Gregory's Server
"Cats are independent animals".
My cats when I'm on the computer:
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If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie Up, he cannot give it to you as he will never give you up. However, in doing so he lets you down. Thus creating the Astley Paradox  @cmconseils I'm not sure that I understand. Does anyone have a link to a video I could watch to learn more? Just once, I want the opportunity to dramatically swipe everything off a table to make room for a giant map that I'll use to explain the plan
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  @cmconseils Followed by the sound of acat screaming because it got hit by something flying off the table. @cmconseils huh, I always wanted to do that....but to bend a hot girl over it and make out... π
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@cmconseils @moira Iβll just leave this here. https://youtu.be/9rmBqIFeHN8
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People who say βgo big or go homeβ seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Like, itβs literally my only goal. I love sitting alone in my house all day doing nothing. Eating snacks, watching movies, strolling around, listening to my fav songs. You may find it meaningless, but that's what gives me meaning. The ordinary. The little things.
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 @cmconseils As a great man* once said, 'Go hard go home!' and his son replied 'Fine, I'll go home then. It's warm and has chairs.' *Or at least a David Thorne @cmconseils Anyway, go home presumes that you leave the house in the first place, and what kind of monster does something like that? 12
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@cmconseils lol, omg they really want my attention at my desk it's like ugh this is cute but I want to work.
@cmconseils laptops just sit there on the table, demanding all of someones attention and insisting on being brushed with the fingers. cats will not be usurped.
the black cat: "which one of these buttons initiates the self-destruct sequence?"