@Lana@beige.party what do we listen to though

@Lana

Thanks for the LOL.

@Lana False. Jean Valjean would like a word with you about voids; _he_ certainly had no trouble staring into them.

@Lana great, now i'm falling into abyss

@Lana Guess this is why the void kept looking back at me

@Lana Can I stare into the void tho?

@Lana 🤦 ok. I will try to remember.😂

@Lana I'm sorry but what are the sanctioned activities I can perform with this All-Encompassing Nothingness I got? (it was a great deal at Target).

@Lana Abyss void if screamed into.

@Lana 🤣 🤣

@Lana I mean, honestly, consult the experts for this sort of thing, folks! @scream

@Lana @aronow I stare into a void everyday, and the void "screams" back

@Lana I feel like the abyss should scream back.

@Lana
...and volcanoes are for hurtling our billionaires into.

@Lana@beige.party i accidentally voided the abyss am i in trouble

@Lana also try not to stare into the void, he is on the spectrum and gets easily distressed with intense visual contact...

@Lana Can you tell me which one is best for sobbing into?

@Lana I got an abysmal void which accepts both stares and screams

@Lana
Me: screaming into the abyss

Abyss, staring: ...could you stop?

@Lana
Why does my breakdown have to have so many rules?

@Lana the abyss told me not to stare 🫣

@Lana So instead of telling the abyss to go pound sand, I should have screamed it into the void? Sorry - my mistake.😈

@xinicit @Lana Plus, if it eventually echoes back, that'll mess us all up.

@Lana @unixben here we go

@Lana@beige.party screaming into the abyss, hugging the void!

@Lana and tooting? where can I toot into? :mastorofl: 🎺

@Lana For German speakers:
staring into the abyss => In den Abgrund schauen
screaming into the void => no idea, it's translatable but there is no particular equivalent I think. Anybody?

@Lana Once they perfect portability, people can have abyss goggles and void masks, so they can do everything at once, wherever they are.

Imagine the efficiency.

@Lana, how about pointing to the void (in C)?

@Lana Caveat: void cat is not for screaming into. Screaming into void cat may result in lacerations.

@Lana This is why I am here and always click ‘renew’ every time my subscription comes up.

@Lana This classic seems relevant

@Lana @kittylyst I’m guessing the insurance was void anyway?

@Lana I’m sorry. You have exceeded the instructions available. Type in “screaming into the” or “staring into the” and “void” is offered as an option for either. “Abyss” is not.

@Lana@beige.party Oh no I've been staring into the void this whole time, will I be okay?

@Lana This post is abysmal and has left me feeling a void in my core.

@Lana 😂

@Lana Here's my recommended mnemonic: get a black dog and a black cat, name the dog Abyss and the cat Void.

@Lana

“I would hurl words into this darkness and wait for an echo, and if an echo sounded, no matter how faintly, I would send other words to tell, to march, to fight, to create a sense of hunger for life that gnaws in us all.”

—Richard Wright

@Lana There's always one person ruining things for everyone else.

@Lana this feels like something from Portal

@Lana What do we do if we're already in the Abyss or Void?

@Lana

My bad.

@Lana
Damn, I keep getting them mixed up because I always avoid the abyss.

@Lana
How serendipitou to see these posts in this order - clearly the fox needed to check the screaming/staring protocol before getting started

@Lana Thanks to the ISO 9899 standard, we can also cast into the void.

@Lana
You *can* scream into an abyss - but you might not like what might come crawling out of it, answering your call…

@Lana ok, I’m just staring into the void then. 🤓

@Lana Is this a subtext about the missing stare no one mentions?

@Lana *stares into the void*

@Lana The abyss is also watery. So there’s lots of bubbles.

@Lana but if i scream at the void he just gets sad and meows at me

@Lana

Being Babe of the Abyss 👍
Being Offspring of the Void 👎

@Lana le sad https://beige.party/@JoParkerBear/112038460916588099
@astridpoot

@Lana I need to howl. Where may I howl? What are the risks of it howling back?

@Lana @jessica also the abbys is for rich people

@Lana Sometimes, on Twitter, I would wish that I could someone else's tweet to my timeline.

This is the first time I've wished for it on Mastodon.

@Lana 😂

@Lana@beige.party Hey! That abyss is paid for by my tax dollars and I will scream into if I want!

@Lana stares in to the abyss and becomes lost.

Looks round for any exit signs and just gets even more lost!

@Lana Does Nietzsche's warning also apply to voids?

@Lana

"The void is for screaming only, there is no screaming into the abyss."

"The abyss is for screaming only, there is no staring into the void."

"No, the void has always been for screaming only, there is no screaming into the abyss."

"Don't start up with your void shit again. There's no screaming into the abyss."

🙂

Look, I could apologize for this, but we'd all know that it wouldn't be sincere.

@Lana Instructions unclear, got into argument with singularity.

@Lana@beige.party *stares into the void

@Lana Usually throw myself into the abyss just to avoid the screaming staring

@Lana The void just doesn't echo the same the abyss. I like to make the chasms sing.
I am currently working on abyssal overnote screaming. It sounds horrifying. 💜

@Lana

"what's the difference between the abyss and the void?"

"if you scream into abyss, the warranty will be void."

@Lana @rjbs Too late. The abyss is awake.

@Lana this is discrimination against sign language!

@Lana so, this is an abyss? https://is-a.cat/@ar/112043325063148095

@Lana *yodels into the abyss*

@Lana if one stares into the void they now qualify for corrective eyewear

@Lana @jwcph Why does Siri keep saying “You’ll have to unlock your void before you can scream into it”

@Lana pro tip: if you stare into the abyss long enough, you become the abyss, allowing you to be the abyss screaming into the void.

@Lana can I still stare into the void though? 👀

@Lana

Abyss = for staring into
Void = for screaming into
Wind = for pissing into

Please stop pissing into the Abyss, we are not your personal latrine.

Hollow Knight vibes

@Lana@beige.party But the echo is great!

@Lana When you scream into the abyss, the abyss screams also into you.

@Lana

if return void returns nothing, what does return abyss return? 🤔