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Help that bear!

@cmconseils let me in I need to shit.

@cmconseils 😂😂😂

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"Honey, I'm home"

@cmconseils They need a service where you text a number when you’re on a bad date and a bear shows up to escort you home.

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"Excuse me sir, have you heard the word of our Lord and Savior Silvanus?"

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@cmconseils ihr geländer der vsranda ist nicht bären sicher.
Diese Menschen lerne es nie.

@cmconseils Image description: photo of a bear looking in through a glass porch door, one paw raised