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Selma and Troy didn't have to break up

Still image. Green ball cap with white front panel. Black text above a long fish, reads:
THE FISH, WOMEN, AND I
ARE IN A LOVING
POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP
BUILT ON MUTUAL TRUST
AND A REGULARLY RENEWED
FISHING LICENSE

Like 8 June at 20:07 | Open on infosec.exchange

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edit: Jesse is on here now! check 'em out at @adhdjesse

Still image. Screenshot from Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) illustrating conditional motivation.

Eddie Valiant, a detective in shirtsleeves, hat, slacks, loosened tie, and suspenders, saws away at a pair of handcuffs. Roger, a cartoon rabbit, helpfully slips out of the cuffs to steady the box they're using as a workstand.

Eddie: You mean you could've done it at any time?!
Roger (labeled ADHD): Not at any time, only when it was INTERESTING or URGENT

8 June at 21:53 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Wood-framed church sign, teal background, black text. Reads:
ANYTHING SEEMS
POSSIBLE IF YOU
DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT

8 June at 22:08 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. kissinger sitting in front of a round table with a black tablecloth, sweating like a mass murderer in the afterlife, a gauntlet of spicy wings and even spicier questions ahead of him. The wings have their respective bottled sauces behind them.

10 June at 2:04 | Open on infosec.exchange

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if you need this today,
please look at it twice,
i promise you're doing the best you can
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Still image. Ground-level view, doorframe on left side of image, small floofy kitty with one leg raised almost parallel to the ground, like feline dressage and hopefully cruelty free.

Top text: SMALL STEPPY
Bottom text: IS BETTER THAN NO STEPPY

10 June at 3:33 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Recreation of the fatal demon core criticality incident, two metal orbs held separated by just a screwdriver, just before they clap together and kill multiple people in the room slowly and painfully.

Top text reads:
Ok, if it flashes blue its a boy and if it flashes pink its a girl

10 June at 19:14 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screen capture from Fallout: New Vegas (2010). An enormous screen flanked by four smaller ones above a bench with several table-top computers. The screen is dominated by the face of Hugh Laurie in green tones.

The cursor text reads:
E) Talk
Mr. House

11 June at 16:10 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Stuffed plush Snoopy and bird friend in western wear: hats, vests, neckerchiefs, in a stuffed scene complete with wagon wheel and fabric cactus.

Top text: BLOOD MERIDIAN
Bottom text: CORMAC MCCARTHY

15 June at 3:43 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Three panels, hands rolling together cacodemons from Doom, red, monstrous, cyclopean meatballs, smiling ear to ear, mouth full of razor sharp tusks and teeth, two enormous horns surrounded by four smaller ones on their heads.

Second panel shows cacodemons being fried in a pan in various stages of distress.

Third panel shows a plate full of pain elementals, which look like browned cacodemons, served with a light garnish.

15 June at 6:20 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot of two social media posts.

bumblebeebats
1h ago

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

bumblebeebats
1h ago

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

16 June at 18:12 | Open on infosec.exchange

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39 years undefeated
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Still image. Kevin Hart in a yellow hat, laughing enthusiastically.

Top text reads: THIS IS Control Panel BITCH!!!
Bottom text reads:
we clown in this muthafucka betta
take you sensitive ass back to
Settings

Still image. Screenshot of a headline.

LOSING CONTROL-
Microsoft backtracks on deprecating the 39- year-old Windows Control Panel
The Settings app has taken over, but Control Panels aren't going anywhere yet.
ANDREW CUNNINGHAM - UPDATED 8/26/2024, 9:40 AM

17 June at 17:39 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Poster of Saving Private Ryan with rishi sunak's clownbaby face in place of Tom Hanks'. Four helmeted faces fading into the clouds above a single figure silhouetted against the setting sun, rifle at low ready.

Film title has been edited to read 'saving private equity'

17 June at 20:49 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Bunny-eared figure with tears in its eyes facing a wrinkly brain. Text overlaid on figure: "please let me start anything", overlaid on brain "No"

17 June at 20:52 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. White marble statue on a background of a moon-lit sky, river, tree, and hill scene. Colors fade from purple to orange to blue and back, a laser and/or lightning bolt is shooting through the statue's forehead as an eagle passes in front of the full moon.

Top left text:
No man ever posts
the same meme twice,
for it's not the same
mem and he's not
the same man.
Heraclitus

17 June at 20:59 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Geoffrey the giraffe [sp?], a cartoon mascot for the now-defunct toy store 'toys r us', a humanoid giraffe holding a skateboard, wearing a backpack, vneck, and jeans, surrounded by a rainbow ribbon.

