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Dan replied to Dan

39 years undefeated

Still image. Kevin Hart in a yellow hat, laughing enthusiastically. 

Top text reads: THIS IS Control Panel BITCH!!!
Bottom text reads: 
we clown in this muthafucka betta
take you sensitive ass back to 
Settings
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LOSING CONTROL-
Microsoft backtracks on deprecating the 39- year-old Windows Control Panel
The Settings app has taken over, but Control Panels aren't going anywhere yet.
ANDREW CUNNINGHAM - UPDATED 8/26/2024, 9:40 AM
Dan replied to Dan

wish it were an n95 goose,
i guess surgical swan will have to do

Dan replied to Dan

last five years of logging into a website that requires users to set up MFA

and leaked all my healthcare data because their admins aren't required to set up MFA

Dan replied to Dan

🖼

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Dan replied to Dan

free reminder: if you find yourself in a situation where something is on the tracks and there's a train coming, get off the rails and run parallel/diagonal to the tracks toward the train. objects behave unpredictably when this magnitude of inertia is at play. one place they never go is a quarter mile against the direction of travel.

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Long empty yellow schoolbus on traintracks labeled 'feeling fine'

Train smashing into bus and flinging it off the tracks labeled 'remembering'
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