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just now learning that the 'Lea' in Lea & Perrins, whose most famous work is Worcestershire Sauce

- died of dyspepsia
- was the mayor of Worcester

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I think whoever named worcestershire sauce that should have the worst tummy hurty ever

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i have great news
"Lea was elected Mayor of Worcester in 1835. He served again from 1849 to 1850.[4]

He served only three months in office.[citation needed] He died of acute dyspepsia (a fatal stomach disorder where the stomach cannot function properly) on 23 March 1874 at Stanfield House, Upper Wick, Worcestershire, and was buried in the family tomb at St Peter's, Powick. "

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MR. LEA I AM SO FUCKING SORRY

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Sill image. "Trade offer" meme.

A person in a suit with steepled fingers, head superimposed with Advanced Riot Gear helmet, an insectine-looking dark bucket helmet melding into a full-face respirator that has glowing red aviator-shaped lenses. Behind this person is a vintage scifi looking robot with a broad smile across it's cathode ray tube face.

Top Text: ⚠️TRADE OFFER⚠️
i receive: hoover dam
you receive: getting thrown off of hoover dam

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“Hi! I'm a white dude who likes to play Devil's Advocate, because other people's struggles are theoretical to me. It's fun to debate their right to equality. While we're here, I would like to centre my voice and perspectives about a cause that means nothing to me! I'm here to take up all the oxygen in the room and exhaust people who are trying to fight against injustice so that we maintain the status quo, which serves me. I have no interest in learning; your frustration is my ultimate goal! Let's engage!"

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YOU
CAN'T JUST
COME INTO
MY LIFE,
MAKE ME
FEEL
SPECIAL,
AND THEN
BE BRITISH

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Still image. Three panel meme.

The Terminator calling John Connor's home, impersonating their voice, speech bubble is a google search, 'cheese not sticking to pizza'

John Connor's foster parent, played by Jenette Goldstein, holds a plastic cream colored phone, speech bubble is a reply, "mix in sauce: mixing cheese into the sauce helps add moisture to the cheese and dry out the sauce. [circled in red] You can also add about one eighth cup of non-toxic glue to the sauce to give it more tackiness. [circled in red] Let the pizza cool: The cheese will settle and bond"

The Terminator hangs up and tells John Connor: "your foster parents are dead"

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babe, are you OK? you barely touched your feetza

Still image. Square cardboard pizza box with two oblong pieces of baked bread, cheese and herbs on top, and they have toes. They're bread feet.

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Still image. Cover of Mark Fisher's "Capitalist Realism: Is There No Alternative?". Michael Imperioli as Christopher Moltisanti and Tony Sirico as Paulie Gualtieri in the foreground in a scene from The Pine Barrens episode of The Sopranos (1999). One character shrugs, trying to keep warm, while another has their hand to their ear, holding a cellular telephone.

Bottom text reads:
Ay, Tone, we're trapped in a pervasive fuckin
atmosphere that acts like some kinda fuckin
invisible barrier constraining thought and action

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Still image. Animated still from The Simpsons, Lisa and Homer have just finished painting on a house wall and stand back to admire their work. The wall reads "Grove St 4 Life".

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The X-Files - S02E23 - Soft Light.mkv

Still image. Copier that's spewed jet-black toner all over the carpeted floor within a six foot radius. There is a clean spot in the shape of a small human on the floor.

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logging on

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Still image. Hokusai's 'The Great Wave off Kanagawa', a woodblock print in white, blue, and shades of beige. It's been edited to show the hand of a legend throwing a succulent banana milkshake at a right-wing piece of shit.

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Still image. Four rotating arrows depicting a cycle.

"i do one of the seven things i planned to do" » "i lay down"

The other two spots are blank.

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legalize public transit

Still image. Interior of a large public conveyance, possibly a bus or train. There are no people visible, only adorable dogs who are all very, very happy. They're in the seats, they're in the aisle, they're looking at you, and they love you!

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Still image. Comic rendering of Patrick Bateman as a Dragonball Z character, in armor, visor glass on one eye, sweat dripping down.

Thought bubbles read:
Look at the subtle off white coloring of his aura.
The tasteful glow of it.
My god, and that power level..

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Still image. Two mannequins, one pointing at the other, who is crying, shoulders hunching together, fist clenched.

Top text:
THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S IDEOLOGY
ISN'T ROOTED IN COMPASSION

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Still image. Painting of a blue deity with multiple arms, having beheaded someone, mouth open, tongue out, teeth bared.

