Today is Arya's Birthday! :catjam: :cwy:
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Laura Manach :bongoCat:
Today is Arya's Birthday! :catjam: :cwy:
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aoanla
@cmconseils not sure I would lick 8 if it was in a state where it was lickable (and the same goes for most of the Noble Gases, tbh, but at least they won't give you chemical burns as well as freezer burns).
olenik2
@cmconseils I would consider mercury a yellow, pure metallic mercury is quite inert and wont pass through skin/tongue.
Laura Manach :bongoCat:
"Cats are independent animals".
ChickenPwny
@cmconseils lol, omg they really want my attention at my desk it's like ugh this is cute but I want to work.
trdebunked
@cmconseils laptops just sit there on the table, demanding all of someones attention and insisting on being brushed with the fingers. cats will not be usurped. the black cat: "which one of these buttons initiates the self-destruct sequence?"
Laura Manach :bongoCat:
If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie Up, he cannot give it to you as he will never give you up. However, in doing so he lets you down. Thus creating the Astley Paradox
Jason Baker
@cmconseils I'm not sure that I understand. Does anyone have a link to a video I could watch to learn more?
Laura Manach :bongoCat:
Just once, I want the opportunity to dramatically swipe everything off a table to make room for a giant map that I'll use to explain the plan
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Nuncio Bitis ✷ ✅ 🏳️🌈
@cmconseils Followed by the sound of acat screaming because it got hit by something flying off the table.
Joscelyn Transpiring
@cmconseils huh, I always wanted to do that....but to bend a hot girl over it and make out... 😅
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Regis - HTTP 1.1/418 Teapot
@cmconseils @moira I’ll just leave this here. https://youtu.be/9rmBqIFeHN8
Laura Manach :bongoCat:
Me rereading my own toot every time someone likes it
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Laura Manach :bongoCat:
People who say “go big or go home” seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Like, it’s literally my only goal. I love sitting alone in my house all day doing nothing. Eating snacks, watching movies, strolling around, listening to my fav songs. You may find it meaningless, but that's what gives me meaning. The ordinary. The little things.
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Simon Green
@cmconseils As a great man* once said, 'Go hard go home!' and his son replied 'Fine, I'll go home then. It's warm and has chairs.' *Or at least a David Thorne
Sheepnik
@cmconseils Anyway, go home presumes that you leave the house in the first place, and what kind of monster does something like that? |