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Dan replied to Dan
Dan replied to Dan

Selma and Troy didn't have to break up

Still image. Green ball cap with white front panel. Black text above a long fish, reads:
THE FISH, WOMEN, AND I
ARE IN A LOVING
POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP
BUILT ON MUTUAL TRUST
AND A REGULARLY RENEWED 
FISHING LICENSE
Dan replied to Dan

edit: Jesse is on here now! check 'em out at @adhdjesse

Still image. Screenshot from Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) illustrating conditional motivation. 

Eddie Valiant, a detective in shirtsleeves, hat, slacks, loosened tie, and suspenders, saws away at a pair of handcuffs. Roger, a cartoon rabbit, helpfully slips out of the cuffs to steady the box they're using as a workstand. 

Eddie: You mean you could've done it at any time?!
Roger (labeled ADHD): Not at any time, only when it was INTERESTING or URGENT
Dan replied to Dan

if you need this today,
please look at it twice,
i promise you're doing the best you can
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Still image. Ground-level view, doorframe on left side of image, small floofy kitty with one leg raised almost parallel to the ground, like feline dressage and hopefully cruelty free. 

Top text: SMALL STEPPY
Bottom text: IS BETTER THAN NO STEPPY
Dan replied to Dan

39 years undefeated
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Still image. Kevin Hart in a yellow hat, laughing enthusiastically. 

Top text reads: THIS IS Control Panel BITCH!!!
Bottom text reads: 
we clown in this muthafucka betta
take you sensitive ass back to 
Settings
Still image. Screenshot of a headline. 

LOSING CONTROL-
Microsoft backtracks on deprecating the 39- year-old Windows Control Panel
The Settings app has taken over, but Control Panels aren't going anywhere yet.
ANDREW CUNNINGHAM - UPDATED 8/26/2024, 9:40 AM
Dan replied to Dan

wish it were an n95 goose,
i guess surgical swan will have to do

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