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Dan replied to Dan

free reminder: if you find yourself in a situation where something is on the tracks and there's a train coming, get off the rails and run parallel/diagonal to the tracks toward the train. objects behave unpredictably when this magnitude of inertia is at play. one place they never go is a quarter mile against the direction of travel.

Still image. Two horizontal panels.

Long empty yellow schoolbus on traintracks labeled 'feeling fine'

Train smashing into bus and flinging it off the tracks labeled 'remembering'
Dan replied to Dan

it's Thursday afternoon and i fully support being double cheeked up

Dan replied to Dan

just realized that posting memes is basically pointing at a communication board and i'm going to go 'please lie down'

Still image. A communication board or symbol board for emergency medical personnel. Simple cartoon images of common feelings, states, and needs along with the English and Spanish words for them. 

Such as:
Your name?
allergies
pregnant
Please lie down
bathroom
weapons
this won't hurt
drinking alcohol
your birthday?
Dan replied to Dan

the meaning changes radically depending on how meritocratic you believe corporations to be

Still image. Pink pixelart unicorn soaring with hearts around it. 

If my dysfunction is so bad
how did i get to be
an executive at it
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