS
WANT YOU TO HAVE A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD
AND A FULL STOMACH

29 June at 1:19 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon rendering of characters from Hannibal (2013), Hugh Dancy as Will Graham wearing a black leotard and enormous pumpkin costume, complete with a gourd-stem yarmulke, Mads Mikkelsen as Dr. Hannibal Lecter wearing a costume of the iconic dangerously dull orange-handled "knife" from every kids' pumpkin carving kit, including pumpkin guts and seeds on the blade.

29 June at 1:24 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Four panel meme, top text:
REMEMBER WHAT YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR

Picture of rows and rows of mcmansions, picture of a 10+ lane highway clogged at sunset, picture of rows of funko pops, picture of elderly folks asleep in chairs in a group setting.

29 June at 3:00 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Social media post from ommanyte

how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while | reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit | have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on

29 June at 3:03 | Open on infosec.exchange

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29 June at 3:07 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Black and white line art of a person offscreen holding giant scissors to someone's wings. Bottom text reads:

how it feels to not say weird stuff

29 June at 3:19 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Blurry american flag background with a cartoon eagle in a suit with a smirk, speech bubble reads:
Oh, you hate America?
Well then, why don't you try moving to [INSERT COUNTRY RAVAGED BY U.S. INTERVENTION] and then get back to me, kay bud?

29 June at 17:40 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Fuzzy blown-out photo of a little kitty that looks like it's standing up, its teeny face and eyes downcast.
Text reads:
SORRY FOR
romantising maladaptive
coping
strategies
it's a maladaptive
coping strategy

29 June at 17:47 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cross stitch of Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, a person-height animate milkshake with yellow hands and pink straw. Text reads:
I AM
30 OR 40
YEARS OLD
AND I DO NOT
NEED THIS

1 July at 18:28 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Person in warsaw pact pattern fatigues looking down in reverence. Bottom text reads:
The kind Vladimir Ilyich would
have shot everybody here.

1 July at 18:31 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Tom & Jerry, a cartoon cat and mouse, both bedraggled, with 5-oclock shadows and bloodshot eyes, sitting on the traintracks, looking down.

2 July at 0:24 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screen capture of Ramiel from Neon Genesis Evangelion, a giant octahedron, except its surfaces are covered with the 😠 emoji.

2 July at 0:54 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Meme with two horizontal panels. Top panel is a screenshot from Reservoir Dogs (1992), Michael Madsen, Harvey Keitel, and Steve Buscemi in white shirts, black suits, and medium/skinny ties. They're all smiling and looking down, the shot is from the inside of a car trunk, with the door in the edge of the frame. Second panel is a car trunk full of small, fuzzy, smiling dogs.

2 July at 1:06 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image, cartoon. Hungry small dinosaur ("Me") about to chomp down on a five-sided leaf ("Food that'll make my stomach hurt later").

2 July at 16:44 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Sensitive content

non-graphic, obliteration

2 July at 18:54 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. One of the actors from Friends, wearing a purple v-neck sweater, white face make up, green tinted hair, broad red painted mouth, black-circled eyes, pointing backward with their thumb.

Text reads:
Get a load
Of this Society

3 July at 17:43 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cut sticker that reads
[upside down] "So much for the tolerant left."
-Benito Mussolini April 28, 1945

3 July at 17:45 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Anime person wearing a black bustier with white fringe, white cloak, dithered blue hair, black sunglasses, mouth open.

Speech bubble reads:
THAT WASN'T VERY CASH MONEY OF YOU

3 July at 20:30 | Open on infosec.exchange

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4 July at 0:23 | Open on infosec.exchange

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4 July at 6:46 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media screenshot, post by esperbuddy:

i am not a religious person........ but if you're out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[69,542 notes]

5 July at 12:28 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Close up of the middle trunk, head, and front paws of a hyrax. A brown friend-shaped animal with a short snout, teeny ears, and thick deer-like fur. Its little pink tongue is sticking out.

5 July at 14:49 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot of a message from Joshua:

My friend that works at Lockheed Martin had a group of Japanese defense representatives touring the plant. While on lunch he heard them arguing over whether King of the Hill is better subbed or dubbed. One even said "Japanese doesn't express the essence of the characters like English does" this basically confirms that King of the Hill is in fact Texas anime.

5 July at 15:15 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Bright, low-poly, colorful figures with short statements next to them.

Blue bubble with bubble pink limbs, drooling, red cap:
"I HOPE THAT, TO YOU, I AM NOT ONLY A DRIBBLING CRETIN"

Green figure with pronounced ears holding up a huge gold coin:
"BUT ALSO A SILLY LITTLE GOOBER"

Sad loaf-shaped dog (or dog-shaped loaf), crying, wearing a propeller beanie:
"AND ALSO A TRAGIC WASTE OF POTENTIAL"

6 July at 0:20 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post from feliz-navidad:

"What if my friends secretly hate me?"

What if they pray for you before bed? What if they hear a song come on and it makes them immediately think of you? What if when times are hard for them, they close their eyes and think of the memories they've shared with you? What if they study your face closely to see how you're feeling? What if they listen to your stories? What if they smile when you text them first? What if

6 July at 17:49 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Orange cat looking down at the camera.
Top text:
DOES ANYONE KNOW IF WE HAVE TO keep going
Bottom text:
TOMORROW

6 July at 19:19 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Castlevania Dracula with Aqua Teen Carl's face.

Top text reads:

"Stay outta my friggin castle"

7 July at 21:55 | Open on infosec.exchange

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management comes to help

7 July at 22:06 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Dark figure in an enormous hat, frayed billowing cloak, triple chain belt, faming sword, and horned hellhound at their side.

