@cmconseils This is SO true...

I'm a night person who used to work as a teacher's aide and had to be up in the middle of the night to go to work. (When school starts at 7am, and it won't be dawn for another 2 hours, you're starting school in the middle of the night.) I frequently went to work without having slept the night before and dropped dead the moment I got home.

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I am alive once again and the world. Must. Know.

@cmconseils used to be a night person, worked late, doing laundry at 11 pm while SO was a morning person. Somehow through the years, total role reversal for both. It’s quite hard to try to quietly clear a dishwasher at 6 am. Just sayin.

(sorry)

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It went straight over my head
but I boosted it because so many others did
so it must be funny?

@cmconseils Took me a while until I got it 😳

@cmconseils Oh i really liked the Unplugged shows.
And yes, upvote for Headbangers Ball too. 🤘

@cmconseils MTV 80s, MTV 90s, and MTV 00s still show music videos 24/7.

@cmconseils @thejikz I didn't know MTV still existed.

@cmconseils @alicemcalicepants I really enjoyed the alt text!

@cmconseils This only works so much.

@cmconseils that's true lol

@cmconseils absolutely our cat, Mizzi. And when she needs her breakfast she smacks my face with vigor with her paw (not a nice soft touch!) to get me out of bed to serve her breakfast. Usually around 5 in the morning. :blobcatfingerguns:

@cmconseils This seems familiar :blobcatgiggle: :blobcatgiggle: :blobcatgiggle:

@cmconseils "If it ain't baroque, don't fix it."

@cmconseils What is the name if made by orcs?

@cmconseils 100% this!

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Reminds me of the song Do Like The Bears Do by The Shrinks

https://open.spotify.com/track/2fYZZXsfeytO9HDo4ZUaZq?si=L43GQmoxQB26a6Vb3R5zDQ

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When he gets arrested we should update the lyrics to.

He's eating the cocks.
He's giving his ass.
He's being the lass,
of the inmates that live there.

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@cmconseils these childless catboys disgust me (joking)

@cmconseils 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Hey Charles, William, and all you other pretenders: you are hearby evicted. All hail Queen Matilda!

@cmconseils a FAR stronger sign than some raving loon getting hit by teleprompter shrapnel.

@cmconseils From 2017 and unfortunately it's not Excalibur, but a sword thrown into the lake in the 80s by a dude that was big into neopaganism.

https://allthatsinteresting.com/truth-behind-excalibur

@cmconseils but once you try to go faster than light, it's all like "No. Not that. Don't do that."

@cmconseils Wouldn't the 'popup' be one's instincts or culture? Those are attributes of the universe (though not always good).

@cmconseils and there's not even an ad that says "people who ate dirt also dated the wrong people and ruined their planet's climate. Would you like to try that?"

@cmconseils ihr geländer der vsranda ist nicht bären sicher.
Diese Menschen lerne es nie.

@cmconseils Image description: photo of a bear looking in through a glass porch door, one paw raised

@cmconseils absolutely gorgeous 💕

@cmconseils A lovely, dreamy series of images 😍

@cmconseils This is also a very useful periodic table.

@cmconseils not sure I would lick 8 if it was in a state where it was lickable (and the same goes for most of the Noble Gases, tbh, but at least they won't give you chemical burns as well as freezer burns).

@cmconseils I would consider mercury a yellow, pure metallic mercury is quite inert and wont pass through skin/tongue.