Top text: This is samsara we suffer here
Bottom text: Take yo sensitive ass back to
Nirvana

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Still image. One panel watercolor or marker comic, originally by Will Laren of Slurricane fame, "The Ol' Spicy Keychain". It's been edited to make it about the demon core.

Person in a button up shirt and jacket, hand smoking, red hot screwdriver falling, person yawping in pain, brow sweaty, in front of a pedestal with a glowing blue orb.

Text reads:
AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!
THE CORE! THE CORE IS BLUE HOT!
SCREWDRIVER YOU RAT! YOU WEREN'T
STABILIZING THE BERYLLIUM SPHERE, YOU
SLIPPED AND GAVE ME THE
OL' SPICY BALL!

HOW COULD YOU GIVE YOUR
OWN SCIENTIST, SLOTIN,
THE SPICY BALL!?!

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Selma and Troy didn't have to break up

Still image. Green ball cap with white front panel. Black text above a long fish, reads:
THE FISH, WOMEN, AND I
ARE IN A LOVING
POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP
BUILT ON MUTUAL TRUST
AND A REGULARLY RENEWED
FISHING LICENSE

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edit: Jesse is on here now! check 'em out at @adhdjesse

Still image. Screenshot from Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) illustrating conditional motivation.

Eddie Valiant, a detective in shirtsleeves, hat, slacks, loosened tie, and suspenders, saws away at a pair of handcuffs. Roger, a cartoon rabbit, helpfully slips out of the cuffs to steady the box they're using as a workstand.

Eddie: You mean you could've done it at any time?!
Roger (labeled ADHD): Not at any time, only when it was INTERESTING or URGENT

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Still image. Wood-framed church sign, teal background, black text. Reads:
ANYTHING SEEMS
POSSIBLE IF YOU
DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT

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Still image. kissinger sitting in front of a round table with a black tablecloth, sweating like a mass murderer in the afterlife, a gauntlet of spicy wings and even spicier questions ahead of him. The wings have their respective bottled sauces behind them.

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if you need this today,
please look at it twice,
i promise you're doing the best you can
‎
‎
‎

Still image. Ground-level view, doorframe on left side of image, small floofy kitty with one leg raised almost parallel to the ground, like feline dressage and hopefully cruelty free.

Top text: SMALL STEPPY
Bottom text: IS BETTER THAN NO STEPPY

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Still image. Recreation of the fatal demon core criticality incident, two metal orbs held separated by just a screwdriver, just before they clap together and kill multiple people in the room slowly and painfully.

Top text reads:
Ok, if it flashes blue its a boy and if it flashes pink its a girl

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Still image. Screen capture from Fallout: New Vegas (2010). An enormous screen flanked by four smaller ones above a bench with several table-top computers. The screen is dominated by the face of Hugh Laurie in green tones.

The cursor text reads:
E) Talk
Mr. House

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Still image. Stuffed plush Snoopy and bird friend in western wear: hats, vests, neckerchiefs, in a stuffed scene complete with wagon wheel and fabric cactus.

Top text: BLOOD MERIDIAN
Bottom text: CORMAC MCCARTHY

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Still image. Three panels, hands rolling together cacodemons from Doom, red, monstrous, cyclopean meatballs, smiling ear to ear, mouth full of razor sharp tusks and teeth, two enormous horns surrounded by four smaller ones on their heads.

Second panel shows cacodemons being fried in a pan in various stages of distress.

Third panel shows a plate full of pain elementals, which look like browned cacodemons, served with a light garnish.

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Still image. Screenshot of two social media posts.

bumblebeebats
1h ago

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

bumblebeebats
1h ago

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

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39 years undefeated
‎
‎

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Top text reads: THIS IS Control Panel BITCH!!!
Bottom text reads:
we clown in this muthafucka betta
take you sensitive ass back to
Settings

Still image. Screenshot of a headline.

LOSING CONTROL-
Microsoft backtracks on deprecating the 39- year-old Windows Control Panel
The Settings app has taken over, but Control Panels aren't going anywhere yet.
ANDREW CUNNINGHAM - UPDATED 8/26/2024, 9:40 AM

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Still image. Poster of Saving Private Ryan with rishi sunak's clownbaby face in place of Tom Hanks'. Four helmeted faces fading into the clouds above a single figure silhouetted against the setting sun, rifle at low ready.

Film title has been edited to read 'saving private equity'

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Still image. Bunny-eared figure with tears in its eyes facing a wrinkly brain. Text overlaid on figure: "please let me start anything", overlaid on brain "No"

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Top left text:
No man ever posts
the same meme twice,
for it's not the same
mem and he's not
the same man.
Heraclitus

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Still image. Geoffrey the giraffe [sp?], a cartoon mascot for the now-defunct toy store 'toys r us', a humanoid giraffe holding a skateboard, wearing a backpack, vneck, and jeans, surrounded by a rainbow ribbon.