Top text, in multiple colors and bubble letters, reads: THE PAST IS DEAD
Text to the left of character, smaller: "The World You Were Born Into No Longer Exists"

17 June at 23:35 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panel meme, cartoon cityscape in red, black, and steel grey, a batman-shaped silhouette labeled 'Loud racecar sound'.

Second panel is the same scene, lit by a lightning bolt in the sky, showing the silhouette to have been cast by Jake and Finn of Adventure Time. A large soft cartoon dog, with a much smaller human child/young adult wearing a hat with pokey ears sitting on their head. They are labeled 'Abarth 500'.

18 June at 0:06 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. "Our Blessed vs. Their barbarous" meme. Two lands divided by a waterway, respective towers, battlements, and navies labeled on either side.

Text reads:

Our Blessed Marxism vs. Their Barbarous Marxism
our scientific plan for socialism vs. their unrealistic idealism
our class-centered analysis vs. their harmful class reductionism
our dialectical nimbleness vs. their foul revisionism
our incisive video essayists vs. their disingenous [sp] streamers

18 June at 19:51 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot of a social media post by Yung Simba @yo_its_simba

“I'm not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how much I hate my job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty health insurance, my student loans, my town's public transportation and the fact that I come home too tired to do anything after work every day."

4:11 pm - 18/04/2019 - Twitter for iPhone

19 June at 5:04 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cash machine with a bright purple/pink wall to its right. There is a laminated sign pasted up, black print on white paper, reads:
"PLEASE DONT ALLOW
ANYONE
TO HELP YOU OR
BE CLOSE TO YOU"

19 June at 18:06 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Four different fonts, colors, and effects, a different one per line, a Clippy in both top right and bottom right. Text reads:

Born to say
"FUCK OFF"
Forced to say
Thanks! Please fins an updated
version attached.

19 June at 18:16 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Pyotr Kropotkin, a person with a large beard and small glasses wearing a slight smile.

Top text: IT'S BREADNESDAY
Bottomtext: MY DUDES

19 June at 18:59 | Open on infosec.exchange

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wish it were an n95 goose,
i guess surgical swan will have to do

19 June at 23:15 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screenshot of two social media posts by pibblepunk:

Hey bro why did your healthbar just appear. Do you need to talk about somethin

Bro, don't front with me. I can hear your leitmotif

20 June at 5:57 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screen capture of a Home Alone film with John Heard as Peter McCallister and Catherine O'Hara as Kate McCallister, seated in large chairs, Kate mid-gasp as they realize something.

Top text: WE FORGOT
Bottom text: ABOUT DRE

20 June at 6:13 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panels.

First panel
Your Landlord:
"It's not me who's choosing to increase your rent. It's the market."
[picture of an older person with white hair, thin blue tie, white buttondown, stripe patterned blazer]

Second panel
The "market":
[same image, duplicated and tessellated to fill the frame with fourteen of them]

20 June at 17:17 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Clippy, a paperclip with eyes brought to life by eldrich magic, is saying something to you. Speech bubble reads:

It looks like you have failed to realise that you're sabotaging yourself. Worst part of it is that you know, yet you persist. Consciousness is a curse in disguise.

20 June at 17:22 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Previous meme, edited to replace Clippy with Matthew McConaughey as Rustin Cohle in True Detective (2014). A person with medium length hair, small clump of flyaways stylishly in front of their forehead, looking wearily out of frame, taking a long drag from a cigarette in tightly-pursed lips. Speech bubble still reads:

It looks like you have failed to realise that you're sabotaging yourself. Worst part of it is that you know, yet you persist. Consciousness is a curse in disguise.

20 June at 17:27 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. David Duchovny, a person wearing a dark blue v-neck over a black t-shirt, and black leather jacket, earpiece in left ear, looking at a CRT monitor.

Bottom text in subtitle yellow reads:
"Let's do some E-mailing."

26 June at 13:21 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Hello Kitty balloon with arms and legs, mostly deflated and touching the ground with its swept-back legs, as if struggling to walk or hovering wherever it's going, on a dirt path with a fence in the background painted alternatingly red and blue.

Top text reads:
Me on my way to make the vibe weird

26 June at 13:23 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. A person in summerwear walks along a well-trod forested trail. Neon letters floating in mid air six inches from their face:

ACCOUNTABILITY
FEELS LIKE AN ATTACK
WHEN YOU'RE
NOT READY TO
ACKNOWLEDGE
HOW YOUR BEHAVIOR
HARMS OTHERS

26 June at 13:27 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panel meme.

First panel:

Older person wearing a headscarf and an exasperated expression, eyes closed, mouth open.