Top text: Don't ask me "wyd"
Bottom text: you know i'm at home deteriorating

11 July at 19:25 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Ricky from Trailer Park Boys, a person wearing a houndstooth pattern graphic shirt, neck chain, goatee, carefully trimmed sideburns down to the jawline, and medium pompadour, standing in a mobile home kitchen, speaking.

Text reads:
i don't think it's a big deal but
according to the police it is

11 July at 19:27 | Open on infosec.exchange

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11 July at 19:30 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot of social media post, reads:

"My ideal morning: I wake up, get out of bed, get into another bigger bed that is warmer and softer, and fall asleep"

11 July at 21:53 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Epic handshake meme. Two muscular arms intertwined in an arm-wrestling pose. One arm is labeled "fundies", the other "trust fundies". The hands clasped are labeled "fascism".

13 July at 6:09 | Open on infosec.exchange

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sniffymayo

Still image. hellmann's advertisement showing a person spraying mayonnaisal spray in their nose.

Bottom text: For when you're breathing a little too easy...

13 July at 20:10 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon cutie tiny bunny in a meadow holding a small yellow flower, wearing a yellow shirt and red overalls. Text reads:
i hope our names are touching on the watch list

14 July at 2:06 | Open on infosec.exchange

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14 July at 2:56 | Open on infosec.exchange

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i can't tell if this is going to do psychic damage or not

Still image. The Office "tell the difference meme". Two horizontal panels.

First panel is a person presenting two items, one on each hand. Left hand: jean jacket with a bunch of pins, right hand: screenshot of mastodon "📌Pinned post" icon. Text reads: "Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture."

Second panel: Pam, seated against an office background. Neutral, slightly smiling expression. No text.

15 July at 22:11 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post by Jon Stone @joncstone:

One reason people insist that you use the proper channels to change things is because they have control of the proper channels and they're confident it won't work

15 July at 23:08 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Ray from Trailer Park Boys. A person standing outdoors, leaning on a post, squinting, wearing a twill work shirt, collar turned up, loose bolo tie.

Top text: If you can't handle me when I'm broke, you don't deserve me when I got 60 bucks.

15 July at 23:37 | Open on infosec.exchange

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six or fewer inches of sangweech

🖼

Still image. Subway sandwich meme. Cold cuts on a submarine sandwich with turkey, ham, peppers, red onion, tomato, and lettuce. Branded soft drink cup in background.
Text reads:
Liberal Analysis BE LIKE
"These individual corporations/politicians are so corrupt"

Darling what YOU call corruption
is the system working as
intended. It's a feature, not a bug

15 July at 23:54 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Oops! All Saṃsāra

Still image. Fake choices cow meme. Cartoon cow stands in front of what appears to them to be two separate paths, one signposted with images symbolizing health, nutrition, strength, and touching grass. The other shows candies, drugs, pornhub, and league of legends.

From the viewer's vantage, we can see both paths lead to the same end: the wheel of life, the karmic cycle.

16 July at 0:03 | Open on infosec.exchange

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drugs, drip, almost wishing for a nuke-u-lar winter

reidyanimation slaps

17 July at 2:58 | Open on infosec.exchange

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20 July at 4:02 | Open on infosec.exchange

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stop it with this zerohedge bullshit.

Still image. Chart labeled "Is truncating the Y-axis dishonest?

Scale of 90 - 100 on y axis, labeled Percent of respondents", top 5 in red, "NO", bottom 5 (and the other 90%) in blue "YES".

22 July at 21:41 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screen capture from Home Movies (1999). Animated single frame, simplistic angular background depicting bleachers on an outdoor field. Brendon Small, a child, is holding a ball and looking at Coach John McGuirk, whose mouth is open mid-speech and left eye and eyebrow are slightly cocked. They are both seated on the bleachers.

Top text reads:
brendon, do you know what commodity fetishism is? sounds fun right, kinda kinky? i thought it was a sex thing, youll understand when youre older. anyways i thought it sounded fun so googled it. i ended up reading all night. are you a communist brendon? i think im a communist now.

23 July at 21:24 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Street scene of a storefront on the bottom floor of a brick building. Awning reads 'pizzashop.com', there is a medium sized dog seated pensively in front of the shoppe.

Bottom text: These live action reboots have gone too far

25 July at 0:27 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post by PandaDog 🚩🏴

"why don't you ever attack Republicans?"

i'm punching right, baby. tell the Democrats to stop standing there.

25 July at 14:44 | Open on infosec.exchange

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feel free to redeploy on dips

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Still image. Verdant valley with dramatic hot brown hills, low lying scrub, azure sky, and a few fluffy clouds.
Top text: You are enough.
Bottom text: We don't need more of you.

28 July at 23:34 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Emoji wearing sunglasses, thumb and forefinger on frame.

Top text: they hate to see me win
Bottom text: good thing i don't

29 July at 0:32 | Open on infosec.exchange

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