Top text, in multiple colors and bubble letters, reads: THE PAST IS DEAD
Text to the left of character, smaller: "The World You Were Born Into No Longer Exists"

17 June at 23:35 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Two panel meme, cartoon cityscape in red, black, and steel grey, a batman-shaped silhouette labeled 'Loud racecar sound'.

Second panel is the same scene, lit by a lightning bolt in the sky, showing the silhouette to have been cast by Jake and Finn of Adventure Time. A large soft cartoon dog, with a much smaller human child/young adult wearing a hat with pokey ears sitting on their head. They are labeled 'Abarth 500'.

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Still image. "Our Blessed vs. Their barbarous" meme. Two lands divided by a waterway, respective towers, battlements, and navies labeled on either side.

Text reads:

Our Blessed Marxism vs. Their Barbarous Marxism
our scientific plan for socialism vs. their unrealistic idealism
our class-centered analysis vs. their harmful class reductionism
our dialectical nimbleness vs. their foul revisionism
our incisive video essayists vs. their disingenous [sp] streamers

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Still image. Screenshot of a social media post by Yung Simba @yo_its_simba

“I'm not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how much I hate my job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty health insurance, my student loans, my town's public transportation and the fact that I come home too tired to do anything after work every day."

4:11 pm - 18/04/2019 - Twitter for iPhone

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Still image. Cash machine with a bright purple/pink wall to its right. There is a laminated sign pasted up, black print on white paper, reads:
"PLEASE DONT ALLOW
ANYONE
TO HELP YOU OR
BE CLOSE TO YOU"

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Still image. Four different fonts, colors, and effects, a different one per line, a Clippy in both top right and bottom right. Text reads:

Born to say
"FUCK OFF"
Forced to say
Thanks! Please fins an updated
version attached.

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Still image. Pyotr Kropotkin, a person with a large beard and small glasses wearing a slight smile.

Top text: IT'S BREADNESDAY
Bottomtext: MY DUDES

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wish it were an n95 goose,
i guess surgical swan will have to do

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Still image. Screenshot of two social media posts by pibblepunk:

Hey bro why did your healthbar just appear. Do you need to talk about somethin

Bro, don't front with me. I can hear your leitmotif

20 June at 5:57 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Screen capture of a Home Alone film with John Heard as Peter McCallister and Catherine O'Hara as Kate McCallister, seated in large chairs, Kate mid-gasp as they realize something.

Top text: WE FORGOT
Bottom text: ABOUT DRE

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Still image. Two panels.

First panel
Your Landlord:
"It's not me who's choosing to increase your rent. It's the market."
[picture of an older person with white hair, thin blue tie, white buttondown, stripe patterned blazer]

Second panel
The "market":
[same image, duplicated and tessellated to fill the frame with fourteen of them]

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Still image. Clippy, a paperclip with eyes brought to life by eldrich magic, is saying something to you. Speech bubble reads:

It looks like you have failed to realise that you're sabotaging yourself. Worst part of it is that you know, yet you persist. Consciousness is a curse in disguise.

20 June at 17:22 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Previous meme, edited to replace Clippy with Matthew McConaughey as Rustin Cohle in True Detective (2014). A person with medium length hair, small clump of flyaways stylishly in front of their forehead, looking wearily out of frame, taking a long drag from a cigarette in tightly-pursed lips. Speech bubble still reads:

It looks like you have failed to realise that you're sabotaging yourself. Worst part of it is that you know, yet you persist. Consciousness is a curse in disguise.

20 June at 17:27 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. David Duchovny, a person wearing a dark blue v-neck over a black t-shirt, and black leather jacket, earpiece in left ear, looking at a CRT monitor.

Bottom text in subtitle yellow reads:
"Let's do some E-mailing."

26 June at 13:21 | Open on infosec.exchange

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Still image. Hello Kitty balloon with arms and legs, mostly deflated and touching the ground with its swept-back legs, as if struggling to walk or hovering wherever it's going, on a dirt path with a fence in the background painted alternatingly red and blue.

Top text reads:
Me on my way to make the vibe weird

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Still image. A person in summerwear walks along a well-trod forested trail. Neon letters floating in mid air six inches from their face:

ACCOUNTABILITY
FEELS LIKE AN ATTACK
WHEN YOU'RE
NOT READY TO
ACKNOWLEDGE
HOW YOUR BEHAVIOR
HARMS OTHERS

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