Bedtime story as a child: "Dragons and princesses"
Bedtime stories now: "...and that's how they got a buffer overflow at line 253, got a bug bounty and lived happily ever after"
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Open on astolfo.social Natty :butterflyN:
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Bedtime story as a child: "Dragons and princesses"
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New folks,
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:blobfox_spin: :blobfox_spin2: :blobfox_spin_fast:
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I need to touch grass, async processing queues are fucking cursed
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I will personally eat every single HRT gatekeeper
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What do you say if someone says "don't create the torment nexus"?
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What the fuck is the web environment integrity API
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@natty@astolfo.social NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO GET THE FUCK AWAY GOOGL
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For managing ADHD, I utilize a technique called "fuck around and find out"
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Google's voice recorder detects my purring as "cat"
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The floor is Java
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Nyaaa, makes your blobcat spin more
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I'm a tech influencer,
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Is writing down things just a brain backup?
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I overwrote my mental clipboard
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Reading "okno" as window instead of "Ok, no"
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Tired of being a data and file maid,
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Please recommend (preferably electronic, but other is nice too) music to get me through the day :bugcat_nod:
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*plugs in USB-C* |
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