Text to the right reads:
America is in
danger of
Fascism

Second panel:

Older person wearing a headscarf, right hand pointing at the reader, index finger outstretched, smiling expression.

Text to the right reads:
America has always
been fascist it's just
we've come to the
"and then they came
for you" bit.

26 June at 13:27 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post screenshot from trash jones @jzux

babe are you okay you’ve hardly touched your critical thinking skills

26 June at 13:30 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza in Seinfeld. Three horizontal panels, each show an older person with a moustache and curly hair seated at a kitchen table, one arm up to gesticulate while speaking.

Bottom text of each panel:

You got the A...
C...

another A...
and the B

That's facts.

26 June at 14:41 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Social media post screenshot. Top post reads:

"By the power vested in me I now pronounce you... Blocked & deleted. You may now... Kiss my ass"

Second post is a comic-book Duke Nukem holding a pistol, terrible trigger discipline, a sloppily-drawn speech bubble leading up, implying you should read the first post in Jon St. John's Duke voice.

26 June at 14:43 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Small mammal with grey fur, possibly a raccoon, wearing sunglasses and leaning on something. Top text reads:

I accept CASH APOLOGIES ONLY.
Thats [sic] why its called
ACCOUNTABILITY...it goes into my
ACCOUNT

26 June at 14:54 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon of a USB drive and text.

Right side up USB drive > Wrong
Flipped over USB drive > Wrong
Flipped over again USB drive > Correct

An image of Missy Elliot dominates the entire right half of the image.

26 June at 15:02 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal Lecter, shown alone in the frame, from the chest up, wearing a rough institutional twill shirt, top button unbuttoned. Neutral face to slightly mirthful smile.

Bottom text reads:
you guys r giving me attention
which makes me happy so i'm
going to be annoying

26 June at 15:06 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Bunny with good trigger discipline, chin resting on a long barreled magnum revolver with wooden furniture.

Top text:
be soft
but be ready

26 June at 15:09 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Furby looking at a burning candle, tight focus.

Pink and purple text:
i am but a conduit

for nonsense

26 June at 15:13 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Homer throwing rocks out the window at Flanders, on the front lawn. Big rock in Homer's hand has the mastodon "Post" button overlaid on it. The bucket of rocks to Homer's left is labeled "MEMES"

26 June at 15:19 | Open on infosec.exchange

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last five years of logging into a website that requires users to set up MFA

and leaked all my healthcare data because their admins aren't required to set up MFA

26 June at 15:29 | Open on infosec.exchange

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cenobite-type makeup or figure, no gore

🖼

Still image. Person kissing a Hellraiser-style body-horror figure with no eyes or lips, maw wide open showing teeth and jaws. Kissing person is labeled "cool person showing genuine interest in me", other figure labeled "me, confused but grateful"

27 June at 18:24 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Book cover of a human face with the same image of the face replacing its eyes and mouth, top title:
THE WORLD WAS ALWAYS AWFUL
Bottom subtitle: A Guide to World History for People who romanticize the Past

27 June at 18:33 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Three social media posts by zoethebitch.

depression is kicking my ass lately ngl

where's that post about the klingon therapist need to hear that rn

asimovsideburns

Klingon therapist: the battle against mental illness cannot be won decisively. It is a long campaign against an enemy who never tires, whose forces swell to twice their size whenever you look away. Battle against a foe of such magnitude, who occupies your very mind... every moment you survive is a triumph against all odds. There is no more honorable combat.

27 June at 18:36 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Cartoon peach sticker that reads:
MY ANXIETY IS A DOOZY
BUT THIS ASS IS
HELLA JUICY

27 June at 18:46 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Multiple people sitting around a table playing cards, one person is about to throw down an incredible hand, cards raised above their head.

Cards are labeled:
EL PROBLEMA
ES EL CAPITALISMO

Person is labeled:
Yo

Table full of cards is labeled:
una conversación
casual

27 June at 19:02 | Open on infosec.exchange

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free reminder: if you find yourself in a situation where something is on the tracks and there's a train coming, get off the rails and run parallel/diagonal to the tracks toward the train. objects behave unpredictably when this magnitude of inertia is at play. one place they never go is a quarter mile against the direction of travel.

Still image. Two horizontal panels.

Long empty yellow schoolbus on traintracks labeled 'feeling fine'

Train smashing into bus and flinging it off the tracks labeled 'remembering'

27 June at 19:37 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Top text:
Going to be very hot this week. Stay
hydrated

Image of someone drinking the dog water from a can of vienna sausages.

27 June at 19:41 | Open on infosec.exchange

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